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Humor Weekend Quotes & Sayings

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My wife Staci made me go to a wedding last weekend ... If it weren't for her, I'd be happy. — Stephan Pastis

You can always count on people to crowded your party when you're in glory but you should never dream of people sending you charcoal in the cold. — Lisa See

In certain circumstances, basically shit ones, it's fight or flight. With Tommy it's always fright and flight. — Terry Weible Murphy

Although I understand that all days are equal with 24 hours each, most of us agree that Friday is the longest day of the week and Sunday the shortest! — D.S. Mixell

Nobody wants to give up a weekend-long excuse to dress up and attempt to outshine one another. — Elizabeth Eulberg

I was also going to give a graduation speech in Arizona this weekend. But with my accent, I was afraid they would try to deport me. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I didn't leave that crowd of ocelots to go back into it." [when asked to write the film script for The Osterman Weekend] — Robert Ludlum

That weekend my people brought home
a big eared gray scrawny kit.
He was so loud and annoying
that I did not like him one bit. — Melinda K. Trotter

I can't see myself just endlessly singing the same songs over and over again. — Sade Adu

great books are the ones we need — Charles Bukowski

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend — Doug Larson

Memorial Day weekend is the time we drink up all the booze and eat up all the grub that the soldiers didn't get to. It's important. — Karl Welzein

The true value of sport is more than the skills that young people learn. — Thomas Menino

I paid my bill. Let me speak to your supervisor! — Jon Jones

My mom nor my father never pushed me into the music business. I always did it because I wanted to. — Hank Williams III