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Funny Hot As Quotes By Jill Shalvis: I don't want to dig him or his I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. Jill Shalvis
Funny Hot As Quotes By Chelsea Handler: You know you're a hot mess when the You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. Chelsea Handler
Funny Hot As Quotes By Jennifer Estep: Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. — Jennifer Estep
Funny Hot As Quotes By Aditi Mathur Kumar: Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar
Funny Hot As Quotes By Huntley Fitzpatrick: Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick
Funny Hot As Quotes By Angela Verdenius: She said he looked hot in uniform. He She said he looked hot in uniform.

He said she looked hot without clothes.

She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius
Funny Hot As Quotes By L.H. Thomson: I'm English. We're about as tactful as a I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson
Funny Hot As Quotes By Johnny Carson: It was so hot today that Burger King It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson
Funny Hot As Quotes By Iliza Shlesinger: I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger
Funny Hot As Quotes By Veronica Blade: He really needed to stop being so hot He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade
Funny Hot As Quotes By Anonymous: Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — Anonymous
Funny Hot As Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: You can't tell me the success of Kevin You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan
Funny Hot As Quotes By Jill Shalvis: I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis
Funny Hot As Quotes By Minnie Pearl: Getting married is a lot like getting into Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl
Funny Hot As Quotes By Cyn Balog: Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog
Funny Hot As Quotes By S.K. Logsdon: Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon
Funny Hot As Quotes By Simone Elkeles: You look like a hot tamale.""That's not really You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles
Funny Hot As Quotes By Stacey Marie Brown: Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown
Funny Hot As Quotes By Jerry Coleman: The Padres are really swinging some hot hats The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight! — Jerry Coleman
Funny Hot As Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself. — Mitch Hedberg
Funny Hot As Quotes By Ella Minster: Grace shivered even though it was hot out, Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books. — Ella Minster
Funny Hot As Quotes By Ke$ha: I want to show you that you can I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am. — Ke$ha
Funny Hot As Quotes By Jon Stewart: I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart
Funny Hot As Quotes By Markus Zusak: When a woman with an iron fist tells When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak
Funny Hot As Quotes By Jerry Coleman: Templeton is as hot as you can be Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk! — Jerry Coleman
Funny Hot As Quotes By Sharon Stone: It's funny, but I never knew I was It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. — Sharon Stone
Funny Hot As Quotes By Alycia Linwood: Oh, so there were angels and demons, but Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood
Funny Hot As Quotes By George Mikes: Continental people have a sex life; the English Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes
Funny Hot As Quotes By Dashiell Hammett: What do people think about my staying with What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow? — Dashiell Hammett