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Nothing had ever been so welcome by its absence. — Dan Simmons

Any business plan won't survive its first encounter with reality. The reality will always be different. It will never be the plan. — Jeff Bezos

I sold my life to Capitol Records; it sucks. — Melissa Auf Der Maur

Hell, she's even too much of a slut for Jason to fuck. — Nicola Haken

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals. — Victor Borge

What I invest in, while not risky for me, may be too risky for most people. — Robert Kiyosaki

There's no need to measure the happiness of a life by its longevity. — Cate Culpepper

The sweetest pleasure arises from difficulties overcome. — Publilius Syrus

Thus it was that when faith (in the Tao) was deficient (in the rulers) a want of faith in them ensued (in the people). — Lao-Tzu

Sometimes our lives can change so fast that the change outpaces our minds and hearts. — Cassandra Clare