Humor Weekend Quotes
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Humor Weekend Quotes & Sayings
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My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy.
— Stephan Pastis
In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it's fight or flight. With Tommy it's always fright and flight.
— Terry Weible Murphy
Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another.
— Elizabeth Eulberg
I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I didn't leave that crowd of ocelots to go back into it." [when asked to write the film script for The Osterman Weekend]
— Robert Ludlum
That weekend my people brought home
a big eared gray scrawny kit.
He was so loud and annoying
that I did not like him one bit. — Melinda K. Trotter
a big eared gray scrawny kit.
He was so loud and annoying
that I did not like him one bit. — Melinda K. Trotter
great books are the ones we need
— Charles Bukowski
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend
— Doug Larson
Memorial Day weekend is the time we drink up all the booze and eat up all the grub that the soldiers didn't get to. It's important.
— Karl Welzein
I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor!
— Jon Jones