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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light. — Regina Griffin

A girl with plenty to do is sure to draw the interest of a man who's worth knowing. Be sure to get a hobby girls. — Barbara Jean Coast

Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time. — Drew Carey

Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick. — Carroll Bryant

You don't know what cold is until you've experienced the cold you feel when the blood is draining out of your body. — Ryu Murakami

It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time. — Julie Powell

Bracy sighed, "So this wasn't the heart ... it was the head."
"Bracy don't try to be poetic; it doesn't suit you. — Nicole Sager

No Amish woman would dare to confide, even in her sister, that a man's very presence made her heart quicken and her senses tingle. — Sarah Price

College = A place where you spend a ton of money for a piece of paper that says you're qualified. — Korey Miracle

I have been told the best things in life are free ~ I found them very expensive. — E.A. Bucchianeri

There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you're determined to dislike for no good reason. — Gregory David Roberts

We don't make music - it makes us. — David Byrne

The maid screamed.
The Queen gasped.
Sophie waved. — Roald Dahl

A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him — Nitin Yaduvanshi

A great mission by a great woman. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others — Yana Toboso

Law applied to its extreme is the greatest injustice — Marcus Tullius Cicero

True ... I hear voices in my head keep talking to me. The good thing for now is ... I never answer them back. — Timothy Pina

I've dated exactly three girls in my life, not a one that lasted for longer than two weeks. — Mary Kubica

He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke. — Carroll Bryant

You can't trust a guy showing off more cleavage than you. — Lindsey Leavitt

Don't beat yourself up," said Charlotte. "True love can be so easily mistaken for other things-friendship, humane concern, indigestion ... — Shannon Hale

I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign. — Duop Chak Wuol

An oldtimer is a person who's had many interesting experiences, some of them true. — Bob Gilluly

Ish #109 If MapQuest says make a right, go straight. You'll get there quicker. — Regina Griffin

I am one with the popular culture. — Lloyd Blankfein

Parent could embarrass their kids during the teenage years, but only a true virtuoso could embarrass them into their twenties and beyond. — Danielle Monsch

Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking? — Regina Griffin

You can be powerful without being loud and aggressive. — Ed Skrein

My life is measured into two distinct phases . . . BC is before cellulite and AC is for after cellulite. Sad but so true! — Various

Ish #1 It's not your mama's macaroni and cheese if you used spaghetti noodles. — Regina Griffin

I could say how well he dances, but that isn't true, for he dances like that big friendly bear I saw last Christmas. — Winston Graham

A true Vor, Miles told himself severely, does not bury his face in his liegewoman's breasts and cry
even if he is at a convenient height for it. — Lois McMaster Bujold