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I am for the muscles. I would like to have a lot of muscles, because women like it. I'm for bodybuilding, but it's very exhausting. — Michel Houellebecq

That is the freakiest thing that ever happened to me." I nodded toward the mess. "And if you knew my life, you'd realize just how freaky that is. — Patricia Briggs

I've loved him for a decade. And I had him for one day before I made a complete and utter mess of things. Or he did. I'm still not sure about that. — Sarah MacLean

Personal beauty is a greater recommendation than any letter of reference. — Fanny Brice

Great men are seldom over-scrupulous in the arrangement of their attire. — Charles Dickens

Write with your heart, not your head. Brains tend to ooze out of your ears and nose when things get intense. Then you're a mess. — Lori Lesko

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself. — Chelsea Handler

Haha, I can't hit you. If I did, I'd feel sorry for the person who'd have to clean up the mess of your splattered brain. — Kyousuke Motomi

Great. This girl was going to seriously mess with my ability to stay on parole. ~Maggie Mae Castro — Beth Yarnall

Back off, boys. You don't want to mess with an out-of-work secretary. We're real testy. — MaryJanice Davidson

You must admit I have a right to live in a pigsty if I want. — Diana Wynne Jones

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Do not mess with this man's threads! — Graeme Simsion

On Wall Street, the lawyers play the same role as medics in war: They come in after the shooting is over to clean up the mess. — Michael Lewis

While my body might say, "I'm small and vulnerable," my hair warns, "DON'T MESS WITH ME. — Lindsey Stirling

The Real-World was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor. — Jasper Fforde

I donated my body to science...fiction. — Steven Wright

And do you know Monsieur Marius? I believe I was a little in love with you. — Victor Hugo

If I take a tumble, I'll mae quite a splash, but at least I won't smash against the deck and make a mess. Still be dead, though. — L.A. Meyer

With all her finesse for cleaning, Snag sometimes felt that her biggest contribution to mankind was making a mess of things. — Sere Prince Halverson

It's good to leave your room super-messy when you're away. Whoever tries to break into your room will thought it has already been ransacked. — Douglas Adams

Love can change a person the way a parent can change a baby- awkwardly, and often with a great deal of mess. — Lemony Snicket

Addie," Laila says, feigning concern and jumping down next to me. "Did you get hurt? What happened? — Kasie West

Don't mess with me, Calvin. You'll only get hurt. — Susan Elizabeth Phillips

To believe is to behold. — Lailah Gifty Akita

Arguments do not erase prejudice any more than arguments erase scars, whether psychological or physical. — Gerry Spence

Fine, but I'm not ripping the head off a voodoo chicken or drinking anything disgusting. (Grace) — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Well, I am glad you boys didn't try to use my saws, or we would really have a mess," Big Tim teased. — Gretchen Preston

So, in the name of science, I demand that we mess around with guns! — Andrew Hall

One of the first and most difficult steps in a science is to conceive clearly the nature of the magnitudes about which we are arguing. — William Stanley Jevons

Slartibartfast's study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a public library. — Douglas Adams

You only get one life.
Too bad you already made a mess of it. — Peter James West

For the Fall of the year is more than three months bounded by an equinox and a solstice. It is a summing up without the finality of year's end. — Hal Borland

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding! — Jim Butcher

My whore of a brother has done it again." "Then, as always, orders me to clean up the mess." "I think I hate him." Poseidon to his brother, Zeus. — Yelle Hughes

I have good looking kids. Thank goodness my wife cheats on me. — Rodney Dangerfield