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Humorous Names Quotes By Woody Allen: Should I marry W.? Not if she won't

Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. — Woody Allen

Humorous Names Quotes By Mark Twain: There isn't often anything in Wagner opera that

There isn't often anything in Wagner opera that one would call by such a violent name as acting. — Mark Twain

Humorous Names Quotes By Jack McDevitt: Squeej? What kind of name was that for

Squeej? What kind of name was that for a pilot? — Jack McDevitt

Humorous Names Quotes By W.C. Fields: I have a poor memory for names; but

I have a poor memory for names; but I seldom remember a face. — W.C. Fields

Humorous Names Quotes By Woody Allen: Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all

Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident. — Woody Allen

Humorous Names Quotes By W.C. Fields: Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I

Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) — W.C. Fields

Humorous Names Quotes By Quentin Tarantino: I'm an American, our names don't mean shit.

I'm an American, our names don't mean shit. — Quentin Tarantino

Humorous Names Quotes By Erma Bombeck: A member of the committee slapped a name

A member of the committee slapped a name tag over my left bosom. "What shall we name the other one?" I smiled. She was not amused. — Erma Bombeck

Humorous Names Quotes By Phyllis Diller: We named all our children Kid. Well, they

We named all our children Kid. Well, they have different first names, like Hey Kid, You Kid, Dumb Kid ... — Phyllis Diller

Humorous Names Quotes By Dave Barry: WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is

WARNING: This is assuming your spouse's name is Margaret. — Dave Barry