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Jealousy is the tie that binds, and binds, and binds. — Helen Rowland

It's easier to hide your light under a bushel than to keep your shady side dark. — Helen Rowland

A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting. — Helen Rowland

A man may talk inspiringly to a woman about love in the abstract
but the look in his eyes is always perfectly concrete. — Helen Rowland

A woman flees from temptation, but a man just crawls away from it in the cheerful hope that it may overtake him. — Helen Rowland

Don't waste time trying to break a man's heart; be satisfied if you can just manage to chip it in a brand new place. — Helen Rowland

Marriage is the operation by which a woman's vanity and a man's egotism are extracted without an anaesthetic. — Helen Rowland

The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is. — Helen Rowland

Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again. — Helen Rowland

Marriage: a souvenir of love. — Helen Rowland

Love is a matter of give and take
marriage, a matter of misgive and mistake. — Helen Rowland

Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side and his nobler instincts - and another woman to help him forget them. — Helen Rowland

Results for A man is like a cat; chase him and he'll run; sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet — Helen Rowland

Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom
but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance. — Helen Rowland

True love isn't the kind that endures through long years of absence, but the kind that endures through long years of propinquity. — Helen Rowland

A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted. — Helen Rowland

A man's desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the world. — Helen Rowland

When perfect frankness comes in at the door love flies out of the window. — Helen Rowland

Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest. — Helen Rowland

Estimated from a wife's experience, the average man spends fully one-quarter of his life in looking for his shoes. — Helen Rowland

Marriage is like twirling a baton, turning hand springs or eating with chopsticks. It looks easy until you try it. — Helen Rowland

Marriage is a bargain, and somebody has to get the worst end of the bargain. — Helen Rowland

Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her. — Helen Rowland

France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.' — Helen Rowland

Fortunately for women, most men mistake loneliness for love before marriage, and habit for happiness afterward. — Helen Rowland

Going through life without love is like going through a good dinner without an appetite
everything seems so flat and tasteless. — Helen Rowland

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him. — Helen Rowland

Better a lively old epigram than a deadly new one. — Helen Rowland

Nobody is quite so blase and sophisticated as a boy of nineteen who is just recovering from a baby grand passion — Helen Rowland

Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense. — Helen Rowland

The feminine vanity-case is the graveyard of masculine illusions. — Helen Rowland

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing. — Helen Rowland

One man's folly is another man's wife. — Helen Rowland

A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant. — Helen Rowland

It is easier to keep half a dozen lovers guessing than to keep one lover after he has stopped guessing. — Helen Rowland

Some men are born for matrimony, some achieve matrimony
but most of them are merely poor dodgers. — Helen Rowland

Flattery is like wine, which exhilarates a man for a moment, but usually ends by going to his head and making him act foolishly. — Helen Rowland

When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to. — Helen Rowland

True Love can be no deeper than your capacity for friendship, no higher than your ideals, and no broader than the scope of your vision. — Helen Rowland

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. — Helen Rowland

And verily, a woman need know but one man well, in order to understand all men; whereas a man may know all women and understand not one of them. — Helen Rowland

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. — Helen Rowland

A man's ideal woman is the one he couldn't get. — Helen Rowland

A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him. — Helen Rowland

For repeating themselves from the first kiss to the last sigh, the average man's love affairs have History blushing with envy. — Helen Rowland

Marriage is the miracle that transforms a kiss from a pleasure into a duty. — Helen Rowland

Soft, sweet things with a lot of fancy dressing - that's what a little boy loves to eat and a grown man prefers to marry. — Helen Rowland

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one. — Helen Rowland

The hardest task in a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are serious. — Helen Rowland

A bachelor has to have an inspiration for making love to a woman
a married man needs only an excuse. — Helen Rowland

To a man, marriage means giving up four out of five of the chiffonier drawers; to a woman, giving up four out of five of her opinions. — Helen Rowland

