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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is.
— Amanda Peterson
You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard.
— Matthew Quick
My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good.
— Jefferson Bethke
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese.
— Zach Galifianakis
My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf.
— Anthony Jeselnik
My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important.
— Christine Taylor
You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain.
— Kiersten White
When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things.
— Russell Brand
It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free.
— Steve McConnell
It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ...
— Mitch Hedberg
It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going.
— Jim Jarmusch
Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard.
— Tom Sizemore
I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny.
— Julie Anne Peters
Hark, how hard he fetches breath.
— William Shakespeare
Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep.
— Richard Peck
Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it.
— Judith Chambers
Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it.
— Elbert Hubbard
Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser.
— Sarah Rees Brennan
Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies.
— Lois Greiman
It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that.
— Christine Celis
Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain?
— Caroline Goode
I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive.
— Dylan Moran
If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers.
— Russell Howard
Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny.
— Julianne Moore
I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.
— Anne Robinson
Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations.
— Chris Lilley
It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny.
— Peter Dinklage
Marriage is making you soft.""Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling
Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard.
— Steven Moffat
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
I wanted to write something tough, hard, sad, but funny.
— Jennifer Niven
what would you call this haircut?"arthur. — George Harrison
I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11."
— Zach Galifianakis
It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then.
— Alex Graves
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
— Seth MacFarlane
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
— Steven Michael Quezada
Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard.
— A.A. Milne
If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves.
— Lane Kirkland
There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence.
— Michelle Obama
Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American.
— Joan Didion
For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question
— Rick Yancey
it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off.
— Emily Franklin
He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise.
— Jussi Adler-Olsen
A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage.
— Mitch Hedberg
Everyone is messed up in their own way. The funny part is we all don't want anyone else to know, so we work so hard to hide it.
— Shana Norris
Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking."
— David Letterman
It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo.
— Mitch Hedberg
My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little.
— Belle Aurora
Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid.
— Dani Alexander
Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid.
— John Wayne
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough.
— John Wyndham
Still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine.
— Charles Dickens
I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard.
— Jenna McCarthy
Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard...
— Haven Kimmel
