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Don't bite off more than you can chew because nobody looks attractive spitting it back out. — Carroll Bryant

Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The trouble is you can shut your eyes but you can't shut your mind. — Terry Pratchett

They can't tell so much about you if you got your eyes closed. — Ken Kesey

We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work. — Benny Bellamacina

We're on a planet, relax! — Benny Bellamacina

Vomit and shit, even your own, stink. — Sheeja Jose

Writing is turning life's worst moments into money. — J.P. Donleavy

Philosophers, Poets and Fools have similar Consciousness — Amit Gupta

Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people — Benny Bellamacina

All around us is a nothing that stretches on for infinity. We humans can barely comprehend that. If we comprehend it we are rarely pleased. — F.K. Preston

With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I'm a writer. I write stuff. — Kevin J.J. Carpenter

Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price — Benny Bellamacina

Blossoms are scattered by the wind and the wind cares nothing, but the blossoms of the heart no wind can touch. — Yoshida Kenko

Publish. Be damned. Repeat. — Tassa Desalada

When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string — Benny Bellamacina

If your dreams seem to be drifting away, wake up! — Benny Bellamacina

It is hard enough to remember my opinions, without also remembering my reasons for them! — Friedrich Nietzsche

Illusion is the first of all pleasures. — Voltaire

He was a glass half full kind of person and she was ... what? The glass is going to break before you can even pour kind of person. Yikes. — Erin McCarthy

That's not a bad word ... hate and war are bad words, but fuck isn't. — Judy Blume

Laughter is the hand of God on the shoulder of a troubled world. — Grady Nutt

I'm looking into my past lives. I'm convinced some of them still owe me money. — Graham Parke

God helps those who strut their stuff. — Dan Sofer

If everyone wants to be somebody, I want to be somebody else — Benny Bellamacina

PHILOSOPHY OF LIFE
I have so much to do today.
I can't possibly get it all done,
so I'm not going to start. — Chocolate Waters

If those at your top are weak, your bottom will be rotten — Benny Bellamacina

Love make us poets, and the approach of death should make us philosophers. — George Santayana

Hindsight is usually more tragic than helpful. — Linda S. Godfrey

If Socrates was alive today he would say : I know that I know everything. That's what contemporary philosophers do. — Ljupka Cvetanova

The selfish and self-centered have a hard time being kind, even though you and I know that kindness is a source of relief to the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

If you only go around once in life, then why has that one gone around more than once? — Brian Spellman

A tattoo is permanent; with a marriage you can more easily change your mind. — Carolyn V. Hamilton

I think I think, therefore I think I probably am. — David F. Porteous

My creativity keeps me from starving. Humanity keeps my life mundane. Loving secures my love for life, but my imagination keeps me sane. — F.K. Preston

All the world is queer save thee and me, and even thou art a little queer. — Robert Owen

A wise man once said, never discuss philosophy or politics in a disco environment. — Frank Zappa

Have you ever noticed how 'What the hell' is always the right decision to make? — Terry Johnson

YOU are the big drop of dew under the lotus leaf,
I am the smaller one on its upper side,'
said the dewdrop to the lake. — Rabindranath Tagore

We always emerge from the death of a loved one like a phoenix arising from its funeral pyre. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Perhaps fate has a way of turning things around and making something good out of the action of someone who failed humanity without meaning to. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

I don't like normal people they r bored. They do the same thing over and over again. — Nikhil Yadav

Life is a mighty joke that is not meant to be funny. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

My teacher asked my favorite color. ... I said 'Rainbow'.... and I was punished to stand out of my class. — Saket Assertive

The easy confidence with which I know another man's religion is folly teaches me to suspect that my own is also. — Mark Twain

When you fall; it's not the ending; It's the next chance to perform better than the last one — Harishankar Kaushik

No matter where you go, there you are. — Keith Caserta

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.' But eating too many, is quite enough-plenty. And you'll have to go see the good doc anyway. — Solange Nicole

Be not afraid life with all its despair, pain and unhappiness is just a crucible wherein your brighter dreams are conceived, shaped and born — Rassool Jibraeel Snyman

There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

It's no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then. — Lewis Carroll

A comedian is better than a politician; at least there is no doubt. — Bangambiki Habyarimana

Truth would quickly cease to be stranger than fiction, once we got as used to it. — H.L. Mencken

We're all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even — Benny Bellamacina

Think left and think right and think low and think high. Oh, the thinks you can think up if only you try! — Dr. Seuss

The stupidest people suddenly become a little cleverer when we learn that they think well of us — Jude Morgan

Think of me as an impetuous Hegel, drunk with power, and also, regular drunk. — Eugene Mirman

Achieve everything and fail at the rest — Benny Bellamacina

And, drunk with my own madness, I shouted at him furiously, Make life beautiful! Make life beautiful! — Charles Baudelaire

Being a Falconer is about saving the buggers even if they don't deserve it." - Farlan MacNeil — Edwin McRae

Without death Death is dead — Silje Akselberg Iversen

All men have their frailties; and whoever looks for a friend without imperfections, will never find what he seeks. — Cyrus The Great

Especially the transcendental philosophy needs the leaven of humor to render it light and digestible. — Henry David Thoreau

The English winter is long, cold and wet, just like the English summer — Benny Bellamacina

Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Sooner or later everyone behaves badly. Some of us are just better at it than others. — Kim Foster

If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave. — Mo Willems

The pen is mightier than the sword - It's also easier to write with! — Benny Hill

I grew up once, I decided never to do it again — Benny Bellamacina

Once upon a time,
there was a Zen sign
at every small railway crossing in America

Stop. Look. And listen. — Dick Allen

No Matter what you're, Matter is ; What you do. — Harishankar Kaushik

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

What if nobody showed up at Armageddon? — C.R. Strahan

Theology, philosophy, metaphysics, and quantum physics are merely ways for God to have his smart people believe in him — Jeremy Aldana

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

The trouble was that he was talking in philosophy but they were listening in gibberish. — Terry Pratchett

What a paradox it is, the sane causes more problems than the insane! It is! The real problems of the world do not come from the insane but, the sane! — Ernest Agyemang Yeboah

Keep your head high and your skirt down. — Marie Rudisill

Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed. — F.K. Preston

Education is the best gift my parent gave me. — Lailah Gifty Akita

... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there — Benny Bellamacina

If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift. — Benny Bellamacina

I'm not the one going for a biology degree. I'm just a philosophy major who eats people. — Scott Westerfeld

Smartass Disciple: Master, do you really believe in the second chance?
Master of Stupidity: That supports the basis of lost-then-found concept. — Toba Beta

Old age is not just for grown up's — Benny Bellamacina

Sometimes, our pride compels us to engage in costly wars when a true commitment to a compromising peace would have been the best course to pursue. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

People are like pickles- some are sour, some are sweet, and some leave a bad taste in your mouth. — Kallee Gallant

When you're given the gift of truth, you spend a lot of time trying to tone it down because it is already offensive enough. — Shannon L. Alder

Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred. — Masashi Kishimoto

Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando

Brian: I love books
Prof. Morrison: The contents of books, or just owning a whole load of books? — David Nicholls

He who understands philosophy understands laughter. That mysterious Word at the beginning, mentioned in the Bible, is a divine guffaw. — Alejandro Jodorowsky

Pay attention to me. — Sally Quinn

A bunch of bad songs, make an awful whine. — Benny Bellamacina

A man can't talk of true happiness if he has never known true love - the trusting, selfless and unconditional love that I took for granted. — Janvier Chouteu-Chando