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Have A Baby Quotes By Jean Kerr: Now the thing about having a baby -

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. — Jean Kerr

Have A Baby Quotes By Narciso Rodriguez: Once winter sets in I must have the

Once winter sets in I must have the sun and warmth. I need to be in the sun - I'm a true island baby. — Narciso Rodriguez

Have A Baby Quotes By Ali Hewson: You'll have an unbelievable sense of calm when

You'll have an unbelievable sense of calm when you have a baby. — Ali Hewson

Have A Baby Quotes By Armistead Maupin: Pete thinks we all have a blacking factory:

Pete thinks we all have a blacking factory: some awful moment, early on, when we surrender our childish hearts as surely as we lose our baby teeth. — Armistead Maupin

Have A Baby Quotes By Jennifer L. Armentrout: You better have had a baby, killed someone,

You better have had a baby, killed someone, or slept with a pure. Those are your three options. Anything less is unsuitable. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

Have A Baby Quotes By Sandra Brown: He took a long time to answer. I

He took a long time to answer. I asked which of her brothers had fathered the baby. She told me it could have been either. — Sandra Brown

Have A Baby Quotes By Tea Obreht: She'll have a time with that baby and

She'll have a time with that baby and only a tiger for a husband. — Tea Obreht

Have A Baby Quotes By Ruth Warrick: I was a married woman and I had

I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady. — Ruth Warrick

Have A Baby Quotes By Vanessa Hudgens: I hope by the time I'm 30 to

I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby. — Vanessa Hudgens

Have A Baby Quotes By Constance Marie: I never felt ready to have a baby

I never felt ready to have a baby until I was about 37 years old. I knew I always wanted kids someday, but I needed to be 'ready,' ya know? — Constance Marie

Have A Baby Quotes By Spalding Gray: I understood once I held a baby in

I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them. — Spalding Gray

Have A Baby Quotes By Don Henley: I said, baby, do you have no shame?

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train. — Don Henley

Have A Baby Quotes By Dr. Linda Barboa: You have a healthy baby boy! The words

You have a healthy baby boy! The words ring like church bells in the ears of new parents. — Dr. Linda Barboa

Have A Baby Quotes By Elizabeth Gilbert: Until I can feel as ecstatic about having

Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Have A Baby Quotes By Phyllis Diller: I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. — Phyllis Diller

Have A Baby Quotes By Stella Maeve: I am constantly playing younger. I have a

I am constantly playing younger. I have a baby face. I'm only five-foot-one, so I am used to playing younger. I love it. — Stella Maeve

Have A Baby Quotes By Natasha Leggero: My friends who have babies can't do anything.

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. — Natasha Leggero

Have A Baby Quotes By Maggie Robinson: Those black eyebrows! Oh, what if her baby

Those black eyebrows! Oh, what if her baby inherited those eyebrows? She'd have to get a special brush. — Maggie Robinson

Have A Baby Quotes By Elle Kennedy: You're giving me a lot of responsibility here,

You're giving me a lot of responsibility here, baby doll. I don't like responsibility." Shocker. "You can handle this, baby doll. I have faith in you. — Elle Kennedy

Have A Baby Quotes By Jeanne Safer: I don't really want to have a baby;

I don't really want to have a baby; I want to want to have a baby." I longed to feel like everybody else, but I had to face the fact that I did not. — Jeanne Safer

Have A Baby Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Personally, I'd have a baby just for the

Personally, I'd have a baby just for the epidural. — Chelsea Handler

Have A Baby Quotes By Eugene Mirman: Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman

Have A Baby Quotes By Saffron Aldridge: At 24, I took time off to have

At 24, I took time off to have a baby, and ever since, I have been juggling modelling with motherhood. — Saffron Aldridge

Have A Baby Quotes By Phyllis Diller: One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit! — Phyllis Diller

Have A Baby Quotes By Daniel Marques: Study, Get a Job, Get Married, Have a

Study, Get a Job, Get Married, Have a Baby and Die. Why nobody wants the prize? — Daniel Marques

Have A Baby Quotes By Jessica Clare: A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his

A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm. — Jessica Clare

Have A Baby Quotes By Ratan Tata: I have also made this a point in

I have also made this a point in our company: We need to stop taking baby steps and start thinking globally. It really seems to be helping. — Ratan Tata

Have A Baby Quotes By Christopher Moore: Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again. — Christopher Moore

Have A Baby Quotes By Jim Thompson: I kissed her, a long hard kiss. Because

I kissed her, a long hard kiss. Because baby didn't know it, but baby was dead, and in a way I couldn't have loved her more. — Jim Thompson

Have A Baby Quotes By Carl Sandburg: Such a Big miracle in such a tiny

Such a Big miracle in such a tiny baby. Big things often have small beginnings A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. — Carl Sandburg

Have A Baby Quotes By Caitlin Moran: When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going

