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Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and

You see, Marriage is like a Coffin, and each Kid is another Nail. — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Dan Castellaneta: If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be

If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo. — Dan Castellaneta

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Why don't those stupid idiots let me in

Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks? — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees

I'd be vegetarian if bacon grew on trees — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: I'm normally not a praying man, but if

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Cass Sunstein: Once we know that people are human and

Once we know that people are human and have some Homer Simpson in them, then there's a lot that can be done to manipulate them. — Cass Sunstein

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself

You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: Books are useless! I only ever read one

Books are useless! I only ever read one book, To Kill A Mockingbird, and it gave me absolutely no insight on how to kill mockingbirds! - Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step toward failure

Trying is the first step toward failure — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but

This doesn't happen in America! Maybe Ohio, but not in America!
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with

I didn't lie, I was writing fiction with my mouth.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work! (Homer

When will people learn? Democracy doesn't work!
(Homer Simpson) — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Stephenie Meyer: I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to

I have an immature, Homer Simpson-like tendency to giggle when I say the words 'seminal fluids' in public. — Stephenie Meyer

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: All hobbies suck, but if you keep at

All hobbies suck, but if you keep at it, you might find at the end that you've managed to kill some precious time. — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Marion Appleby: Television: teacher, mother, secret lover.' HOMER SIMPSON

Television: teacher, mother, secret lover.' HOMER SIMPSON — Marion Appleby

Homer Simpson Quotes By Thomas Kiernan: Just because something is hard to do doesn't

Just because something is hard to do doesn't mean you gotta do it.' Homer Simpson — Thomas Kiernan

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Kill my boss? Do I dare live out

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream? — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: Stop thinking about fun and have itHomer Simpson

Stop thinking about fun and have it
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy

I promise I'll do anything for you, especialy if it's easy.
Homer Simpson — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Matt Groening: My standard comment is, 'If you don't want

My standard comment is, 'If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.' — Matt Groening

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Son, if you really want something in this

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I

Well, excuse me for having enormous flaws I don't work on. — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten

I don't eat anything new unless I've eaten it before — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: You tried your best and you failed miserably.

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Nathanael West: It was on this trip that Faye acquired

It was on this trip that Faye acquired a new suitor by the name of Homer Simpson. — Nathanael West

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step towards failure

Trying is the first step towards failure — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Robert X. Cringely: More proof that trusting the Feds to protect

More proof that trusting the Feds to protect our information is like hiring Homer Simpson to guard the donuts. — Robert X. Cringely

Homer Simpson Quotes By R.J. Palacio: If you really want something in this life,

If you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers! - Homer Simpson — R.J. Palacio

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: If you pray to the wrong god, you

If you pray to the wrong god, you might just make the right one madder and madder. — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: I saw weird stuff in that place last

I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff ... and I want in.. — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Sarina Bowen: I was as good as resisting Griff Shipley

I was as good as resisting Griff Shipley as Homer Simpson was at resisting a donut. — Sarina Bowen

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: I'm not popular enough to be different

I'm not popular enough to be different — Homer Simpson

Homer Simpson Quotes By Homer Simpson: Trying is the first step to failure.

Trying is the first step to failure. — Homer Simpson