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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher

My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he's not actually my boyfriend ... — Darynda Jones

Nope. That's my line. This is my boyfriend's house, which makes that my line, exclusively. Where is he? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I looked at my boyfriend and wondered if he was actually an alien. — Jojo Moyes

I promise not to make fun of your boyfriend anymore."
"He's not my boyfriend! — Marissa Meyer

He wasn't my boyfriend, he wasn't me husband, and he wasn't my friend. He was family. — Kiera Cass

I pull out my e-reader and get back to my fictional boyfriend. Lord knows he won't cheat on me. — M.D. Saperstein

My vampire boss, who would like to maybe be my boyfriend, just dropped in to tell me he was running away because Morganville's too dangerous. — Rachel Caine

Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"
Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb

Yeah, that's exactly what I want. To help my girlfriend get her old boyfriend back." He turned away again, and I heard him mutter, "I need two drinks. — Richelle Mead

I like Kurt Cobain. [He] is like my dream boyfriend. — Miley Cyrus

My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma. — Jo Brand

I went to prom with my boyfriend, but after the dance he left me at a party all by myself. It was awful! — Crystal Reed

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands. — Jessica Zafra

My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win. — Danica Patrick

Yeah, it's true. I've got a boyfriend. Outside of the octagon, outside of this business, he's my world. Nobody even comes close. — Maris Black

Like a phoenix rising through the fire, my Robbie, my Tesoro rises forward, and I hope and pray that he can take him out. — M.R. Field

It took me two years to give him all of my heart, and he threw it away in one night. — Dannika Dark

Oh, I had a great time. My thirty-three-year-old boyfriend said he wished they could package my cum like ice cream so he could eat it all day. — Augusten Burroughs

My boyfriend suggested I write two pages a day. He wouldn't take me out if I hadn't done my two pages. That's how I wrote my second novel. — S.E. Hinton

My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic. — Aubrey Plaza

My boyfriend isn't a rock star. His values are rock solid. We met at a dinner and he made me laugh. — Alek Wek

visions of just how he plans on being a better boyfriend taking over my dreams instead of dancing sugar plums. — Tara Sivec

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend. — Lauren Alaina

It's no accident that I'd named my guitar after a boy. He was as close to a boyfriend as I was likely to get. — Sarina Bowen

I had no desire to hear another woman tell my boyfriend how hot he was. If I wanted him to know, I'd damn well tell him myself. — Rachel Vincent

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. — Diablo Cody

Charles, if you were here right now, I'd totally kiss you."
He chuckled softly. "I get that a lot, but I doubt my boyfriend will approve. — Laurel Cremant

He was even more overprotective than my stepfather. But in a boyfriend, that kind of thing is actually attractive. — Meg Cabot

Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody? — Ann Brashares

My boyfriend always says that if it weren't for him I'd probably get rid of my apartment and live nowhere, and he's right. — Cassandra Clare

I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute. — J.M. Colail

If my battery-operated boyfriend could talk, he's probably say I was smothering him. — Priscilla West

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to. — Rita Rudner

It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don't say it out loud. — Janet Evanovich