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If the president and the Vice President dies who becomes President" "Thats easy Arnold Swartzanager — Dan Gutman

You know your marriage is in trouble when your wife would rather listen to a cackling drug lord than accept your apology. — Red Tash

Eat dirt evil doer! — A.R. Von

Collin! What a gorgeous name. Then again his name could have been Cracker Jack and I would have thought it was just as wonderful. — Nicole Gulla

May you and your triple cursed wash water turn purple with orange spots and fall down a bottomless pit! — Patricia C. Wrede

Don't threaten me with a good time. — Michael Anthony

When I dreamed about becoming a fantasy adventurer, I was always a max-level character with epic gear. Look at me. I'm wearing vendor trash. — Noelle Alladania Meade

Thinking sure could get a fellow in a lot of trouble. Almost as much as opening his big gabber and sticking his muddy foot in it. — Gillian Bronte Adams

Thing is, I am not a big fan of hovers. I firmly believe that if man was meant to fly we'd have feathers, rubber bones, or better insurance coverage. — John Zakour

Calico Kitty

My calico kitty
was painted and primed
she could prowl
the night away ~
without spending a dime... — Muse

Nahum bobbed again. 'My crest is cropped by croaking cranes. I go to drown in doleful dumps, dead-drunk with drearihead. — John Bellairs

I hope so," grumbled Ian. "I'm going to look for another one of 'em winged dogs for Mabel. — Ness Kingsley

She was every inch the skeletal goddess that had been promised by the bones of her feet. — Jefferson Smith

What goes up must come down, unless a dragon eats it. — Brian Rathbone

All around us is a nothing that stretches on for infinity. We humans can barely comprehend that. If we comprehend it we are rarely pleased. — F.K. Preston

It's like a jolt of electricity, but worse. — Lee Davidson

Twango's hospitality, though largely symbolic, does him credit. — Jack Vance

Jiggery pokery!" said Harry in a fierce voice. "Hocus pocus - squiggly wiggly - "
"MUUUUUUM!" howled Dudley, "He's doing you know what! — J.K. Rowling

Jamal stared at the dog in his arms. Why I am I holding a dog full of angels? — Diana Wynne Jones

I'd said it before and meant it: Alive or undead, the love of my life was a badass. — Richelle Mead

He gives new meaning to the word bombed. — Lee Davidson

Helianthus snorted. "Olorun is like his mother: he will only change as the face of a rock changes. But . . . I think he missed you. — Ash Gray

My memories came back like a punch in the face. Only good. — Lee Davidson

And the lives of these old black women were synthesized in their eyes- a puree of tragedy and humor, wickedness and serenity, truth and fantasy. — Toni Morrison

When words come out of your mouth, do your ears just block all incoming sound waves? — Amethyst Marie

Reality depresses me. I need to find fantasy worlds and escape in them. — Noel Fielding

Tomorrow I'd probably wake up to find my shoes talking to me. And let me tell you, the price I pay for shoes, they'd have one heck of an attitude. — Melissa L. Webb

After all, whistling put everyone at ease. Unless it was a funeral dirge. But he didn't want to think about that." Montague. — M.H. Snowy

So what did you do, drug me, stuff me in the trunk, then dump me like a sacrificial offering into that vampire's coffin? - Shella — Krista Alasti

Dude, it's mind control. That's got to be the best superpower ever! — Lee Davidson

My creativity keeps me from starving. Humanity keeps my life mundane. Loving secures my love for life, but my imagination keeps me sane. — F.K. Preston

I might be able to walk away from sexy, dangerous shifters, but chocolate had me at its beck and call. — Meghan Ciana Doidge

So the owner of a monster head wants to meet on a path named Nut," I said. "That's appropriate. — Lisa Shearin

Well, of course. But, we already knew that. I mean ... I am kind of a big deal-Matt Carter — Natasha Larry

She wears those old fashioned pj's like body armour. Going to bed these days is like wresting with Kevlar. — Poppet

Sylvie had an amazing life, but she didn't get to live it very often. — Roderick Townley

I will never understand why you Humans weren't designed to recycle your body's water after filtering waste. It's just so much more efficient. — Bryan Fields

I should hex the IRS. — Laura Oliva

Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up for in simplicity. — Ted Rabinowitz

I love Carlos like the weird, half-dead son I never particularly wanted — Daniel Jose Older

But then it was over too quickly and they pulled away. She knew they couldn't stand there and kiss like a couple on the run in a thriller. — Joss Ware

We've got an unbeatable team."- Sauron — Robert Lynn Asprin

What the hell do you want from me?" "Spontaneous combustion. — Poppet

But it is cute. It's such a boy thing to do.
Drop dead.
Aw, you say the most romantic things. — Eliezer Yudkowsky

MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?"
"Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work. — Laura Oliva

Whoosh! went the bluebird of sarcasm, zooming miles above Dale's head. — Sarah Rees Brennan

It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs. — Jefferson Smith

Oh. Sure. It makes perfect sense. Zane is a wolf because his father is an eagle. — C.J. Milbrandt

Fair enough ... No inhaling battery acid," I smirk. "We can't breathe battery
acid, can we? — M.A. George

