Humor At Work Quotes & Sayings
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I've always said that idleness dulls the spirit. We have to keep the brain busy, or at least the hands if we don't have a brain. —
Carlos Ruiz Zafon

I still wouldn't be able to control myself around him, and I'm math geek enough to know that equation doesn't work out. —
Robin Brande

Last hopeless chances have got to work. Nothing makes sense otherwise. You might as well not be alive. —
Terry Pratchett

Falling in love means your reserve chute didn't work as you hurtled back to earth —
Josh Stern

This is our life now: slaving away in thankless, monotonous jobs and spending half our salaries on fattening food. —
Katrina Ramos Atienza

Uh, yeah - how about a warm hell no to that request? Does that work for you? Because it works for me. —
Tahereh Mafi

Demon - with the highest respect for you - behold your work! —
Charles Dickens

Just 'Your mother.'" But it doesn't work if girls say it to each other," she continues. "You have to have a penis for it to affect you in such a way. —
Melina Marchetta

Sometimes, there is no harm in putting off a piece of work until another day. —
Antoine De Saint-Exupery

If it doesn't work, at least it will be an interesting train wreck. —
Craig Ferguson

I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours. —
Jerome K. Jerome

If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? —
Steven Wright

There are times when looking on the bright side takes a lot ot work. I'm taking a break from it tonight. I'll be back at it tomorrow. —
C.C. Alma

Transparency, honesty, kindness, good stewardship, even humor, work in businesses at all times. —
John Gerzema

Man was made at the end of the week's work when God was tired. —
Mark Twain

I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated it, because when they fired me, I had to show up to work anyway. —
Wallace Wang

Wizard's work was a pleasure and a madness. No wonder the university magicians rambled at times like daft bastards. —
Lita Burke

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. —
Charles Lamb

When People in sales are at work, they are at war. —
Honeya

I think it needs work. Like all your other songs."
"Yeah, well, your face will need some work after I give you a good beatin'. —
Kami Garcia

I'm sorry that your mystical, godlike powers do not instantly work as you would like them to. —
Brandon Sanderson

If u want to work in Corporate, then u should know how to play Chess. —
Honeya

Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better. —
Nicole McKay

Work with Evangeline Black? I'd rather be slit open from navel to nose." -CORBIN BLUE
"Good thing I always carry a knife." -EVIE BLACK —
Gena Showalter

It's funny how things work out sometimes. —
Anthony Horowitz

Lots of people in history have only done their jobs and look at the trouble they caused —
Terry Pratchett

If we want less and less, we may in fact receive more and more of what we need. It may work like that. —
Art Hochberg

Every Friday is black where I work. —
The Covert Comic

If I have a spreadsheet that can, whatever, turn soup cans into gold, wouldn't I deserve an office? —
Charlie Close

Thinking is hard work, which is why you don't see many people doing it. —
Sue Grafton

I wish there were more humor in my work than I see in it. —
Jasper Johns

If you feel that you can solve others problems, then please, work little more on your own problems and solve them first. —
Honeya

Have you tried talking to her?"
"No. We've been punching her in the face repeatedly. What? You don't think that will work? —
Cassandra Clare

In rough times, pathfinders rely on work, friends, humor and prayer. They develop a support network. —
Gail Sheehy

I know lots of things you don't"
"Name five."
"The Grand Unification Theory, tax law, binary, the capital of Azerbailan, and how tractors work. —
Daniel Nayeri

Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't.
There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology. —
Dani Harper

A work of art is an act of love. Critics are crab lice. —
David Gerrold

To work hard, to live hard, to die hard, and then go to hell after all would be too damn hard. —
Carl Sandburg

Never trust your colleagues. Work politics are founded by them. —
Adhish Mazumder

I still doubt it will work."
"You'd doubt the sun's rising if you weren't proven wrong each day," Raoden
said with a smile. —
Brandon Sanderson

I think my work here is done. Breakfast and multiple orgasms...You won't get that at your favorite diner. —
Toni Aleo

I was thinking that work is like fertilizer in that I'm glad it exists; I just don't ever want to get stuck in it. —
Brandon Sanderson

The time for useful work flies fast. Why talk of being in the humor? Who hesitates will never be. —
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

I am Valentino Rossi. If I stay in MotoGP it is to try to win. When that is not possible it is time to stay at home and work in the garden! —
Valentino Rossi

Instead of committing suicide, people go to work. —
Thomas Bernhard

I have always been a huge admirer of my own work. I'm one of the funniest and most entertaining writers I know. —
Mel Brooks

Are you fighting evil tonight? ... Then you are doing the Lord's work. Shut the fuck up. —
James R Tuck

Gods don't like people not doing much work. People who aren't busy all the time might start to think. —
Terry Pratchett

I don't have any babies or ambition. I have it all! —
Nan Little