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How I Your Mother Quotes By Jeff Bridges: My mother and my father were very nurturing

My mother and my father were very nurturing and wonderful examples of how to live your life. I really had a cool foundation. — Jeff Bridges

How I Your Mother Quotes By Christopher Moore: Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother?

Whistler,' Manet called. 'How's your mother? — Christopher Moore

How I Your Mother Quotes By Hilary Grossman: No matter how old you are, you always

No matter how old you are, you always want your mother's love and acceptance. I guess I'm hoping one day I'll get it back. — Hilary Grossman

How I Your Mother Quotes By Pat Brown: We struggle to understand how any mother could

We struggle to understand how any mother could kill her own children. — Pat Brown

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jules Michelet: How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as

How beautifully everything is arranged by Nature; as soon as a child enters the world, it finds a mother ready to take care of it. — Jules Michelet

How I Your Mother Quotes By Ruta Sepetys: So, you hate me?" He laughed.How could Mother

So, you hate me?" He laughed.
How could Mother have tolerated Kretzsky? She claimed he had helped her.
"I hate me, too," he said. — Ruta Sepetys

How I Your Mother Quotes By Justin Townes Earle: My parents split up when I was about

My parents split up when I was about 2. I realize more and more how much I'm like my father. My gentleness comes from my mother. — Justin Townes Earle

How I Your Mother Quotes By Delora Dennis: Don't blame your mother, Tony. I was the

Don't blame your mother, Tony. I was the one being promiscuous." Owen said. Evelyn nodded. "And you know how much I love Greek mythology, Son. — Delora Dennis

How I Your Mother Quotes By Kiera Cass: You know how your mother and I met,"

You know how your mother and I met," Dad began.
I rolled my eyes. "Everyone does. You two are practically a fairy tale. — Kiera Cass

How I Your Mother Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Do you have any idea how mortifying it

Do you have any idea how mortifying it is to have your own mother standing up in front of everybody, drawing pictures of penises? — Diana Gabaldon

How I Your Mother Quotes By Lois McMaster Bujold: So, how long has my mother had this

So, how long has my mother had this questionable fetish for bisexual Barrayaran admirals? I don't think even the Betans have earrings for that one. — Lois McMaster Bujold

How I Your Mother Quotes By Kesha: My mother taught me how to write.

My mother taught me how to write. — Kesha

How I Your Mother Quotes By Lilliana Anderson: It doesn't matter how old you get. A

It doesn't matter how old you get. A hug from your mother always helps. — Lilliana Anderson

How I Your Mother Quotes By Joe Greene: Above all, there is Mother. She taught me

Above all, there is Mother. She taught me how to love, how to have respect for other people. — Joe Greene

How I Your Mother Quotes By Eleanor Brown: How different her mother's world was from hers.

How different her mother's world was from hers. How different our mothers' worlds are from all of ours. — Eleanor Brown

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jandy Nelson: How could a mother who boils water for

How could a mother who boils water for pasta leave two little girls behind? — Jandy Nelson

How I Your Mother Quotes By Donna K. Childree: You understand. I don't know. I am not

You understand. I don't know. I am not sure how I would feel in your shoes. My mother wanted me. — Donna K. Childree

How I Your Mother Quotes By Joan Hackett: All men are alike. If you ask any

All men are alike. If you ask any American man, 'How are you?' he'll answer 'Fine,' even if his mother just had a heart attack. — Joan Hackett

How I Your Mother Quotes By Princess Diana: I wish all the mothers, fathers and children

I wish all the mothers, fathers and children out there realize how much I need them and how much I value their support. — Princess Diana

How I Your Mother Quotes By Naomi Shihab Nye: My mother used to tell me when I

My mother used to tell me when I went somewhere, "Please leave your foolishness at home." But how could I do that? It was stuck on me. — Naomi Shihab Nye

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jeff Giles: Silence, her mother liked to say, could heal

Silence, her mother liked to say, could heal you or it could make you go crazy. It all depended on how you listened to it. — Jeff Giles

