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You better not be at that fucking hotel with this Andrew. — Latrivia S. Nelson

I'm syndicated on the radio - my show is called 'The Sweat Hotel.' — Keith Sweat

If you're a person who says yes most of the time, you'll find yourself in the hotel business and the restaurant business. — Francis Ford Coppola

I like walking into a smaller hotel where the desk clerk recognizes me. — John Pritzker

His idea of a satisfying outdoor experience had been to saunter out onto the terrace of a European hotel to smoke cigars and drink brandy. — Neal Stephenson

Why is Wi-Fi free at cheap hotels but $14 a night at expensive ones. — David Pogue

I was referred to Mike Jones from the concierge at a Marriott hotel when I asked for a masseur. — Ted Haggard

When you look at me, baby, do I strike you as the type of man who lets the woman he intends to fuck walk into another man's hotel room? — Tessa Bailey

Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt. — Rory Bremner

Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel. — Whitney Gracia Williams

I don't miss going to airports and hanging out in hotel rooms. — Bun E. Carlos

It's a battered old suitcase and a hotel someplace and a wound that will never heal. — Tom Waits

It's my responsibility to walk around the hotel with a big smile on my face and not worry about what's happened in the last game. — David Beckham

Atomize and refigure the word. — Christopher H. Sartisohn

I need something truly beautiful to look at in hotel rooms. — Vivien Leigh

Here she is, Tru who wants to pick a fight with Jake. I was wondering when she'd show up. Apparently, at 6 a.m. in a hotel restaurant. — Samantha Towle

I didn't know till then the stars, in flakes
of snow come down to fuck the earth, the lake. — D.M. Thomas

I am a glutton for a beautiful hotel. I am so easily smitten by high thread counts. — Gail Simmons

The bridge to Coronado Island off San Diego was built because the mob had a hotel there and needed a way to get people out there. — Don Winslow

I don't do much else but stay in my hotel room. — Layne Staley

There's something fabulously decadent about staying in a hotel across the street from where you live. — Marley Shelton

Found myself screaming in a hotel room. I didn't want to self-destruct. — Kendrick Lamar

I am tired of hotels promising to go the extra mile only to have them refuse to go round the corner! — Richard Quest

First class Manager hire first class leader, second class Manager hire third class manager and third class manager fire first class leader. — Carsten K. Rath

I'd rather sleep on the bus than in the hotel because I sleep way better on tour buses. — Shawn Mendes

When I leave the hotel the porter stands beside the revolving door, primed to greet me, like a talking fork. — Joseph Roth

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him. — Minnie Pearl

I really have paid my dues. When I get to stay in fancy hotel suites these days, I remind myself of that. — Rita Ora

James also revealed he and his teammates smoked marijuana one night after getting access to a hotel room in Akron. — LeBron James

It was like pulling one loose thread on a sweater, and suddenly, poof, no sweater! And you're standing naked in a new hotel with terrible lighting. — Alice Clayton

The great advantage of a hotel is that it is a refuge from home life. — George Bernard Shaw

I'd love a day devoid of responsibilities. I've often thought about going to a hotel just to have a day away from everything. — Sue Townsend

I don't watch penalties in my hotel room. I watch naughty videos — Gianluigi Buffon

I pretend I'm one of the royal family when I'm in a hotel and that the hotel belongs to me - it is a palace. — Martin Short

I don't really get into architecture in the hotel room. But maybe a little Feng Shui here and there. — Drew Barrymore

Our house was like a hotel. It was a loony-tunes household. If you got arrested in high school, everyone knew: 'Call Mrs. Evans; she'll bail you out.' — Chris Evans

Although it may not be a castle, [it is the] functional equivalent of a hotel room, a vacation and retirement home or a hunting and fishing cabin.. — John Paul Stevens

A hotel mini bar allows you to see what a can of Pepsi will cost in twenty years. — Rich Hall

the hotel, but the pilot assures me that we can make up the time once we get airborne. — Mark Walden

It's pretty funny, just driving by in a cab, and you see a huge billboard of yourself on the side of a hotel, like a 100-by-100 poster hanging up. — Patrick Kane

The hotel I'm in has a lovely closet. A nail. — Henny Youngman

The worst thing in the world would be to pretend to know the people whose lives I step through. They cannot be home to me. They must be hotel rooms. — David Levithan

Just when did I get to the point when staying at a hotel wasn't fun? — Ira Glass

I like doing accents. One of my friends works in hotel reservations and I'll ring her up and complain about the suite. Sometimes I get her. — Geri Halliwell

He could not say goodbye to these three rooms as he could to a house he had loved: hotel rooms accepted departures emotionlessly. — Stephen King

New York City is a great apartment hotel in which everyone lives and no one is at home. — Glenway Wescott

Their wedding night was at a little hotel in Paris. There were walk up steps and a lovely view. And all was well for these two. — David Paul Kirkpatrick

I was the son of a publican and a master builder. He ran the Empire Hotel in North Hobart. His name was Max, too. Big Max. — Max Walker

When we got to our hotel rooms, mosquitoes as big as George Foreman were waiting for us. They were sitting in armchairs with their legs crossed. — Mel Brooks

The hotel shop only had two decent books, and I'd written both of them — Douglas Adams

You're at the hotel and after that you go to the venue and sit there and wait. — Dave Lombardo

