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It is radically humbling to confess that the source of all our joy resides outside ourselves. — John Piper

What's with that?' Butters screamed, his voice high and frightened. 'Just covering his head with his arms? Didn't he see the lawyer in the movie? — Jim Butcher

This bastard is so guilty he already has his lawyer here. — Kevin Hearne

When in a negatively charged state, be careful about the decisions you make. — Karen Salmansohn

I'm motivated by the laughter, honestly. It's really not about the money or being more famous. I really love creativity. — RuPaul

I cannot swallow whole the view of Lincoln as the Great Emancipator. — Barack Obama

I've always been proud of my body, my Jewish nose and all of that. Hollywood's Hollywood, but that's not going to change. — Lea Michele

It was not really possible to understand oneself, let alone another human being. — Arthur Miller

If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird? — George Carlin

Every race and every nation should be judged by the best it has been able to produce, not by the worst. — James Weldon Johnson

Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met. — Erma Bombeck

Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo. — Ambrose Bierce

Oh how sweet to work for God all day, and then lie down at night beneath His smile. — Robert M

I'd always hoped that love would be enough. Otherwise it's just a Nine Inch Nails song. — Karina Halle

Gardeners often focus exclusively on plants, missing the absolutely essential visual role played by structures, from paths to pavilions. — Janet Macunovich

What will happen to those who stone the prophets and persecute the masters? His fate is written in flaming letters on each page of the history. — Frank Harris

However beautifully you play the violin, you can always play the violin even more beautifully again ... — Arjuna Ardagh

I have become a different person. I don't know whether this person is better, he certainly is not happier. — Gustav Mahler

Strength of mind rests in sobriety; for this keeps your reason unclouded by passion. — Pythagoras

At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. — Woody Allen

The mole rat is the only rodent born without a fur coat. With a good lawyer, someone would pay for that little oversight. — Erma Bombeck

The main difference between a lawyer and a prostitute is that a prostitute won't screw you after you're dead. — Mark R. Jones