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I tended to hate people that hit me in the head without warning. — Amanda Hocking

I really hate it when people want to kill me. It makes me think they don't want to be friends. - Raven from Blood of Prey — R.J. Dennis

Don't try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you."
"I hate you, too. — Simone Elkeles

The acid test of politics is not what you say at the hustings, but what you actually do in government. — Margaret Thatcher

I must have killed a lot of cows in a past life for Karma to hate me this much. — Katie McGarry

I don't think I'm going to go into Iron Man. I mean, I can't say that I won't go into something like an Iron Man franchise. — Katie Aselton

I don't smoke a lot of pot anymore. No one wants to hang around a guy who ends every sentence with, "Do you guys hate me?" — Mike Birbiglia

Why does the world hate me? They both laughed, but it wasn't funny. SERIOUSLY. Why does the world hate me? — Cora Carmack

I hate people who cry around me. I'm not friends with them anymore. Especially girls. Cuz girls are crying all the time. It's like, 'Shut up.' — Robert Pattinson

We have to take love where we find it. Even if that means hours, days, weeks of disappointment and sadness. — Paulo Coelho

I hate niggas! I hate em! I wish they'd let me join the Ku Klux Klan! — Chris Rock

Because I can't save anybody; not as a doctor, not as a son. And because I can't save anybody, I can't save myself. — Chuck Palahniuk

Do you know that my very first experience as a composer was a 'Concerto for Accordion?' — Alfred Schnittke

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat. — Robert Pattinson

They said I was a valued customer, now they send me hate mail. — Sophie Kinsella

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally. — David Sedaris

I hate flossing, I wish I just had one long curvy tooth. They didn't have to make separations for me. — Mitch Hedberg

My old drama coach used to say, 'Don't just do something, stand there.' Gary Cooper wasn't afraid to do nothing. — Clint Eastwood

I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!" — Mitch Hedberg

Life is too short to nurse grudges against people who have said ugly things to you. — Christy Largent

I decided I would rather have a day job and love music than to play music that made me hate it. — David Torn

Be your own guide, confidant and advisor. Trust yourself above all others. — Truth Devour

If I have to, I will use one challenge after another to dismantle governmental operations that I consider violations of the Constitution. — Greg Abbott

A loyal demon? Who knew," Jo jeers, and I want to hit her.
"No," Armand's voice lashes out. "It's predictably selfish. — Eliza Crewe

I hate when someone keep on asking me to guess even after I failed to crack twice! — Nelson Jack

Don't you just hate it, when you are in bed with three beautiful women, and the least attractive one whispers: save it for me! — Jim Carrey

I'm just a pack mule. I've played leads and I've played character roles. Any actress in Hollywood will tell you as your age climbs, the leads thin. — Marcia Gay Harden

I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown? — Jesse Ball