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Ish #153 Artificial plants grow best in artificial light.
— Regina Griffin
A girl with plenty to do is sure to draw the interest of a man who's worth knowing. Be sure to get a hobby girls.
— Barbara Jean Coast
Men never forget true love. They always remember all the women they couldn't have.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
The only way I'd need a pain reliever to enjoy sex is if all of my fantasies came true at the same time.
— Drew Carey
Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.
— Carroll Bryant
You don't know what cold is until you've experienced the cold you feel when the blood is draining out of your body.
— Ryu Murakami
It was 10:30 in the morning and I was already running behind. This is hardly unusual, but it pisses me off every single time.
— Julie Powell
Bracy sighed, "So this wasn't the heart ... it was the head.""Bracy don't try to be poetic; it doesn't suit you. — Nicole Sager
College = A place where you spend a ton of money for a piece of paper that says you're qualified.
— Korey Miracle
There are few things more discomfiting than a spontaneous outburst of genuine decency from someone you're determined to dislike for no good reason.
— Gregory David Roberts
We don't make music - it makes us.
— David Byrne
The maid screamed.The Queen gasped.
Sophie waved. — Roald Dahl
A true lover never demands a naked girl with him,rather he feels her presence all the time with him
— Nitin Yaduvanshi
A great mission by a great woman.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Even though I dislike being kicked by others, I do enjoy the feeling of kicking others
— Yana Toboso
Law applied to its extreme is the greatest injustice
— Marcus Tullius Cicero
True ... I hear voices in my head keep talking to me. The good thing for now is ... I never answer them back.
— Timothy Pina
I've dated exactly three girls in my life, not a one that lasted for longer than two weeks.
— Mary Kubica
He who laughs last ... just didn't get the joke.
— Carroll Bryant
You can't trust a guy showing off more cleavage than you.
— Lindsey Leavitt
I would rather write a book without a title if my true friend chooses to live in a million dollar home in London and acts foreign.
— Duop Chak Wuol
I am one with the popular culture.
— Lloyd Blankfein
Parent could embarrass their kids during the teenage years, but only a true virtuoso could embarrass them into their twenties and beyond.
— Danielle Monsch
Ish #19 If your diet soda has zero calories, zero sugar and zero fat, what the hell are you drinking?
— Regina Griffin
