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I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up. — Isla Fisher

My boyfriend called me a stalker. Well, he's not actually my boyfriend ... — Darynda Jones

Nope. That's my line. This is my boyfriend's house, which makes that my line, exclusively. Where is he? — Becca Fitzpatrick

I promise not to make fun of your boyfriend anymore."
"He's not my boyfriend! — Marissa Meyer

He wasn't my boyfriend, he wasn't me husband, and he wasn't my friend. He was family. — Kiera Cass

Obviously he wants Nola to think he's an upstanding boyfriend, but the only girlfriend Loren Hale will ever treat well is his bottle of bourbon. — Krista Ritchie

Who gets the change?" the clerk asked. "You or ... your fella?"
Oh, he's not my boyfriend," I said. "He's my mother. — Wally Lamb

I'd like to have a boyfriend in prison so I'd always know where he is. — Carrie Snow

No, tell him I'm going to spend the day with a new boyfriend." He didn't need to know I was referring to a new book boyfriend. — Tabatha Vargo

I like Kurt Cobain. [He] is like my dream boyfriend. — Miley Cyrus

He loved her when she was angry. And he was convinced it was because she was her most honest in those moments. ~Ruin — Lucian Bane

I think he's Annie/Amy's boyfriend by the way he looks at her - like they're in on something together. Life, maybe. — Colleen Hoover

In high school, it was all about popularity, being with the boyfriend and all the girls thinking he's cute. — Ashley Tisdale

It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal. — Charlaine Harris

If my battery-operated boyfriend could talk, he's probably say I was smothering him. — Priscilla West

It is. I'm your boyfriend now, which
means there's no room for your hipster admirer. He'll just have to lick his wounds while we lick other things. — Kylie Scott

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married adn I didn't want him to. — Rita Rudner

It means that he looks like my boyfriend, but I don't say it out loud. — Janet Evanovich

No. Freud said it best, I think, when he said, "sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." Sometimes your mother's boyfriend is just a loser — Nenia Campbell

I closed my eyes and resigned myself to the fact that my boyfriend was a pervert. He was lucky he was so cute. — J.M. Colail

He had a way of taking your hand which made it clear he'd have to be the one to let go."
From Alice Hoffman's "Local Girls", pg.102. — Alice Hoffman

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriend - and he's a priest. — Erma Bombeck

My boyfriend loves golf and he is good at it but I am not that great at it. It drives me nuts, but I'm super competitive and I always want to win. — Danica Patrick

He was even more overprotective than my stepfather. But in a boyfriend, that kind of thing is actually attractive. — Meg Cabot

My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci. — Diablo Cody

Unfortunately, now that Langston has a boyfriend again, he has forgotten all about me. — Rachel Cohn

My first boyfriend that I ever had, actually sang a song that he wrote for me on-stage to ask me out. That was pretty romantic. — Aubrey Plaza

I'm not a sexy person. I'm OK with it. I've never been the sexy girl. Whenever I've had a boyfriend, he's always been like, 'Oh, you're cute.' — Lauren Conrad

He might be my boyfriend. He might not be my boyfriend. — Lauren Alaina

Okay," Juke said. "Your horse is a donkey, your poodle is a giant wolf breed, and your boyfriend is whatever the hell he is. You have problems. — Ilona Andrews

He's so pretty it hurts. — Alex Rosa

I have the sexiest, sweetest, most amazing boyfriend on the planet who's not afraid to kick his ass if he gets out of line. — Beth Ehemann

There's a guy out there who will want to tell everyone that he is your boyfriend. Quit goofing around and go find him. — Greg Behrendt

Why does he have to be my boyfriend? Are you inferior if you don't have a boyfriend? Why does everybody have to be in love with somebody? — Ann Brashares

Your boyfriend has some real trust issues," Morpheus baits. "Shut up. He had a rough childhood." "He should be grateful he had one at all. — A.G. Howard

Fletcher was always going to be your ex-boyfriend, from the moment you met him. He's just finally caught up with where he's supposed to be. — Derek Landy

If you were expecting Prince Charming, I'm sorry. He's with his boyfriend. — Shayla Black

he expects me to elaborate. Boundaries. These damn people need boundaries. "So no boyfriend, but you're not a virgin?" he prods, seeming to delight — C.M. Owens

Cynda and her current crazy boyfriend. This one was a nude painter. He didn't paint nudes, he painted in the nude. — Tracy Ewens

Stanton emerged from the shadows. "So your brother thinks you need a boyfriend?"he teased. "Stop. — Lynne Ewing

My Macbook is my new boyfriend, except that he's dependable and meets all my demands. — Jessica Zafra

Really? Is he running for Worst Boyfriend Ever?"
"In the subcategory of Completely Awesome. — Rachel Caine