When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave? — Caitlin Moran

Have A Baby Quotes By Phoebe Snow: I've sort of made up my mind that

I've sort of made up my mind that I have to do my career and I have to be a mother. These are my two responsibilities; of course the baby comes first. — Phoebe Snow

Have A Baby Quotes By Peggy Lee: I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides,

I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby. — Peggy Lee

Have A Baby Quotes By Jim Gaffigan: In Wisconsin they have deep-fried cheese curds, which

In Wisconsin they have deep-fried cheese curds, which taste like French fries and heaven had a baby. — Jim Gaffigan

Have A Baby Quotes By Emmanuelle Beart: I have no TV, thank God. I haven't

I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart

Have A Baby Quotes By Soheir Khashoggi: She's not a baby anymore, my love, said

She's not a baby anymore, my love, said Tarik softly. That's what we have to accept, you and I. — Soheir Khashoggi

Have A Baby Quotes By Russell Crowe: Some people have got advice, some people have

Some people have got advice, some people have got horror stories. I like people that look you in the eye with a glow and say "It's gonna be cool." — Russell Crowe

Have A Baby Quotes By Gordon Klingenschmitt: If you get three women and a dog

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby — Gordon Klingenschmitt

Have A Baby Quotes By Kristen Proby: What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have

What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar. — Kristen Proby

Have A Baby Quotes By Joe Haldeman: Have you had your first baby yet? I

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

Have A Baby Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Or people who have one baby and go

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan ... how big is your baby? — Chelsea Handler

Have A Baby Quotes By Ottilie Weber: Baby brother, you've got a heart of gold,

Baby brother, you've got a heart of gold, you always have. I just wish you could remember that and see past the reflection in the mirror. — Ottilie Weber

Have A Baby Quotes By Sadie Frost: From 16 years old, I wanted to have

From 16 years old, I wanted to have a baby, that's all I wanted. — Sadie Frost

Have A Baby Quotes By Roger Ebert: There must be a better reason to have

There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think? — Roger Ebert

Have A Baby Quotes By James Vavasour: If I threw a Frisbee at her head,

If I threw a Frisbee at her head, she would be left with two choices: take a Frisbee in the face or have a baby. — James Vavasour

Have A Baby Quotes By River Savage: There's been a lot of things we haven't

There's been a lot of things we haven't done this year, baby, and that's okay. We don't have to rush. We've got forever." I lean in and kiss her. — River Savage

Have A Baby Quotes By Jane Goodall: When you meet chimps you meet individual personalities.

When you meet chimps you meet individual personalities. When a baby chimp looks at you it's just like a human baby. We have a responsibility to them. — Jane Goodall

Have A Baby Quotes By Kristen Ashley: If a woman love you, truly loves you,

If a woman love you, truly loves you, baby, she lets you be the man you have to be. She doesn't change you into the man she wants you to be. — Kristen Ashley

Have A Baby Quotes By Tim Brookes: Guitar makes even have a word for these

Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists — Tim Brookes

Have A Baby Quotes By Karen Duffy: You become a parent when you have a

You become a parent when you have a baby, no matter how you get there. — Karen Duffy

Have A Baby Quotes By Annette Bening: Don't wait to have a baby! Do it

Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now! — Annette Bening

Have A Baby Quotes By Ravi Zacharias: How have we come to a place in

How have we come to a place in society where millions of babies can be slaughtered and disposed of in the name of progress? Shocking but real. — Ravi Zacharias

Have A Baby Quotes By Louis C.K.: I don't have a gun, but if I

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

Have A Baby Quotes By Noel Gallagher: I don't like John Terry and I never

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

Have A Baby Quotes By Kristan Higgins: I also promise to let you help name

I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-"
"Mistake. We'll have a kid named Chewbacca. — Kristan Higgins

Have A Baby Quotes By Lucy Ellmann: Writing a novel without being asked seems a

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. — Lucy Ellmann

Have A Baby Quotes By Mindy Kaling: Remember, this was back in the '90s, before

Remember, this was back in the '90s, before the only way to be a cool teenager was to have a baby or a reality show (or both). — Mindy Kaling

Have A Baby Quotes By Kate Beckinsale: I have found being a mother has made

I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby. — Kate Beckinsale

Have A Baby Quotes By Mark Twain: Censorship is telling a man he can't have

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. — Mark Twain

Have A Baby Quotes By Ann Romney: The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that

The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby. — Ann Romney

Have A Baby Quotes By Leigh-Allyn Baker: I have a quick shout out to all

I have a quick shout out to all the moms ... I know it's hard, but try to love your body after baby. — Leigh-Allyn Baker

Have A Baby Quotes By Lake Bell: A friend of mine told me, you know

A friend of mine told me, you know your obsession with girls who talk like sexy babies? You have to put that into your script. — Lake Bell

Have A Baby Quotes By Calista Flockhart: I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband /

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog. — Calista Flockhart

Have A Baby Quotes By Jen Hatmaker: Ironically, we practically have to be sainted to

Ironically, we practically have to be sainted to get through the adoption process, but any fool can spawn and have a baby, tra la la. — Jen Hatmaker

Have A Baby Quotes By Candice Bergen: I never used to like babies. I'd always

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one — Candice Bergen

Have A Baby Quotes By Tupac Shakur: Time to heal our women, be real to

Time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, then we'll have a race of babies, that hate the ladies that make the babies. — Tupac Shakur

Have A Baby Quotes By Helen Hunt: You either have a baby, want a baby,

You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. — Helen Hunt

Have A Baby Quotes By Sara Blakely: My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely

Have A Baby Quotes By Larry The Cable Guy: I have thick skin. I'm not a baby.

