Humor And Sarcasm Quotes
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Humor And Sarcasm Quotes & Sayings
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Hi! I'm Ethan, I shop at Ikea. I bought a $300 dining suite and it took me three days to assemble!
— Douglas Coupland
Yes, we'll yell, 'Help, help us, goose girl, and bring the terrifying legion of warrior geese'.
— Shannon Hale
Why fall? Let's rise in love together; and while we're at it, let's come up with lamer quotations.
— Ahmed Mostafa
Just for the record the weather today is slightly sarcastic, with a good chance of A. indifference and B. disinterest in what the critics say.
— Panic At The Disco
- Why did blondes vote for Clinton? - They didn't know how to read and thought she can make their life hilarious! — Bryanna Reid
No. No way. That name is reserved for females with grace and elegance, not this girl. This girl is ... beastly.
— Victoria Scott
Don't read it. Just shred and burn, or your eyes will melt.
— Rachel Caine
There is a fine line between sarcasm and hostility, you seemed to have crossed it. What's up?
— Cassandra Clare
Worms have crawled up your nose and eaten your wits.
— George R R Martin
One day I'll work out what it is you are saying, my lad, and then you'll be in trouble.
— Terry Pratchett
Just because it looks like a leprechaun and talks like a leprechaun, it doesn't mean it can't act like the little fucking demon it is.
— N.L. Gervasio
You mean you don't want to come in and hold my hand while I piss?
— Nenia Campbell
You could shove it up your ass and pretend you're a corn dog.COURTESY VIOLATION-RESPONSE MUTED-VIOLATION LOGGED — Ernest Cline
I guess we'll just sit around here and casually die, then.
— Olivia Harvard
What is your advice to young writers?" "Drink, fuck and smoke plenty of cigarettes. — Charles Bukowski
You did not just say that. I have a feeling we're on the verge of hugging and coming up with cute nicknames for each other.
— Richelle Mead
The Amulet of Samarkand. It was Simon Lovelace's. Now it is yours. Soon it will be Simon Lovelace's again. Take it and enjoy the consequences.
— Jonathan Stroud
In my opinion, I think sarcasm and humor in a song, without turning it into a novelty song, is really charming.
— Alanis Morissette
Push my buttons, and I'll push you off a bridge.
— Karen Quan
Hello, Mrs. Tran ... I have David's homework. And if you ever want to see it again, you'll pay me the two million dollars I asked for.
— Nenia Campbell
That's sarcasm! You can't talk to me like that! You're just a servant!""That's right. And so are you. — Terry Pratchett
Well, I think Leo's either going to learn a much needed lesson in social activity-- or go nuts and kill us all." -Crash
— Hazel Blackthorn
And I have a tiny little moment of anxiety, because I can't remember whether or not we're meant to be boycotting mars bars.
— David Nicholls
Sarcasm creates a chasm between yourself and others.
— Gayle Forman
When all else fails ... try smoking a good cigar and have a stiff drink. If that doesn't work ... have another.
— Timothy Pina
I hope you're not smoking in front of her,' Lucia says to him.'Yeah, I lie in bed and puff in her face, Lucia,' he says, irritated. — Melina Marchetta
Yeah, over my scattered panties, I asked him to dinner and told him to bring a friend. - Laney
— Joann I. Martin Sowles
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
You are such a kind and caring man, and so sizzling hot and studly. Please, please don't go nutty on me.
— Nicki Elson
I actually wanted to drive a stake through your heart when you first came here, all silent and moody. But you're not so bad, after all.
— Christina Channelle
Civilization is held together by duct tape and spit, and I'm worried about the duct tape.
— Jacqueline Patricks
At least that left hope for him. Except "Beauty and the Geek" wasn't exactly the proper translation of the popular fairy tale.
— Kelly Moran
Some sarcasm is best told simply. Some humor is best told big and some is best told small.
— Kevin Hart
If she hasn't learned to appreciate my sterling character and spectacular good looks by this time, it's not likely she will.
— Elizabeth Peters
Knives and candlelight," he said, "how romantic.
— Nenia Campbell
Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no fibs.
— Oliver Goldsmith
As a general rule, I preferred not to have my soul reaped.
— Rick Riordan
Kaitlyn froze and then said in a low tone, "That'd better be your gun." "Why yes, I always pack my gun where it'll blow my balls off."[Landon] — Patrice Michelle
Any boy who'd love a sailboat-patterned, swimsuited sausage who tames rabid foxes would be wonderful. And impossible.
— Fanny Britt
I speak two languages: English and Sarcasm.
— Don Rittner
While you were out JUDGING others, you left your closet door open...and guess what fell out!....Ooops
— Karen Gibbs
It's fascinating. You know all these words, and they're all English, but when you string them together into sentences, they just don't make any sense.
— Cassandra Clare
MacMillian groaned again, and sat up. "Clients?""Yeah. You know, people who'll give us money in exchange for work. — Laura Oliva
