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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds.
— Helen Rowland
A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.
— Helen Rowland
A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstractbut the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. — Helen Rowland
A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him.
— Helen Rowland
Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place.
— Helen Rowland
Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic.
— Helen Rowland
The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.
— Helen Rowland
Marriage: a souvenir of love.
— Helen Rowland
Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side and his nobler instincts - and another woman to help him forget them.
— Helen Rowland
Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet
— Helen Rowland
Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdombut the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. — Helen Rowland
True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity.
— Helen Rowland
Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.
— Helen Rowland
Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes.
— Helen Rowland
Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it.
— Helen Rowland
France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'
— Helen Rowland
Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward.
— Helen Rowland
Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite everything seems so flat and tasteless. — Helen Rowland
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.
— Helen Rowland
Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one.
— Helen Rowland
Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion
— Helen Rowland
Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.
— Helen Rowland
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
— Helen Rowland
One man's folly is another man's wife.
— Helen Rowland
A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.
— Helen Rowland
It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing.
— Helen Rowland
Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony but most of them are merely poor dodgers. — Helen Rowland
Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly.
— Helen Rowland
When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.
— Helen Rowland
True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision.
— Helen Rowland
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.
— Helen Rowland
And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them.
— Helen Rowland
Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever.
— Helen Rowland
A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get.
— Helen Rowland
A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.
— Helen Rowland
For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy.
— Helen Rowland
Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry.
— Helen Rowland
A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.
— Helen Rowland
The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious.
— Helen Rowland
A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a womana married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland
To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions.
— Helen Rowland
Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh.
— Helen Rowland
Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married.
— Helen Rowland
Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.
— Helen Rowland
Matrimony is the price of love divorce, the rebate. — Helen Rowland
After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him.
— Helen Rowland
Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks.
— Helen Rowland
There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way.
— Helen Rowland
What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love.
— Helen Rowland
You will never win if you never begin.
— Helen Rowland
Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a womanand the rest of his life trying to get it back again? — Helen Rowland
The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith.
— Helen Rowland
Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man.
— Helen Rowland
Woman's love a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. — Helen Rowland
Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time.
— Helen Rowland
Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
— Helen Rowland
Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging.
— Helen Rowland
No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.
— Helen Rowland
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others.
— Helen Rowland
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one.
— Helen Rowland
The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity.
— Helen Rowland
The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns.
— Helen Rowland
Variety is the spice of love.
— Helen Rowland
The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance
— Helen Rowland
Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.
— Helen Rowland
There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age.
— Helen Rowland
Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray.
— Helen Rowland
When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad.
— Helen Rowland
There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly.
— Helen Rowland
An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country.
— Helen Rowland
When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living.
— Helen Rowland
Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief.
— Helen Rowland
In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place.
— Helen Rowland
The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.
— Helen Rowland
When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last.
— Helen Rowland
It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him.
— Helen Rowland
A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.
— Helen Rowland
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.
— Helen Rowland
Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.
— Helen Rowland
Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification.
— Helen Rowland
A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics.
— Helen Rowland
Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it
— Helen Rowland
A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one.
— Helen Rowland
Some widowers are bereaved others, relieved. — Helen Rowland
Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall.
— Helen Rowland