How I Your Mother Quotes

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How I Your Mother Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel
How I Your Mother Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar."
Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair
How I Your Mother Quotes By Debasish Mridha: A woman is a mother, daughter, and sister A woman is a mother, daughter, and sister of every man; how she could be wrong? — Debasish Mridha
How I Your Mother Quotes By Bill Murray: The money thing is, the sort of Elvis The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. — Bill Murray
How I Your Mother Quotes By Neil Patrick Harris: We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday. — Neil Patrick Harris
How I Your Mother Quotes By Maaza Mengiste: How many shots had to be fired to How many shots had to be fired to turn this child back to his home and anxious mother? — Maaza Mengiste
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jodi Picoult: That's the strange thing about being a mother: That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one — Jodi Picoult
How I Your Mother Quotes By Rebecca Skloot: if our mother cells done so much for if our mother cells done so much for medicine, how come her family can't afford to see no doctors? — Rebecca Skloot
How I Your Mother Quotes By Stephen Levine: When the heart acknowledges how much pain there When the heart acknowledges how much pain there is in the mind, it turns like a mother toward a frightened child. — Stephen Levine
How I Your Mother Quotes By Wasif Ali Wasif: When the child is ill, the mother will When the child is ill, the mother will know how to pray. — Wasif Ali Wasif
How I Your Mother Quotes By Anasazi Foundation: Whether we walk among our people or alone Whether we walk among our people or alone among the hills, happiness in life's walking depends on how we feel about others in our hearts. — Anasazi Foundation
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Rodney the ghoul? ... Oh, I liked him. Rodney the ghoul? ... Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him. — Jeaniene Frost
How I Your Mother Quotes By Cara Buono: I make the best eggplant parmigiana. Except maybe I make the best eggplant parmigiana. Except maybe my mother. The way she makes it is delicious. If I told you how, I'd have to kill you. — Cara Buono
How I Your Mother Quotes By Robin Williams: They say our mothers really know how to They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them — Robin Williams
How I Your Mother Quotes By Mother Teresa: Every act of love is a work of Every act of love is a work of peace no matter how small. — Mother Teresa
How I Your Mother Quotes By Channing Tatum: My mother taught me how to love. My My mother taught me how to love. My mom is the most loving person I know. — Channing Tatum
How I Your Mother Quotes By Renee Carlino: You know how they say behind every great You know how they say behind every great man there's a great woman? My mother would say, No, the woman is three steps ahead. — Renee Carlino
How I Your Mother Quotes By Kelly Corrigan: But given everything I do know, no matter But given everything I do know, no matter how hard it is, how lonely or stressful, still, I would not want to leave this earth without being a mother. — Kelly Corrigan
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jan-Philipp Sendker: In the hell of the well-intentioned. That was In the hell of the well-intentioned. That was how he referred to the charity balls my mother helped organize. — Jan-Philipp Sendker
How I Your Mother Quotes By Susan Ee: Of course she's right. How bad are things Of course she's right. How bad are things when your clinically insane mother is more rational than you are? — Susan Ee
How I Your Mother Quotes By Carol Burnett: I wish my mother had left me something I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. — Carol Burnett
How I Your Mother Quotes By Mark Haddon: And it came to Daisy out of the And it came to Daisy out of the blue. Her mother was a human being. How rarely she saw it. — Mark Haddon
How I Your Mother Quotes By Gail Parent: How do you tell your mother that you How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting ... old? If I'm ... old, then what is she? — Gail Parent
How I Your Mother Quotes By Robin Wright: My mother gave me a sense of independence, My mother gave me a sense of independence, a sense of total confidence that we could do whatever it was we set out to do. That's how we were raised. — Robin Wright
How I Your Mother Quotes By Sarah Polley: With being a mother, I feel like you With being a mother, I feel like you choose how you spend your time so much more carefully - which is a good thing. — Sarah Polley
How I Your Mother Quotes By Milton Berle: I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands — Milton Berle
How I Your Mother Quotes By Alice Sebold: I had wondered if all mothers shared a I had wondered if all mothers shared a fear of how vibrant and alive their children were. — Alice Sebold
How I Your Mother Quotes By Lois Wyse: I thought about all of us women and I thought about all of us women and how we spend half our lives rebelling against our mothers and the next half rebelling against our daughters. — Lois Wyse
How I Your Mother Quotes By Josemaria Escriva: Before, by yourself, you couldn't. Now, you've turned Before, by yourself, you couldn't. Now, you've turned to our Lady, and with her, how easy! — Josemaria Escriva
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jeff Giles: Silence, her mother liked to say, could heal Silence, her mother liked to say, could heal you or it could make you go crazy. It all depended on how you listened to it. — Jeff Giles
How I Your Mother Quotes By Naomi Shihab Nye: My mother used to tell me when I My mother used to tell me when I went somewhere, "Please leave your foolishness at home." But how could I do that? It was stuck on me. — Naomi Shihab Nye
How I Your Mother Quotes By Irene Pence: trailer and found Ray in his mother's bedroom. trailer and found Ray in his mother's bedroom. "How come you're hanging — Irene Pence
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jane Chen: I know that a mother, no matter how I know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies. — Jane Chen
How I Your Mother Quotes By James Patterson: Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother began.
I'm only eight years old," I said. "How about I promise to be anorexic later? — James Patterson
How I Your Mother Quotes By J.M. Barrie: If you knew how great is a mother's If you knew how great is a mother's love, you would have no fear. — J.M. Barrie
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jodi Picoult: I had to learn how to be a I had to learn how to be a mother before I realized how lucky I am to be a child. — Jodi Picoult
How I Your Mother Quotes By Mother Teresa: O God, how easily I make them happy! O God, how easily I make them happy! Give me strength to be always the light of their lives and so lead them to You! — Mother Teresa
How I Your Mother Quotes By Ann Romney: You know how exasperated you can be when You know how exasperated you can be when you're the mother of five young boys. — Ann Romney
How I Your Mother Quotes By Micky Dolenz: When I look back on my life, I When I look back on my life, I wonder how I survived - my mother said I had a guardian angel. — Micky Dolenz
How I Your Mother Quotes By Heather Morris: I try to eat how your mother wanted I try to eat how your mother wanted you to eat when you were young. — Heather Morris
How I Your Mother Quotes By Jim Sheeler: I've had people tell me to get over I've had people tell me to get over it. I politely tell them, 'How about if I chop off your finger and see if it grows back? — Jim Sheeler
How I Your Mother Quotes By Alan Bradley: I'm very sorry about your mother, Flavia. I I'm very sorry about your mother, Flavia. I can't even begin to imagine how you must feel. At least the man had the sense to admit it. — Alan Bradley
How I Your Mother Quotes By Phife Dawg: Now here's a funky introduction of how nice Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am,
Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram. — Phife Dawg
How I Your Mother Quotes By Cobie Smulders: Before I did 'How I Met Your Mother,' Before I did 'How I Met Your Mother,' I was not considered a comedic actress. — Cobie Smulders
How I Your Mother Quotes By Gabrielle Hamilton: How can it be, after all this concentrated How can it be, after all this concentrated effort and separation, how can it be that I still resemble, so very closely, my own detestable mother? — Gabrielle Hamilton
How I Your Mother Quotes By Molly Ringwald: I think once you're a mother, you kind I think once you're a mother, you kind of always see your kids as a baby anyway no matter how old they get. — Molly Ringwald
How I Your Mother Quotes By Ray Anyasi: Mother, I share your concern, but I do Mother, I share your concern, but I do not know how to be afraid of what I cannot change.- Sari — Ray Anyasi