Fuck you!" "Right here?" He crossed his arms. "That definitely wouldn't help your getting over me. — Stacey Marie Brown

Part of the appeal of the fantastic is taking ridiculous ideas very seriously and pretending they're not absurd. — China Mieville

You know those vampire myths? Bollocks to them. — Rosemary A. Johns

She never even wore stockings; just those bullet proof tights that you see on old maids. — Poppet

Relationships are ropes. Love is a noose. - Durzo Blint — Brent Weeks

That's one huge puppy. — Ksenia Anske

There exists a microscopic breed of brain beetle, commonly known as an 'idea'. An idea desires only one thing: To catch the perfect brain wave. — Leah Broadby

I'm there to block your next move. This is a game — Poppet

I keep dying and hoping you notice me. But you're too busy living. — F.K. Preston

Let me tell you: the only way to get rid of dragons is to have one of your own. — Eugene Shvarts

He's lighting up my life and I don't even know his name. He's already perfect. — Poppet

In the beginning there was Logos ... and God of course. And it was all extremely boring for Logos because he could never beat God at any game ... — Yannis Karatsioris

Being a geological formation gives you a lot of time to think. Also, I subscribed to a number of learned journals. — Neil Gaiman

That's it? That's all that happens after you topple from grace? We lose our rubies and rations?" Marshall smirked. "Woe is me. — Sophie Avett

Shadowmane sighed as well. :We had better do what this Topaz commands. Unicorns are jerks when they don't get their way.: — Ash Gray

Gemma," I said, adding a singsong whine to my voice, "now I can't scare her. You can't go around telling people about me. — Darynda Jones

His father was an ass and he is an ass. I imagine sooner than I should like I shall be playing uncle to a litter of asses. — T.A. Miles

There goes the world's wimpiest vampire. — Heather Swain

Good news is, we're annoying him. Bad news is, we're all going to die painfully. — Brandy Nacole

I know what ails you. — Tom Lucas

Stories of imagination tend to upset those without one. — Terry Pratchett

No hard feelings about that time in the Crucible when you mixed my salts and I was nearly blind for a day. No. No, really, drink up! — Patrick Rothfuss

You've never had wok-seared spicy broccoli until you've had takeout trans-temporal wok-seared spicy broccoli delivered by a copy of yourself. — Magnus Von Black

It's a dirty way to fight, but I'm late for lunch.
- Valek to Yelena — Maria V. Snyder

That was not a glare. That was a dignified look of measured contempt. — Brandon Sanderson

Gavin, Logan, Calix. Was there a sale on trendy names when they were born, or something? — Keri Lake

I never arrive unannounced without something big and juicy in hand.
- Simon Hunt — Dannika Dark

I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking. — Red Tash

Levelling my stare at him I drop a hint like a penny into a well, You mentioned you were tied up. Win, you should have reserved that privilege for me. — Poppet

You need to have faith and trust, Moira."
"And a little bit of pixie dust? — Allison Brennan

You can't believe everything people tell you - not even if those people are your own brain. — Jefferson Smith

Not that I did, bang her that is. I'm not saying I wouldn't, how could I ever be sure about something like that? — Poppet

There was a definite pull to him and in that moment I had to know why. — Nicole Gulla

Aren't we all a bunch of weirdos? — Kaori Naruse

It was like staring at a whitewashed wall, but without all the emotion — Joe Abercrombie

Violence can read like poetry. You just have to describe the act as if you're in love with the way your characters bleed. — F.K. Preston

Run first,' Shane said. 'Mourn later.'
It was the perfect motto for Morganville. — Rachel Caine

So I flirt with disaster once or twice. Who doesn't?"
He snorted. "You don't just flirt with disaster, you have intercourse with it. — Dannika Dark

Ghetto humor is the social twin of fantasy; together they sustain the powerless, who accomplish miracles through illusion. — Sheila Ballantyne

I was beginning to think that Simon just had a bad case of OCD, ADD, and PMS. With a little BS and OMG mixed in. — Dannika Dark

It was sad music. But it waved its sadness like a battle flag. It said the universe had done all it could, but you were still alive. — Terry Pratchett

His eyes burned with intensity. I wondered briefly if someone
he knew was being held in that cold room that smelled like death. Someone he loved? — Jaye Wells

Sarcasm, as it turned out
even when it was instinctive and quick
cut into the time one had to manufacture one's escape. — Mel Odom

Humanity's a nice place to visit, but you wouldn't want to live there. — Terry Pratchett

When an answer finally comes to me, I know I've completely lost all my wits - or as my mama used to tell my father, I have a few screws loose. — Brandy Nacole

He circled around me, whispering in my ear. "I'm O positive. I'm everyone's type. — Dannika Dark

Dear, he do have a problem. — Taylor Ann Bunker

Chiron looked surprised. I thought that would be obvious enough. The entrance to the Underworld is in Los Angeles. — Rick Riordan

It's like a jolt of electric, but worse. — Lee Davidson

Rhett: If you've made up your mind to impale someone, do it with conviction. — Rowena Cherry

Dear Lynda Carter, Please be with me in my hour of need. Especially if I don't have to twirl around to get my powers. — Michael R. Underwood