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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning.
— Amanda Hocking
I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey
— R.J. Dennis
The acid test of politics is not what you say at the hustings, but what you actually do in government.
— Margaret Thatcher
I don't think I'm going to go into Iron Man. I mean, I can't say that I won't go into something like an Iron Man franchise.
— Katie Aselton
I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?"
— Mike Birbiglia
Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me?
— Cora Carmack
I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.'
— Robert Pattinson
We have to take love where we find it. Even if that means hours, days, weeks of disappointment and sadness.
— Paulo Coelho
Because I can't save anybody; not as a doctor, not as a son. And because I can't save anybody, I can't save myself.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Do you know that my very first experience as a composer was a 'Concerto for Accordion?'
— Alfred Schnittke
I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.
— Robert Pattinson
They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail.
— Sophie Kinsella
I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.
— David Sedaris
I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me.
— Mitch Hedberg
My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing.
— Clint Eastwood
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
Life is too short to nurse grudges against people who have said ugly things to you.
— Christy Largent
I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it.
— David Torn
A loyal demon? Who knew," Jo jeers, and I want to hit her."No," Armand's voice lashes out. "It's predictably selfish. — Eliza Crewe