I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it. — Larry The Cable Guy

Have A Baby Quotes By Jackson C. Frank: Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain. Wherever I have gone, wherever I've been and gone, wherever I have gone ... The blues are all the same. — Jackson C. Frank

Have A Baby Quotes By Evelyn Waugh: I never can understand how two men can

I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby. — Evelyn Waugh

Have A Baby Quotes By W. Somerset Maugham: We have long passed the Victorian Era when

We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby. — W. Somerset Maugham

Have A Baby Quotes By Jodi Picoult: That's the strange thing about being a mother:

That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one — Jodi Picoult

Have A Baby Quotes By Andy Richter: It's a very nice thing to have a

It's a very nice thing to have a baby. — Andy Richter

Have A Baby Quotes By Nicole Richie: I owe the baby my life. I owe

I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now. — Nicole Richie

Have A Baby Quotes By Shakira: When you have a baby, when you feel

When you have a baby, when you feel his love, you feel so at peace with the world. You just want to share the good news and share how happy you feel. — Shakira

Have A Baby Quotes By Frank Wedekind: I was a baby when I came into

I was a baby when I came into the world
otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person. — Frank Wedekind

Have A Baby Quotes By Liane Moriarty: I never believed I was going to have

I never believed I was going to have a baby until I heard her cry. — Liane Moriarty

Have A Baby Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I have a question. Is it okay to

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

Have A Baby Quotes By Jay-Z: We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly We'll

We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly We'll name him history — Jay-Z

Have A Baby Quotes By Trinny Woodall: I had a strong faith that I would,

I had a strong faith that I would, eventually, have a baby. — Trinny Woodall

Have A Baby Quotes By Sloane Crosley: I'm a summer baby, so I usually have

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

Have A Baby Quotes By Paul Mooney: A woman can tell me about her having

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. — Paul Mooney

Have A Baby Quotes By Edith Sitwell: Hot water is my native element. I was

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since. — Edith Sitwell

Have A Baby Quotes By Jenna Dewan: There's a reason women are pregnant for nine

There's a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you're ready to have this baby. — Jenna Dewan

Have A Baby Quotes By David Letterman: Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen -

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. — David Letterman

Have A Baby Quotes By Jessica Simpson: It's so much baby and so much amniotic

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me! — Jessica Simpson

Have A Baby Quotes By June Hunt: Before a baby is born, you have a

Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower. — June Hunt

Have A Baby Quotes By Ally Carter: Let's have a baby, Abs. We've taken down

Let's have a baby, Abs. We've taken down terrorist cells. Surely we can handle one little baby. Spies — Ally Carter

Have A Baby Quotes By Aleck Bourne: I have never known a woman who, after

I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it. — Aleck Bourne

Have A Baby Quotes By Erma Bombeck: I've always felt there are two things a

I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby ... — Erma Bombeck

Have A Baby Quotes By Terry Teachout: Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby

Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot and are growing more so as they totter toward old age. — Terry Teachout

Have A Baby Quotes By Hayley Williams: If I ever did have a baby, it

If I ever did have a baby, it probably would eat people. — Hayley Williams

Have A Baby Quotes By Pia Zadora: I'm at the point in my life when

I'm at the point in my life when I'm ready to have a baby. Something real in a crazy world. — Pia Zadora

Have A Baby Quotes By Roberto Cavalli: I tried immediately to have a baby because

I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life. — Roberto Cavalli

Have A Baby Quotes By Jenny Slate: I think, in general, finding the right time

I think, in general, finding the right time to have a baby is pretty scary. — Jenny Slate

Have A Baby Quotes By Anne Ursu: Someone who thinks of possessing a fountain made

Someone who thinks of possessing a fountain made of a winged baby with water shooting out of its mouth must not have too many troubles. — Anne Ursu

Have A Baby Quotes By Erin Kellison: King shrugged and looked back at Harlen. Please

King shrugged and looked back at Harlen. Please tell me you have a plan. Because my baby girl really likes to color with me. — Erin Kellison

Have A Baby Quotes By Mireille Enos: I don't watch television because I have a

I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless. — Mireille Enos

Have A Baby Quotes By Johnny Mercer: You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos

You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now. — Johnny Mercer