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I think your children are your measure of success, regardless of work and career. — John Rhys-Davies

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. — Pete Sampras

Like Santa's elves," Percy said. "Except evil. And metal. And really loud. — Rick Riordan

Actually, before creating a family, it is necessary for a person to be already happy — Sunday Adelaja

My major preoccupation is the question, 'What is reality?' — Philip K. Dick

Fat jokes to me are always, always hilarious, as long as they're done towards yourself. — Zach Galifianakis

In vain will you fly from one vice if in your wilfulness you embrace another. — Horace

If you can sing it, you can play it. — Jackie McLean

It's a luxury to be understood. — Ralph Waldo Emerson

Fat men take a cushion with them wherever they go. — George R R Martin

Fat jokes aren't relevant, but they're hilarious when you find them. — Joan Rivers

The books will still be here when we return."
"If we return ... — George R R Martin

If you absolutely had to have sex with one of the Three Stooges, who would it be? — Douglas Carter Beane