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Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Hey. Sometimes to conclusions. Hey. Sometimes to conclusions. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: It's easy to get distracted by the vaudevillian It's easy to get distracted by the vaudevillian aspects of the healthcare debate. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: My humour has always come from anger, but My humour has always come from anger, but I have to make sure I don't just get angry and jump on a soapbox. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: The evening news made her wonder if God The evening news made her wonder if God was dead; the morning sun made her believe He wasn't. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Cell phone the night he died. She'd obtained Cell phone the night he died. She'd obtained this key information — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: sucking on a football. sucking on a football. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Everybody's idea of a great book is different, Everybody's idea of a great book is different, of course. For me it's one that makes my jaw drop on every page, the writing is so original. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda. Remember what happened last time with the 'cuda. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I'd always wanted to write books ever since I'd always wanted to write books ever since I was a kid. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: From the bow of the canoe she asked, From the bow of the canoe she asked, "Do you know a rain dance?"
"First I need a virgin. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Losing his hair. Ms. Chase and me, Losing his hair. Ms. Chase and me, — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: The victim's hand was contracted into a fist The victim's hand was contracted into a fist except for the middle digit, which was rigidly extended. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I'm waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh's I'm waiting for the day when Rush Limbaugh's pharmacist writes a book. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: She said there was no tactful way for She said there was no tactful way for a naked person to cope with a runny nose, especially while dancing. Orly grudgingly agreed. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: We've always been fascinated with movie stars and We've always been fascinated with movie stars and singers, but the fascination with people who really have nothing to offer is something new. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: They have a crystalline sense of right and They have a crystalline sense of right and wrong; it disappears when they walk out the door with their M.B.A. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Boyd Shreave tore the page from Eugenie Fonda's Boyd Shreave tore the page from Eugenie Fonda's memoir and, with a contemptuous flourish, wiped his ass with it. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: The greatest sin for a writer is to The greatest sin for a writer is to be boring. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Mario Iezzoni: You can make a day of any size. You can make a day of any size. — Mario Iezzoni
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I've never progressed very far from my days I've never progressed very far from my days as a smart aleck in middle school. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: One problem with age is that patience begins One problem with age is that patience begins to ebb. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Julia Spencer-Fleming: If Carl Hiaasen and Donald Westlake had a If Carl Hiaasen and Donald Westlake had a literary love child, he would be Timothy Hallinan. — Julia Spencer-Fleming
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: The dog proved to be as dumb and The dog proved to be as dumb and stubborn as a mud fence, so Stranahan had named him Strom. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: As far as I'm concerned, the gator that As far as I'm concerned, the gator that ate T.C. deserves a medal from Crime Stoppers. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I married an asshole, she thought, knifing into I married an asshole, she thought, knifing into the waves. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. "Don't these Shreave flicked away the dead mosquito. "Don't these things carry the bird flu too?"
"No Boyd, that would be a bird. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Nobody said he was Alvin Einstein. Nobody said he was Alvin Einstein. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Actually it was the mark of the stupid, Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Unfortunately, I don't get to read nearly as Unfortunately, I don't get to read nearly as much as I want because I'm always working on my own stuff, either the novels or newspaper columns. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I don't have an e-reader. One reason is I don't have an e-reader. One reason is that I like to dog-ear the page when I find a particularly good sentence or passage. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Just because something was legal didn't automatically make Just because something was legal didn't automatically make it right. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: and in the meantime don't jump to conclusions. and in the meantime don't jump to conclusions. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: He wondered if something was mentally wrong with He wondered if something was mentally wrong with him for being content with what he had — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!! Disney world is an armpit,compared to Montana!! — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Whether he's still a threat to innocent doors Whether he's still a threat to innocent doors remains to be seen. By — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: In his own mind, it was never a In his own mind, it was never a matter of courage. But courage it was. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: He paused and manufactured a chuckle. He paused and manufactured a chuckle. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: A well-regulated militia," Bode added, "like they talk A well-regulated militia," Bode added, "like they talk about in the Second Amendment." "Oh," said Shiner. He hadn't read the first one yet. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: The boy manifested the sort of submissive dimness The boy manifested the sort of submissive dimness that foretold a long sad future in minimum-security institutions — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I don't care if you pack it in I don't care if you pack it in fucking kryptonite, that lottery ticket ain't going up your ass. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: The first rule of hurricane coverage is that The first rule of hurricane coverage is that every broadcast must begin with palm trees bending in the wind. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Nope. He lives over in Boca Raton." "Oh Nope. He lives over in Boca Raton." "Oh fuck, Red." "I know, it's hor'ble. That's how come the five hundred a day. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: My escape is to just get in a My escape is to just get in a boat and disappear on the water. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: When I'm working on a novel of my When I'm working on a novel of my own, I try to read mostly nonfiction, although sometimes I break down and peek at something else. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way Unfortunately for novelists, real life is getting way too funny and far-fetched. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Whatever happens, I'm glad we ate that bleeping Whatever happens, I'm glad we ate that bleeping lizard. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: I think it's always good for the author I think it's always good for the author to stay a good cattle prod's distance from the actual moviemaking. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: to a perfectly terrible day. to a perfectly terrible day. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: My driving record is not exemplary, but I My driving record is not exemplary, but I have never had a speeding ticket over 100 m.p.h. I can say that unequivocally. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: From the pancake house I drive directly to From the pancake house I drive directly to the county morgue. The contrast is not especially striking. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: His mother wanted him closer to home. The His mother wanted him closer to home. The funeral had been — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Sunset on the water ought to be a Sunset on the water ought to be a quiet and easy time, but I guess some people can't stand a little silence. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies Dessert was an over baked chocolate chip cookies the size of a hockey puck and just about as tasty. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Informed opponents of Obama's healthcare initiative have expressed Informed opponents of Obama's healthcare initiative have expressed dismay at the low level of discourse. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Coroners made Al Garcia jumpy; they always got Coroners made Al Garcia jumpy; they always got so cheery when somebody came up with a fresh way to die. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: My books are character-driven. They're not driven by My books are character-driven. They're not driven by the story. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Wahoo's father had absolutely no use for creeps Wahoo's father had absolutely no use for creeps who beat on small animals, especially kids. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: You from the IRS? The man's voice was You from the IRS? The man's voice was deep and wet, like mud slipping down a drain. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: And the Chamber of Commerce was handing out And the Chamber of Commerce was handing out cyanide capsules. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Malley told the shrink that she'd run away Malley told the shrink that she'd run away because Justin — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: If anything is more irresistible than Jesus, it's If anything is more irresistible than Jesus, it's Mickey. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: A quick puke, two rails of blow and A quick puke, two rails of blow and she was solid. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: Jimmy Lee Baylis was a wise man, and Jimmy Lee Baylis was a wise man, and knew better than to talk back to the man who signed his paycheck. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: That's what people do when they find a That's what people do when they find a special place that wild and full of life, they trample it to death. — Carl Hiaasen
Hiaasen Quotes By John H. Cunningham: A fallow mind is a field of discontent. A fallow mind is a field of discontent. — John H. Cunningham
Hiaasen Quotes By Carl Hiaasen: stick together like shit on a shoe. stick together like shit on a shoe. — Carl Hiaasen