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If I want to get work done, that's usually about 3 in the morning.
— Marc Andreessen
My medication must be wearing off I'm starting to think my jokes are funny.
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
It is not a sign of arrogance for the king to rule. That is what he is there for.
— William F. Buckley Jr.
To dream means to focus and zoom the photos of destiny called visions for clearer view, manipulation and exploitation.
— Israelmore Ayivor
A year ago I came here without a nickle in my pocket, now, I've got a nickle in my pocket.
— Groucho Marx
There's a few tunes of mine that don't have jokes, but most of them have a joke and they have a humorous point of view somewhere.
— Mose Allison
Those who in this world have the courage to try and solve in their own lives new problems of life, are the ones who raise society to greatness.
— Rabindranath Tagore
I knew I would grow up and wear a costume one day, and that's exactly what happened.
— Cassandra Peterson
As pride sometimes is hid under humility, idleness if often covered by turbulence and hurry.
— Samuel Johnson
Not everyone who condemns masturbation can masturbate.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I believe the film paradoxically generates a visceral, almost tactile 'live' experience.
— Anonymous
Joseph Obomsawin, the elder I lived with there, says that those who turn to animals do so because humans have let them down.
— Jodi Picoult
The philosopher says that God's knowledge is the measure of things, and that things are the measure of man's knowledge.
— Jacques Maritain
Life sometimes confuses us by making us discover in someone we hate a quality or qualities we love.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Edges of the ocean. The water is what ties us together, yes? You at one edge, me at the other, but the same ocean, the same water.
— Patti Callahan Henry
Unbeknown to us, some of the people who we hope are missing us wherever they are do miss us; some miss someone else; and some are dead.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
As I get older, Vincent, I have come to prefer a quiet evening at home to a bracing exchange of gunfire in the dark.
— Douglas Preston
I find relatively little relationship between the work of art and the immediate critical response it gets.
— Edward Albee
Many a man was caused to perish by something that he and many men cherish.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana
Not every single way of saying the right thing is right.
— Mokokoma Mokhonoana