Some women blush when they are kissed, some call for the police, some swear, some bite. But the worst are those who laugh. — Helen Rowland

Love will never be ideal until man recovers from the illusion that he can be just a little bit faithful or a little bit married. — Helen Rowland

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. — Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. — Helen Rowland

Matrimony is the price of love
divorce, the rebate. — Helen Rowland

After a few years of marriage a man can look right at a woman without seeing her and a woman can see right through a man without looking at him. — Helen Rowland

Nothing annoys a man as to hear a woman promising to love him "forever" when he merely wanted her to love him for a few weeks. — Helen Rowland

There are more ways of killing a man's love than by strangling it to death, but that's the usual way. — Helen Rowland

What a man calls his 'conscience' is merely the mental action that follows a sentimental reaction after too much wine or love. — Helen Rowland

You will never win if you never begin. — Helen Rowland

Alas, why will a man spend months trying to hand over his liberty to a woman
and the rest of his life trying to get it back again? — Helen Rowland

The dollar sign is the only sign in which the modern man appears to have any real faith. — Helen Rowland

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself. — Helen Rowland

Telling lies is a fault in a boy, an art in a lover, an accomplishment in a bachelor, and second-nature in a married man. — Helen Rowland

Woman's love
a mirror in which a man beholds himself glorified, magnified and deified. — Helen Rowland

A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it. — Helen Rowland

Marriage is the only thing that affords a woman the pleasure of company and the perfect sensation of solitude at the same time. — Helen Rowland

Before marriage, a man will lie awake thinking about something you said; after marriage , he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it. — Helen Rowland

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't. — Helen Rowland

Before marriage, when a woman speaks to a man in an undertone, he calls it "cooing"; after marriage, he calls it nagging. — Helen Rowland

No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time. — Helen Rowland

It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks of marrying; it's separating himself from all the others. — Helen Rowland

When a girl marries, she exchanges the attention of many men for the inattention of one. — Helen Rowland

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those he didn't commit when he had the opportunity. — Helen Rowland

The honeymoon is not actually over until we cease to stifle our sighs and begin to stifle our yawns. — Helen Rowland

Variety is the spice of love. — Helen Rowland

The mistakes you regret the most in your life are the ones you didn't commit when you had the chance — Helen Rowland

Home is any four walls that enclose the right person. — Helen Rowland

A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland

There are people whose watch stops at a certain hour and who remain permanently at that age. — Helen Rowland

Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. — Helen Rowland

When you see a married couple walking down the street, the one that's a few steps ahead is the one that's mad. — Helen Rowland

There are only two kinds of men; the dead and the deadly. — Helen Rowland

An optimist is merely an ex-pessimist with his pockets full of money, his digestion in good condition, and his wife in the country. — Helen Rowland

When you see what some girls marry, you realize how they must hate to work for a living. — Helen Rowland

Changing husbands is about as satisfactory as changing a bundle from one hand to the other; it gives you only temporary relief. — Helen Rowland

In love, somehow, a man's heart is always either exceeding the speed limit, or getting parked in the wrong place. — Helen Rowland

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head. — Helen Rowland

When a man makes a woman his wife, it's the highest compliment he can pay her, and it's usually the last. — Helen Rowland

It is as hard to get a man to stay at home after you've married him as it was to get him to go home before you married him. — Helen Rowland

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor. — Helen Rowland

In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued. — Helen Rowland

Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course. — Helen Rowland

Woman: the peg on which the wit hangs his jest, the preacher his text, the cynic his grouch and the sinner his justification. — Helen Rowland

A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little personal characteristics. — Helen Rowland

Many men kill themselves for love, but many more women die of it — Helen Rowland

A man marries one woman to escape from many others, and then chases many others to forget he's married to one. — Helen Rowland

Some widowers are bereaved
others, relieved. — Helen Rowland

Love: woman's eternal spring and man's eternal fall. — Helen Rowland