Funny Hot As Quotes

I don't want to dig him or his sexy self. But I keep losing my clothes when I'm with him. — Jill Shalvis

Hot, raunchy and funny. - GiveMeBooks — Scarlett Avery

Oz lists the hem of his shirt, exposing his cut abs, and wipes his brow with the material. Oh my with chocolate on top. That was just beautiful. — Katie McGarry

Fine, I'll touch you, briefly, but only because you sound like you need the praise that your body's hot, and I'm totally selfless like that. — Kyle Adams

I'm friends with a guy who is friends with a former Playboy model. So I guess you could say I'm 1 degree away from 212 degrees. — Ryan Lilly

Look at your watch now. You're still a super hot female. — Gwen Stefani

That's what gets converts these days," Baron said. "It's a buyers' market in apocalypse. What's hot in heresy's Armageddon. — China Mieville

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

I think so. I want a hamburger and a hot dog." I paused. "And ice cream in one of those waffle cones. And - and I want to see the big kitties. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Just another part of that Spartan killer instinct. I can slay the ladies just as well as I can reapers. — Jennifer Estep

Military Wives - Sacrificing Months of Sex for the Country. — Aditi Mathur Kumar

Right. Because if you have trouble putting ketchup and mustard on a hot dog, you should totally move on to saving lives. — Huntley Fitzpatrick

She said he looked hot in uniform.

He said she looked hot without clothes.

She said he did, too. He agreed. — Angela Verdenius

I'm English. We're about as tactful as a hot poker up the bum, most of the time. — L.H. Thomson

It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, "if you want it your way, cook it yourself." — Johnny Carson

I wasn't a 'hot chick' in high school. I was 'funny' and a tomboy and probably a little uncomfortable with my amazing boobs. — Iliza Shlesinger

He really needed to stop being so hot while his hands were on me. — Veronica Blade

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — Anonymous

You can't tell me the success of Kevin Bacon isn't somehow tied to his name. You're not going out to see a Kevin Hot-Dog movie. — Jim Gaffigan

I made a tactical error tonight with Wyatt." She paused "Horizontally."
Sara laughed. "Again? — Jill Shalvis

Getting married is a lot like getting into a tub of hot water. After you get used to it, it ain't so hot. — Minnie Pearl

Oh, hell, he'd look hot in a chicken suit. — Cyn Balog

Oh, doctor. I think I'm sick I need some penis-cilin. I fake cough again into my hand. — S.K. Logsdon

You look like a hot tamale."
"That's not really a compliment. — Simone Elkeles

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

The Padres are really swinging some hot hats tonight! — Jerry Coleman

I'm into carpooling, because sometimes my car gets hot and needs to refresh itself. — Mitch Hedberg

Grace shivered even though it was hot out, because that's what detectives do in detective books. — Ella Minster

I want to show you that you can be funny and hot. You can drink and read. People are still getting used to what I am. — Ke$ha

I've always run by the hierarchy of 'If not funny, interesting. If not interesting, hot. If not hot, bizarre. If not bizarre, break something. — Jon Stewart

When a woman with an iron fist tells you to get out there and clean spit off the door, you do it. Especially when the iron's hot. — Markus Zusak

Templeton is as hot as you can be and still walk! — Jerry Coleman

It's funny, but I never knew I was hot or could be beautiful until I saw 'Basic Instinct,' and I was so shocked when I saw how pretty they made me. — Sharon Stone

Oh, so there were angels and demons, but no vampires? No mysterious, super-hot bloodsuckers who would love you forever? Now that was totally unfair. — Alycia Linwood

Continental people have a sex life; the English have hot-water bottles. — George Mikes

What do people think about my staying with Harrison with him chasing everything that's hot and hollow? — Dashiell Hammett