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Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Stanislas Wawrinka: It's simple - I love food. I am

It's simple - I love food. I am travelling all-year round, so I have the chance to eat every food possible, so I am really lucky with that. — Stanislas Wawrinka

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Jenny Lawson: Then I yelled through his door, It's an

Then I yelled through his door, It's an anniversary gift for you, asshole. Two whole weeks early. FIFTEEN YEARS IS BIG METAL CHICKENS. — Jenny Lawson

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Winnie Byanyima: By empowering a woman, we empower a child.

By empowering a woman, we empower a child. By educating a girl child, we make it possible for her to grow up to become an empowered woman. — Winnie Byanyima

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Bill Gates: The typical project design time for a large

The typical project design time for a large company like IBM - and they keep track of this - is a little over four years. — Bill Gates

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Addison Moore: Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage -

Rockaway? That's my special place with Gage - was anyway. Now it'll 'forever' be marked with gluttony and vomit - sounds about right. — Addison Moore

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By John Fowles: For him the tragedy of Homo sapiens is

For him the tragedy of Homo sapiens is that the least fit to survive breed the most. — John Fowles

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Daniel Friedman: I never thought I would hear you expound

I never thought I would hear you expound the virtues of caring about people."
I frowned. "I care about people. I just don't like them. — Daniel Friedman

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Rajasaraswathii: Producing what is required for the time, without

Producing what is required for the time, without damaging our inbuilt features is an art — Rajasaraswathii

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Jenny Eclair: I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't

I'm very bad at having heroes. I don't rate anyone particularly highly because I'm so snide and competitive and not very nice. — Jenny Eclair

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Steve Earle: I do not believe Tony Blair was a

I do not believe Tony Blair was a fundamentally good man who went bad. I believe he was evil in the first place. — Steve Earle

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Jochen Zeitz: It's shocking to think about how little the

It's shocking to think about how little the travel industry cares about sustainability - and it's the basis of their business! — Jochen Zeitz

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Michael Herr: If war was hell and only hell and

If war was hell and only hell and there were no other colors in the palate I don't think people would continue to make war, — Michael Herr

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Samantha Towle: Let your mama sleep," he says. "If she's

Let your mama sleep," he says. "If she's moody and tired, Daddy doesn't get any. — Samantha Towle

Humorous Anniversary Quotes By Kate Atkinson: Much good may "honour" do them when they're

Much good may "honour" do them when they're dead — Kate Atkinson