How I Your Mother Quotes By Irene Pence: trailer and found Ray in his mother's bedroom.

trailer and found Ray in his mother's bedroom. "How come you're hanging — Irene Pence

How I Your Mother Quotes By Josemaria Escriva: Before, by yourself, you couldn't. Now, you've turned

Before, by yourself, you couldn't. Now, you've turned to our Lady, and with her, how easy! — Josemaria Escriva

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jane Chen: I know that a mother, no matter how

I know that a mother, no matter how impoverished or uneducated, will do anything to save her babies. — Jane Chen

How I Your Mother Quotes By James Patterson: Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother

Jane-Sweetie, we've talked about your weight-" my mother began.
I'm only eight years old," I said. "How about I promise to be anorexic later? — James Patterson

How I Your Mother Quotes By Lois Wyse: I thought about all of us women and

I thought about all of us women and how we spend half our lives rebelling against our mothers and the next half rebelling against our daughters. — Lois Wyse

How I Your Mother Quotes By Ann Romney: You know how exasperated you can be when

You know how exasperated you can be when you're the mother of five young boys. — Ann Romney

How I Your Mother Quotes By J.M. Barrie: If you knew how great is a mother's

If you knew how great is a mother's love, you would have no fear. — J.M. Barrie

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jodi Picoult: I had to learn how to be a

I had to learn how to be a mother before I realized how lucky I am to be a child. — Jodi Picoult

How I Your Mother Quotes By Mother Teresa: O God, how easily I make them happy!

O God, how easily I make them happy! Give me strength to be always the light of their lives and so lead them to You! — Mother Teresa

How I Your Mother Quotes By Mark Haddon: And it came to Daisy out of the

And it came to Daisy out of the blue. Her mother was a human being. How rarely she saw it. — Mark Haddon

How I Your Mother Quotes By Micky Dolenz: When I look back on my life, I

When I look back on my life, I wonder how I survived - my mother said I had a guardian angel. — Micky Dolenz

How I Your Mother Quotes By Heather Morris: I try to eat how your mother wanted

I try to eat how your mother wanted you to eat when you were young. — Heather Morris

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jim Sheeler: I've had people tell me to get over

I've had people tell me to get over it. I politely tell them, 'How about if I chop off your finger and see if it grows back? — Jim Sheeler

How I Your Mother Quotes By Alan Bradley: I'm very sorry about your mother, Flavia. I

I'm very sorry about your mother, Flavia. I can't even begin to imagine how you must feel. At least the man had the sense to admit it. — Alan Bradley

How I Your Mother Quotes By Phife Dawg: Now here's a funky introduction of how nice

Now here's a funky introduction of how nice I am,
Tell your mother, tell your father, send a telegram. — Phife Dawg

How I Your Mother Quotes By Cobie Smulders: Before I did 'How I Met Your Mother,'

Before I did 'How I Met Your Mother,' I was not considered a comedic actress. — Cobie Smulders

How I Your Mother Quotes By Gabrielle Hamilton: How can it be, after all this concentrated

How can it be, after all this concentrated effort and separation, how can it be that I still resemble, so very closely, my own detestable mother? — Gabrielle Hamilton

How I Your Mother Quotes By Molly Ringwald: I think once you're a mother, you kind

I think once you're a mother, you kind of always see your kids as a baby anyway no matter how old they get. — Molly Ringwald

How I Your Mother Quotes By Ray Anyasi: Mother, I share your concern, but I do

Mother, I share your concern, but I do not know how to be afraid of what I cannot change.- Sari — Ray Anyasi

How I Your Mother Quotes By Cara Buono: I make the best eggplant parmigiana. Except maybe

I make the best eggplant parmigiana. Except maybe my mother. The way she makes it is delicious. If I told you how, I'd have to kill you. — Cara Buono

How I Your Mother Quotes By Alison Bechdel: Mom, how come you never go outside?""I told

Mom, how come you never go outside?"
"I told you, I'm a vampire. — Alison Bechdel

How I Your Mother Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent

Marcus stepped behind the bar, saying, "Dan sent me over to assist you and learn how to tend the bar."
Doms could be pain-in-the-ass mother hens. — Cherise Sinclair

