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Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it. — Jean Kerr

Once winter sets in I must have the sun and warmth. I need to be in the sun - I'm a true island baby. — Narciso Rodriguez

You'll have an unbelievable sense of calm when you have a baby. — Ali Hewson

Pete thinks we all have a blacking factory: some awful moment, early on, when we surrender our childish hearts as surely as we lose our baby teeth. — Armistead Maupin

You better have had a baby, killed someone, or slept with a pure. Those are your three options. Anything less is unsuitable. — Jennifer L. Armentrout

He took a long time to answer. I asked which of her brothers had fathered the baby. She told me it could have been either. — Sandra Brown

She'll have a time with that baby and only a tiger for a husband. — Tea Obreht

I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady. — Ruth Warrick

I hope by the time I'm 30 to have a husband and maybe a baby. — Vanessa Hudgens

I never felt ready to have a baby until I was about 37 years old. I knew I always wanted kids someday, but I needed to be 'ready,' ya know? — Constance Marie

I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them. — Spalding Gray

I said, baby, do you have no shame? She just looked at me, uncomprehendingly, like cows at a passing train. — Don Henley

You have a healthy baby boy! The words ring like church bells in the ears of new parents. — Dr. Linda Barboa

Until I can feel as ecstatic about having a baby as I felt about going to New Zealand to search for giant squid, I cannot have a baby. — Elizabeth Gilbert

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. — Phyllis Diller

I am constantly playing younger. I have a baby face. I'm only five-foot-one, so I am used to playing younger. I love it. — Stella Maeve

My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe. — Natasha Leggero

Those black eyebrows! Oh, what if her baby inherited those eyebrows? She'd have to get a special brush. — Maggie Robinson

You're giving me a lot of responsibility here, baby doll. I don't like responsibility." Shocker. "You can handle this, baby doll. I have faith in you. — Elle Kennedy

I don't really want to have a baby; I want to want to have a baby." I longed to feel like everybody else, but I had to face the fact that I did not. — Jeanne Safer

Personally, I'd have a baby just for the epidural. — Chelsea Handler

Boys have penises and girls have vaginas. If they touch at the wrong time, you can make a baby or die. — Eugene Mirman

At 24, I took time off to have a baby, and ever since, I have been juggling modelling with motherhood. — Saffron Aldridge

One [expert] said, 'Always have a baby sitter who is acquainted with your children.' If they were acquainted with my children, they wouldn't sit! — Phyllis Diller

Study, Get a Job, Get Married, Have a Baby and Die. Why nobody wants the prize? — Daniel Marques

A baby, huh?" A wide grin crossed his face. "Damn. I must have some incredible sperm. — Jessica Clare

I have also made this a point in our company: We need to stop taking baby steps and start thinking globally. It really seems to be helping. — Ratan Tata

Oh, sweetie, I'm sorry, you can't have a baby brother, because that would mean that Daddy had sex, and that's never going to happen again. — Christopher Moore

I kissed her, a long hard kiss. Because baby didn't know it, but baby was dead, and in a way I couldn't have loved her more. — Jim Thompson

Such a Big miracle in such a tiny baby. Big things often have small beginnings A baby is God's opinion that life should go on. — Carl Sandburg

When people ask workingwomen, "When are you going to have a baby?" what they're really asking is "When are you going to leave? — Caitlin Moran

I've sort of made up my mind that I have to do my career and I have to be a mother. These are my two responsibilities; of course the baby comes first. — Phoebe Snow

I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby. — Peggy Lee

In Wisconsin they have deep-fried cheese curds, which taste like French fries and heaven had a baby. — Jim Gaffigan

I have no TV, thank God. I haven't heard anything about Tom Cruise, except that he had a baby, I think. — Emmanuelle Beart

She's not a baby anymore, my love, said Tarik softly. That's what we have to accept, you and I. — Soheir Khashoggi

Some people have got advice, some people have got horror stories. I like people that look you in the eye with a glow and say "It's gonna be cool." — Russell Crowe

If you get three women and a dog together and they all mate together they're not gonna have a baby — Gordon Klingenschmitt

What is this Sweet Home Alabama? You have a baby. In a bar. — Kristen Proby

Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months. — Joe Haldeman

Or people who have one baby and go buy a minivan ... how big is your baby? — Chelsea Handler

Baby brother, you've got a heart of gold, you always have. I just wish you could remember that and see past the reflection in the mirror. — Ottilie Weber

From 16 years old, I wanted to have a baby, that's all I wanted. — Sadie Frost

There must be a better reason to have a baby than to provide a plot point in a rom-com. Don't you think? — Roger Ebert

If I threw a Frisbee at her head, she would be left with two choices: take a Frisbee in the face or have a baby. — James Vavasour

There's been a lot of things we haven't done this year, baby, and that's okay. We don't have to rush. We've got forever." I lean in and kiss her. — River Savage

When you meet chimps you meet individual personalities. When a baby chimp looks at you it's just like a human baby. We have a responsibility to them. — Jane Goodall

If a woman love you, truly loves you, baby, she lets you be the man you have to be. She doesn't change you into the man she wants you to be. — Kristen Ashley

Guitar makes even have a word for these baby-boomers-who-alwyas-wanted-to-be-great-guitarists-and-now-have-the-money-to-indulge-those-dreams: dentists — Tim Brookes

You become a parent when you have a baby, no matter how you get there. — Karen Duffy

Don't wait to have a baby! Do it now! — Annette Bening

How have we come to a place in society where millions of babies can be slaughtered and disposed of in the name of progress? Shocking but real. — Ravi Zacharias

I don't have a gun, but if I did, I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth and feel nothing. — Louis C.K.

