Humorous Day Quotes: top 36 famous quotes about Humorous Day

Humorous Day Quotes & Sayings

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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do" — Robert Breault

Every day in New York City is a test. Work hard and pass this test, you get a chocolate cookie. From a strange man on the subway. A man without pants. — Christy Hall

Among the top ten things I've learned in life: when your hair stylist is having a bad day, reschedule. — P.M. Terrell

Mama said there would be days like this.She never said it would be day after day,after day!~ Unknown — Candace Mumford

Don't whine to your spouse about your daily troubles. He's had a harder day providing for you and your children. This is what you're aspiring to? — Lindsey Leavitt-Going Vintage

A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money. — Quentin R. Bufogle

Whenever I'm running an hour late for for work, it always makes me feel better when I can leave an hour early at the end of the day to make up for it. — Mark W. Boyer

The day the Dragon chooses a male virgin instead of a female as his yearly sacrifice, the entire kingdom erupts into mass protests and anger. — Mads Sukalikar

There's only so far we can step backward in one day — Leisenring

Writing is a wonderful way to spend the day. Particularly when the alternative is housework! — J. Mary Masters

There is no decision to be more or less comic. I don't feel more or less humorous in my day-to-day. These things are accidental. — Alexis Taylor

The next day was wonderful...and terrible. So, overall, I guess it was okay. — The Harvard Lampoon

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake. — Derek Landy

My toes are a total wreck, my fingernails worse, and god knows my hair could use a registered nurse. — Jack Bunbury

A rainy day is a good day to be in bed with a good book - or with someone who has read one."
T.K. Lukas — T.K. Lukas

One thing I have to give Christians; were it not for Sunday, every day of the week would be a workday. — Lex Allen

I feel sorry for Rick Astley, one day he is going to die and nobody will know about it for weeks because nobody will want to click the link. — Ade Bozzay

The mayfly lives only one day. And sometimes it rains. — George Carlin

I can look a whole day with delight upon a handsome picture, though it be but of an horse. — Thomas Browne

The sun came out the next day, which it had no right to do. — Maggie Hall

My goal is to do something outrageous every day. — Maggie Kuhn

A writing day is like any other day. Except I live in my pajamas, I forget to eat, and I suddenly look up, wondering when day turned into night. — Christy Hall

In my day, we got suspicious if 125k people followed us. — Eric Christopher Jackson

Emma was doing something nice for Simon? Hell must be enjoying the snow day. — E.J. Stevens

A rainy day is like a lovely gift
you can sleep late and not feel guilty. — Elizabeth Jane Howard

It was not that he was feckless, more that he had simply not been around the day they handed out feck. — Neil Gaiman

Tell Jack that after he finishs saving the universe again, he has to take out the trash in the kitchen."
-Rosalind Kirby, one day in 1971 — Mark Evanier

Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ... — E.A. Bucchianeri

My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. — Jay Leno

Eggs," said Henry dreamily, looking at his plate. "I do love eggs. I could eat them all day. — Cassandra Clare

As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around. — Robert Breault

My dog hasn't said a word all day, he must have a lot on his mind — Seth Czerepak

Day blame ornery youngins. — L.Douglas Muncy

The first sign that Karma was now in cahoots with the Devil Incarnate to ruin her existance should've been before sunrise and pre-coffee. — Kelly Moran

How am I going to explain to my kids one day that I can't buy them a happy meal because the toy will make them fat? — Carroll Bryant

Do you live each day as if it's your first or your last? Either way you should probably have a diaper on. — Ellen DeGeneres