How I Your Mother Quotes By Debasish Mridha: A woman is a mother, daughter, and sister

A woman is a mother, daughter, and sister of every man; how she could be wrong? — Debasish Mridha

How I Your Mother Quotes By Bill Murray: The money thing is, the sort of Elvis

The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that's very good. My mother has learned how to spend money. — Bill Murray

How I Your Mother Quotes By Neil Patrick Harris: We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother'

We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday. — Neil Patrick Harris

How I Your Mother Quotes By Maaza Mengiste: How many shots had to be fired to

How many shots had to be fired to turn this child back to his home and anxious mother? — Maaza Mengiste

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jodi Picoult: That's the strange thing about being a mother:

That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one — Jodi Picoult

How I Your Mother Quotes By Rebecca Skloot: if our mother cells done so much for

if our mother cells done so much for medicine, how come her family can't afford to see no doctors? — Rebecca Skloot

How I Your Mother Quotes By Stephen Levine: When the heart acknowledges how much pain there

When the heart acknowledges how much pain there is in the mind, it turns like a mother toward a frightened child. — Stephen Levine

How I Your Mother Quotes By Wasif Ali Wasif: When the child is ill, the mother will

When the child is ill, the mother will know how to pray. — Wasif Ali Wasif

How I Your Mother Quotes By Anasazi Foundation: Whether we walk among our people or alone

Whether we walk among our people or alone among the hills, happiness in life's walking depends on how we feel about others in our hearts. — Anasazi Foundation

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Rodney the ghoul? ... Oh, I liked him.

Rodney the ghoul? ... Oh, I liked him. He didn't get angry no matter how many times my mother insulted him. — Jeaniene Frost

How I Your Mother Quotes By Alice Sebold: I had wondered if all mothers shared a

I had wondered if all mothers shared a fear of how vibrant and alive their children were. — Alice Sebold

How I Your Mother Quotes By Robin Williams: They say our mothers really know how to

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them — Robin Williams

How I Your Mother Quotes By Mother Teresa: Every act of love is a work of

Every act of love is a work of peace no matter how small. — Mother Teresa

How I Your Mother Quotes By Channing Tatum: My mother taught me how to love. My

My mother taught me how to love. My mom is the most loving person I know. — Channing Tatum

How I Your Mother Quotes By Renee Carlino: You know how they say behind every great

You know how they say behind every great man there's a great woman? My mother would say, No, the woman is three steps ahead. — Renee Carlino

How I Your Mother Quotes By Kelly Corrigan: But given everything I do know, no matter

But given everything I do know, no matter how hard it is, how lonely or stressful, still, I would not want to leave this earth without being a mother. — Kelly Corrigan

How I Your Mother Quotes By Jan-Philipp Sendker: In the hell of the well-intentioned. That was

In the hell of the well-intentioned. That was how he referred to the charity balls my mother helped organize. — Jan-Philipp Sendker

How I Your Mother Quotes By Susan Ee: Of course she's right. How bad are things

Of course she's right. How bad are things when your clinically insane mother is more rational than you are? — Susan Ee

How I Your Mother Quotes By Carol Burnett: I wish my mother had left me something

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I wish my grandmother had done the same. I wanted my girls to know me. — Carol Burnett

How I Your Mother Quotes By Gail Parent: How do you tell your mother that you

How do you tell your mother that you feel you're getting ... old? If I'm ... old, then what is she? — Gail Parent

How I Your Mother Quotes By Robin Wright: My mother gave me a sense of independence,

My mother gave me a sense of independence, a sense of total confidence that we could do whatever it was we set out to do. That's how we were raised. — Robin Wright

How I Your Mother Quotes By Sarah Polley: With being a mother, I feel like you

With being a mother, I feel like you choose how you spend your time so much more carefully - which is a good thing. — Sarah Polley

How I Your Mother Quotes By Milton Berle: I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how

I really doubt whether evolution ever works, how then come Mothers have only two hands — Milton Berle