I don't like John Terry and I never have. He's got funny eyes and he's a cry baby. He's also a Cockney. — Noel Gallagher

I also promise to let you help name any baby your mom and me might have-"
"Mistake. We'll have a kid named Chewbacca. — Kristan Higgins

Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live. — Lucy Ellmann

Remember, this was back in the '90s, before the only way to be a cool teenager was to have a baby or a reality show (or both). — Mindy Kaling

I have found being a mother has made me emotionally raw in many situations. You heart is beating outside your body when you have a baby. — Kate Beckinsale

Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it. — Mark Twain

The thing that's nice about pregnancy is that in the end, you have a baby. — Ann Romney

I have a quick shout out to all the moms ... I know it's hard, but try to love your body after baby. — Leigh-Allyn Baker

A friend of mine told me, you know your obsession with girls who talk like sexy babies? You have to put that into your script. — Lake Bell

I'm not particularly pre-occupied with the husband / baby thing. Besides I have a dog. — Calista Flockhart

Ironically, we practically have to be sainted to get through the adoption process, but any fool can spawn and have a baby, tra la la. — Jen Hatmaker

I never used to like babies. I'd always thought if a baby were more like a chimpanzee, I'd have one — Candice Bergen

Time to heal our women, be real to our women. And if we don't, then we'll have a race of babies, that hate the ladies that make the babies. — Tupac Shakur

You either have a baby, want a baby, or don't want a baby, but you don't nothing a baby if you're in your 30s or 40s. — Helen Hunt

My saddlebags are why Spanx exist! Now that I have a baby I also have a muffin top. — Sara Blakely

I have thick skin. I'm not a baby. Nothing really offends me. If there's something I think might offend me, I don't listen to it. — Larry The Cable Guy

Catch a boat to England baby, maybe to Spain. Wherever I have gone, wherever I've been and gone, wherever I have gone ... The blues are all the same. — Jackson C. Frank

I never can understand how two men can write a book together; to me that's like three people getting together to have a baby. — Evelyn Waugh

We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby. — W. Somerset Maugham

That's the strange thing about being a mother: until you have a baby, you don't even realize how much you were missing one — Jodi Picoult

It's a very nice thing to have a baby. — Andy Richter

I owe the baby my life. I owe this baby everything and I have a responsibility now. — Nicole Richie

When you have a baby, when you feel his love, you feel so at peace with the world. You just want to share the good news and share how happy you feel. — Shakira

I was a baby when I came into the world
otherwise I might have been smart enough to become a different person. — Frank Wedekind

I never believed I was going to have a baby until I heard her cry. — Liane Moriarty

I have a question. Is it okay to drink while you're pregnant ... if you're planning on giving the baby up for adoption? — Chelsea Handler

We'll have a baby who stutters repeatedly We'll name him history — Jay-Z

I had a strong faith that I would, eventually, have a baby. — Trinny Woodall

I'm a summer baby, so I usually have my birthday as a good summer memory. — Sloane Crosley

A woman can tell me about her having a baby, but I'll never know what it is to have a baby. — Paul Mooney

Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since. — Edith Sitwell

There's a reason women are pregnant for nine months; by the end, you're ready to have this baby. — Jenna Dewan

Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives. — David Letterman

It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me! — Jessica Simpson

Before a baby is born, you have a baby shower, not a fetus shower. — June Hunt

Let's have a baby, Abs. We've taken down terrorist cells. Surely we can handle one little baby. Spies — Ally Carter

I have never known a woman who, after her baby was born, was not overjoyed that I had not killed it. — Aleck Bourne

I've always felt there are two things a woman should never do after the age of thirty-five: stand in natural light and have a baby ... — Erma Bombeck

Most 'Monty Python' fans are, of course, baby boomers, who have long been a nostalgic lot and are growing more so as they totter toward old age. — Terry Teachout

If I ever did have a baby, it probably would eat people. — Hayley Williams

I'm at the point in my life when I'm ready to have a baby. Something real in a crazy world. — Pia Zadora

I tried immediately to have a baby because I was so afraid not to have a baby in my life. — Roberto Cavalli

I think, in general, finding the right time to have a baby is pretty scary. — Jenny Slate

Someone who thinks of possessing a fountain made of a winged baby with water shooting out of its mouth must not have too many troubles. — Anne Ursu

King shrugged and looked back at Harlen. Please tell me you have a plan. Because my baby girl really likes to color with me. — Erin Kellison

I don't watch television because I have a tiny baby daughter. I'm useless. — Mireille Enos

You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now. — Johnny Mercer