Humor In A Relationship Quotes
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Humor In A Relationship Quotes & Sayings
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Part of being friends with someone is knowing when to speak your mind and when to shut the hell up.
— Christine Pope
Being in a relationship is like being in A.A. My friends ask me, 'How's it going with that girl?' 'One day at a time, man.'
— Adam Ferrara
Forgive me if I don't take relationship advice from a dead teenager missing her vagina.
— Brian K. Vaughan
Try me, and you start LOVING!!
— Nikhil Anubhav Minz
I didn't like his tone. In fact I didn't like boys' tone when they knew they were hot and tried to be rude to girls because they knew they were hot.
— Luella Christie
Son of a bitch!" Hunter stared. "I fucking hate itwhen he does shit like that. That man has a supernatural relationship with gravity. — Pamela Clare
One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.
— Carroll Bryant
My therapist told me that I over-analyze everything. I explained to him that he only thinks this because of his unhappy relationship with his mother.
— Michel Templet
There's no doubt that Dick and I were in a relationship. It was one completely contrary to anything one would consider normal.
— Dan Skinner
You're going to be trouble, aren't you?""Not if you give me everything I want."
"We'll see. — Zoe Forward
In every relationship one must sacrifice to show thy love. Are you willing to make sacrifices for someone you love?
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Maybe I should put an ad online. Honor student seeks overly self-confident young man for fake relationship. Terms negotiable.
— Chris Cannon
Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.
— Jonathon Acuff
At least if Iwas picking guys up in fits of drunken idiocy, they were not only handsome, but also even mildly clever. — C.E. Murphy
I have a very dark sense of humor. I swear. I have a very playful relationship with Jesus.
— Anne Lamott
That's where your definition of attachment comes in. I'm in a monogamous relationship with two people.
— Robert Downs
I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute.
— J.M. Colail
You're all here. Mixed in a bit with some of my cells. May have to redefine our relationship after this.
— J.T. Bock
Did I miss the part where we were in a relationship?
— Isabella Carter
The three ingredients of a successful union between two ... humor, commitment & undying love.
— Bill Cosby
If you love three people at the same time, choose the first one, because if there was a 4th or 5th one, you might still fall for them.
— Emmanuel Aghado
Irritatingly angry people have no sense of humor when wearing their "angry pants.
— Cathy Burnham Martin
In any perfect relationship men should remember it's a matter of direction; she takes what's right and you take what's left.
— Solitaire Parke
A friend asks, "Tell me one word which is significant in any kinds of relationship." Another friend says, "LISTEN!
— Santosh Kalwar
The more she turned right the more I turned wrong.
— Mark W. Boyer
Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed.
— F.K. Preston
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Geoff's arm emanated with a solid warmth I longed for after our days aboard S.S. British-Craphole. — Katherine McIntyre
To love is easy, to be in a relationship is extremely difficult.
— Santosh Kalwar
I would say I couldn't be in a relationship without equality, generosity, integrity, spirit, kindness and humor. And awesomeness!
— Jennifer Aniston
Women want a lot of sex with the man they love; men want to have a lot of sex with a lot of different women.
— Dermot Davis
Watch it, buster. There's only room for one sarcastic malcontent in this relationship.
— Christine Warren
Sid and Nancy's relationship forever illustrates the worst part of being in love with anyone, which is that people in love can't be reasoned with.
— Chuck Klosterman
My father chose my name , and my last name was chosen by my ancestors . That's enough, I myself choose my way
— Ali Shariati
Pheromones didn't care about tomorrow. They didn't care about education or employment or age.
— Tracy Brogan
Those two need each other like a bullet needs a target
— Wendy Higgins
No Marriage Is Perfect. But every relationship has value!
— Rashika Roberts