On a good night, I get underwear, bras, and hotel-room keys thrown onstage ... You start to think that you're Tom Jones. — Keanu Reeves

Every big hotel has got a ghost. Why? Hell, people come and go ... — Stephen King

I write pretty much anywhere - on planes, in hotel rooms, anywhere in my house. — Jeffery Deaver

There are people that have had worse happen to them. All those people that died in the hotel bombing? All those that were maimed and left orphaned? — Sonal Panse

You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish. — Plum Sykes

I've been known to do lunges down hotel hallways. I also like to use the ice bucket in the hotel room as a medicine ball. — Amy Jo Martin

It was never decreed that a god mustn't pay hotel bills. — Bertolt Brecht

Stupid magical hotel wouldn't even allow me to properly vandalize things. — Rick Riordan

All the home I know is a hotel. Why, I don't even have a dog ... I don't know the first thing about cooking or taking care of a house. — Pearl White

It is very important that a leader in the hotel industry be both creative, I think, and compassionate. — Barry Sternlicht

Through the international hotel empire, the Hilton name has become synonymous with class and sophistication. — Jerry Oppenheimer

I am Eloise. I am six. I live at the Plaza hotel. — Kay Thompson

All you need to do is to get clients in the hotel door; then they hand you their wallets for five days. — John Pritzker

In Positano, I like the San Pietro Hotel, which is run by a friend whose family has owned the hotel for more than 100 years. — Ivana Trump

I often dream about the Dolphin Hotel. — Haruki Murakami

I found out this summer how to hook up my Xbox 360 in the hotel and get past security. It took me a while to figure out, but I got it now. — Gilbert Arenas

Laurel returned to CJ's bedroom. "Do you want me to remove your clothes?"
"Hell, yeah," he said, and the growly expression immediately vanished. — Terry Spear

It isn't fair, but maybe that's the whole point. Fairness has no part in real life, and she took that lesson away from the Hotel Angeline with her. — Susan Wiggs

Sometimes when we're flying or in the hotel, I might run over songs, or in the bathroom. — Ella Fitzgerald

No matter how nice a hotel is, it's not home. — Bill Kreutzmann

In light of heaven, the worst suffering on earth will be seen to be no more serious than one night in an inconvenient hotel. — Teresa Of Avila

It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy. — Mark Twain

I've never thrown out a TV set out of some hotel's window, but I have thrown a microwave out of one 'coz it was cooler. — Kerry King

Hotel Conundrum: The continental breakfast. What is it that makes continents so shitty at providing an adequate breakfast? — Demetri Martin

We have just discovered our dear colleague butchered in a hotel room, and you wish to discuss literature? — Rick Yancey

Susan had decided to sit by the pool at the hotel with a copy of a book by Alice Miller called The Drama of the Gifted Child. — Robert B. Parker

We had a tour bus! We had a couple of real hotel rooms! And catering! Fuck, yes! — Duff McKagan

Dear Hotel People: We don't need a cheeseball clock-radio. WE NEED PLACES TO PLUG STUFF IN. Thank you. — Dave Barry

I bought the Heartbreak Hotel, on my own with no investors. Closed it down and opened the Fuck You, Get Over It bed and breakfast. — Scroobius Pip

Boy what a hotel that was, why they stole my towel. — Rodney Dangerfield

Julie went to her hotel room window to check that the Campo, the central square of Siena, Italy, was still out there. — Candida Martinelli

Bulgaria, I reflected as I walked back to the hotel, isn't a country; it's a near-death experience. — Bill Bryson

Hotel rooms inhabit a separate moral universe. — Tom Stoppard

Besides, I am staying in a luxurious hotel, not in some slum!.
Sand of Passion — Georgia Kakalopoulou

My friend, that, as anyone can see, is not a hotel; it's a depot. — Ken Kesey

The old man heard the music of the imperialists issuing from the golden hotel, heavy with the gaiety of despair... — Salman Rushdie

I was just another lost soul screaming through the paper thin hotel walls into the ears of the fucked. — Craig Stone

I was signed to MGM. I was in Vegas for sixteen weeks at the Sands Hotel. — Solomon Burke

Chilling out on the bed in your hotel room watching television, while wearing your own pajamas, is sometimes the best part of a vacation. — Laura Marano

Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. — Josh Billings

I just love to go home, no matter where I am, the most luxurious hotel suite in the world, I love to go home. — Michael Caine

I'm like everyone else, on the stage it's good. Not too much fun in the hotel or the airplane or the bus, but you got to do it. — Ringo Starr

Whenever I write for hotel reservations, I always enclose a set of rules I have made for the hotels. — Ethel Waters

I'd read Up in the Old Hotel, and I wanted to do something with Mitchell's stuff for a long time. — Stanley Tucci

Other bands wanted to wreck hotel rooms; Roxy Music wanted to redecorate them. — Bryan Ferry

People think being famous is so glamorous, but half the time you're in a strange hotel room living out of a suitcase. — Ja Rule

The first private space of my own wasn't a dorm room; it was a hotel room in Tulsa, Oklahoma. — Rob Lowe

Twenty years ago, you'd see guys busting rackets in locker rooms. Today they do it in their hotel rooms. — Brad Gilbert

I used to stay at the Trump [hotels] and I just wouldn't now. The people were great, but I wouldn't stay at a 'birther' hotel. — Bill Maher