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Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Dan Simmons: Nothing had ever been so welcome by its

Nothing had ever been so welcome by its absence. — Dan Simmons

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Jeff Bezos: Any business plan won't survive its first encounter

Any business plan won't survive its first encounter with reality. The reality will always be different. It will never be the plan. — Jeff Bezos

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Melissa Auf Der Maur: I sold my life to Capitol Records; it

I sold my life to Capitol Records; it sucks. — Melissa Auf Der Maur

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Nicola Haken: Hell, she's even too much of a slut

Hell, she's even too much of a slut for Jason to fuck. — Nicola Haken

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Victor Borge: Many people have asked me why there are

Many people have asked me why there are three pedals in these grand pianos. Well the pedal in the middle is there to separate the two other pedals. — Victor Borge

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Robert Kiyosaki: What I invest in, while not risky for

What I invest in, while not risky for me, may be too risky for most people. — Robert Kiyosaki

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Cate Culpepper: There's no need to measure the happiness of

There's no need to measure the happiness of a life by its longevity. — Cate Culpepper

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Publilius Syrus: The sweetest pleasure arises from difficulties overcome.

The sweetest pleasure arises from difficulties overcome. — Publilius Syrus

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Lao-Tzu: Thus it was that when faith (in the

Thus it was that when faith (in the Tao) was deficient (in the rulers) a want of faith in them ensued (in the people). — Lao-Tzu

Homer Pork Chop Quotes By Cassandra Clare: Sometimes our lives can change so fast that

Sometimes our lives can change so fast that the change outpaces our minds and hearts. — Cassandra Clare