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You Sure this is it?" I said. "It looks empty."
"Empty? No way, there's loads of shit in there," worm replied — Ransom Riggs

...Neferet fell smack on her butt. — P.C. Cast

Do try The House by fresh new author, Susannah Mansfield, it's funny, sad and very different, you'll love the characters and the stories. — Susannah Mansfield

The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members. — Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel

I've been thinking of installing a train in my house. It could bring me shrimp crackers from the kitchen. — Cassandra Clare

The house had a name. The Banana House. It was carved onto a piece of sandstone above the front door. It made no sense to anyone. — Hilary McKay

No man is the boss of his own house, but he can make up for it, he thinks, by making a dog play dead. — W.C. Fields

Organic? I grew up on Angel Delight. We didn't have anything in the house if it wasn't neon! — Dylan Moran

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder. — Simone Elkeles

I'd never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much. — Bob Monkhouse

I run around my house naked with heels all the time. It's so funny. — Mary-Kate Olsen

I've been very luckily - I bought a house, I work, my life's been very blessed. I thought it would be funny to exaggerate the non-working side. — Simon Rex

He spun out enough toilet paper to vandalize a house and carefully cleaned the seat. — Adam Rex

You could take Vicodin, step out of the house, onto a freeway, have a truck hit you, and you'd say "My Bad!". — Bill Engvall

I smelled barbecue before I reached the house, and that made me madder than ever, because I really love barbecue. — Rick Riordan

Everything in English sounded funny. — Richard House

The funny thing is people won't let me pay for things. I'll be in a restaurant and the manager will say, 'Oh no, it's on the house.' — Richard Branson

I will take all my rights! Can you deliver them to my house? — Ljupka Cvetanova

If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one. — Elizabeth Hand

My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car. — Mazo De La Roche

I'm decorating my parents' house for Christmas ... I hope they find my manger with a baby yeezus in it as funny as I do! — Lisa Lampanelli

You set fire to my house, killed my family, and ate my dog. But steal my boyfriend? That's a step too far. — Libba Bray

When there is an old maid in the house, a watchdog is unnecessary. — Honore De Balzac

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house. — Zsa Zsa Gabor

Sketchy black van? Weird stalking of my house? What are you going to do next, offer me some candy? — Hannah Harrington

I was at Michael Jackson's house, and this kid runs out, 'Wait, save me!' — Chris Rock

When I was growing up we didn't have a massive house and there were five women running around, so my dad and I had to stick together! — Louis Tomlinson

The Bible talks about building houses on sand and rock, but says nothing about a brick house built on a blanket. — Nicole McKay

We've got stained glass windows in our house; it's those damned pigeons. — Chic Murray

So this bloke says to me, "Can I come in your house and talk about your carpets?" I thought "That's all I need, a Je-hoover's witness". — Tim Vine