Horse Funny Quotes
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Horse Funny Quotes & Sayings
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Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
— Bob Monkhouse
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
— Jim Norton
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
— Cuthbert Soup
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
— Henny Youngman
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse-
— Rick Riordan
Good Lord, that has to be the homeliest woman I have ever laid eyes on. My horse's face is better-looking.
— Kathleen Bittner Roth
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
— Diane Messidoro
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
— Alan Perlis
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
— Groucho Marx
You look like a horse in a man costume
— Dylan Moran