Humor Food Quotes
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Humor Food Quotes & Sayings
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Mother could go for one year without food, but not one day without her lip sticks.
— Barbara Kingsolver
Rotten people will taste rotten ice cream.
— Sarah Chow
Don't eat 'til you're full; eat 'til you're tired.
— Andrew Zimmern
It is hard to convince people of this, but oatmeal truly is miraculous. It gives you an amazing amount of energy, like cocaine.
— Kelly Williams Brown
A tiger only needs three things to be comfortable. Lots of food, sleep, and ... actually, no it's just those two things.
— Colleen Houck
If I can't suck your milkshake through a straw, it's not a milkshakeit's a glass of ice cream. — Bill Maher
Damn,' someone behind me says. 'I was hoping we would get to scrape some Stiff pancake off the pavement later.
— Veronica Roth
One day, and it may be long off, but one day there will be bacon again. It might be mouse bacon, but that will do for me.
— Frank Tayell
To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living.
— Anthony Bourdain
Somebody get me a cheeseburger!
— Steve Miller Band
the pen is as wise as the mind that speaks through it
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
I would lay down my life for this ice cream.''Wow. That's an endorsement. If I ever decide to mass produce, I'll have to put that on the carton. — Melissa Brayden
If it's dive-bombing you from the air, bury yourself in the sand. It might lose sight of you. Also, no one likes to eat food covered in sand. No one.
— Andrew Shaffer
children spend their time for they think they have more time; adults cry over their time for they see they have less time
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Not only eating Lieutenant, but slobbering over the food as well. Clearly, he, she, or it has no manners.
— Douglas Preston
If you are able to introduce a white person to a new cheese, it's like introducing them to a future spouse.
— Christian Lander
It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate.
— Andrea Hurst
Will everyone stop eating dinosaurs?' she frowned.
— Neale Osborne
One of my biggest fears is that I'm going to die alone in my home, and my cats will eat me because I am too dead to open their food cans.
— Kelli Jae Baeli
Thanksgiving day was a holiday when everybody in the country was expected to express gratitude to the creator of the universe mainly for food.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Never doubt the courage of the French. They were the ones who discovered that snails are edible.
— Doug Larson
When they figure out how to bottle up orgasms and sell them as a food additive, I'll be first in line.
— Nenia Campbell
Tis an ill cook that cannot lick his own fingers.
— William Shakespeare
I got food poisoning today. I don't know when I'll use it.
— Steven Wright
Jocelyn's stomach lodged another complaint with the management regarding the length of time since breakfast.
— Heidi Schulz
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
— Scott Adams
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
— Charles M. Schulz
He's such a dear, Mr. Garnet. A beautiful, pure, bred Persian. He has taken prizes.""He's always taking something - generally food. — P.G. Wodehouse
I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food
— Erma Bombeck
Yeah, well, food's one of the five exceptions to Gamp's Law of Elemental Transfigurations, said Ron, to general astonishment.
— J.K. Rowling
Forks are absurd, he scoffed. They insult your food. They make it think you're killing it twice.
— Clare B. Dunkle
College is a different scene than it was ten years ago. It used to be all about sex and drugs. Now it's all about texting and fast food.
— Aaron B. Powell
Silas consumed only one food, and it was not bananas.
— Neil Gaiman
It took me a while to realize that I was beginning to flirt with her. The food must have been poisoned.
— Justin Villanueva
I still love him so much I'll hide any amount of conjugated estrogen in his food. So much I'll do anything to destroy him.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I want my lobster in bite-sized pieces! How dare you make me chew more than thrice?
— Adam Jay Epstein
Get out of bed and feed me already, person!
— Rachel Cohn
If the weight comes from bacon you can so deduct it off the scale total to get your true weight. #science
— Michelle M. Pillow
The body of the last Flealouse contained the flesh of everything that had ever lived. It was content.
— Alasdair Gray
It appears your son was 85 percent curry!
— Danny Wallace
Is food a substitute for love? No, love is a substitute for food. And a pretty poor substitute at that.
— Rohan Candappa
It's a reflex. Hear a bell, get food. See an undead, throw a knife. Same thing, really.
— Ilona Andrews
Bein' rich is having leftovers. Good leftovers make yo' tongue fly outta yo' mouth and smack yo' brains out.
— Paula H. Deen
Pizza tastes as good as being skinny feels.
— Lauren Leto
Don't eat till you're full, eat till you're tired.
— Andrew Zimmern
Why would you come to Italy to see Spanish steps? That's like going to China for Mexican food, isn't it?
— Rick Riordan
Never underestimate the power of cookies.
— Marisa Baggett
The whole point of straws, I had thought, was that you did not have to set down the slice of pizza to suck a dose of Coke while reading a paperback.
— Nicholson Baker
Even on Central Avenue, not the quietest dressed street in the world, he looked about as inconspicuous as a tarantula on a slice of angel food.
— Raymond Chandler
Sometimes the only answer to death is lunch.
— Jim Harrison
Stephanie, I'm begging you. Eat some doughnuts. I can't keep going like this. - Morelli
— Janet Evanovich
Food was at least three million per cent more delicious when you ate it immediately after thinking you were going to die.
— Joshua Donellan
If you were in paris your food might as well glitter.
— Michelle Gable
Someone asked me recently - what would I rather give up, food or sex. Neither! I'm not falling for that one again, wife.
— Mark Watson
No ... I ... I had this spicy Mexican food last night. It's only a bad case of heartburn. I don't need an exorcism. i need some Pepto-Bismo!
— Michelle Rowen
Sandwiches,' she said, 'like diamonds, are forever.
— Muriel Spark
I'd rather eat nothing than eat a carrot.
— Marian Keyes
I don't eat food, I eat fat.
— Bradley Wright
I love you like a fat kid loves cake!
— Scott Adams
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food.
— Katrina Ramos Atienza
Humor keeps us alive. Humor and food. Don't forget food. You can go a week without laughing.
— Joss Whedon
We pass Tinsley's Fried Chicken with the big sign that reads, TRY OUR BIG, JUICY BREASTS.
— Donna Cooner
Sexual reproduction and food -- humans' two favorite subjects.
— Melissa Landers
Mrs. Chandler shouted after us, And I hope that was all-natural food coloring you put on my dog!
— Lisa Lutz
If life gives you the wobbles make jelly.
— Magdalena VandenBerg
I unwrapped my love for her like one might unwrap leftovers. Gotta eat up the old stuff first, as a cannibal might say in a retirement home.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
I was lucky to live in the 20th century, when gefilte fish could be purchased in a jar.
— Barbara "Cutie" Cooper
There's nothing good about diversity, other than the food, and we don't need 128 million Mexicans for the restaurants.
— Ann Coulter
Never trust a German to get a sauce right. Their solution to everything is just add more butter.
— Kate Quinn
What a paradox it is, the sane causes more problems than the insane! It is! The real problems of the world do not come from the insane but, the sane!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
She searched for something to say, something that would make the world a little less dark and scary for him.'Pop-Tart?' she offered. — Stephenie Meyer
I don't care what you Yanks say, cheese should not whiz.
— Janette Rallison
Pride is all very well, but a sausage is a sausage.
— Terry Pratchett
YOU. GOT. FOOD. IN. MY. HAIR.
— Stephenie Meyer
Beans are a warm cloak against economic cold.
— John Steinbeck
I went to the kitchen and felt-up the turkey.
— Charles Bukowski