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It is funny you know, you spend 12 years of your life learning about things and about life, but they never really tell you how hard life really is. — Amanda Peterson

You call me a princess and sometimes we put on as much gold as we can, and you call me "Jay-Z," and then laugh so hard. — Matthew Quick

My "Christianity" was once again just the American religion of work hard, do good, feel good, and maybe God will say, "We good. — Jefferson Bethke

When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis

When I'm with other people who inspire my silliness or sense of humor, I'm funny. When I sit down to write, it's hard not to be funny. — James Howe

My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf. — Anthony Jeselnik

My family's always been really funny. I feel like comedy's hard. I feel like it's so important. — Christine Taylor

You'll be fine, just some minor burns and hypothermia, which was kind of hard to explain. — Kiersten White

It's hard enough to be a lady writer. Doubly hard to be a funny lady writer. — Jill Soloway

People here are funny. They work so hard at living, they forget how to live. — Robert Riskin

When you bump into your own mom at an orgy, it's hard not to get her to read into certain things. — Russell Brand

It's hard enough to find an error in your code when you're looking for it; it's even harder when you've assumed your code is error-free. — Steve McConnell

History often reads as a hard and grim experience. But people are remarkably resilient and funny, even when the going is very hard. — Jim Murphy

It's a funny thing about love. You can't make it right when it's wrong and you can't make it wrong when it's right, no matter how hard you try. — Arlene James

It's hard to dance if you just lost your wallet. Whoa Where's my wallet But, hey this song is funky ... — Mitch Hedberg

It's hard to get lost if you don't know where you're going. — Jim Jarmusch

Some actors try to play parts and do things they can't do. Being funny is one of them. Being funny's hard. — Tom Sizemore

I don't want to hear what anyone has to say about my life. Living it is hard enough. — C.D. Reiss

I know it's hard on her. If I don't tell her she'll kill me." He pauses. "That was supposed to be funny. — Julie Anne Peters

It's always struck me as funny that guys with scars get a reputation for being hard. It's the ones that cut them you should be looking out for, right? — Louise Welsh

Hark, how hard he fetches breath. — William Shakespeare

Everything is so weird in politics that it's very hard to be funny about it, I think. — Tom Lehrer

Fame is a funny thing, like a secret, both are hard to keep. — Richard Peck

Minimalism is a girl's best asset, blend tones, smudge hard outlines; if all else fails; Photoshop it. — Judith Chambers

It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean. — Mae West

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing. — Homer

Most people like hard work, particularly when they're paying for it. — Elbert Hubbard

I bet she likes it hard, from behind, probably likes to get spanked too. I mean, just look at her, she has a serious come-fuck-me-face. — Ida Lokas

It's just ... how do I put this? Maybe it's just hard for me to imagine turning down something that's so much harder for someone like me to find. — Liz Czukas

The simile has to match the tone of its surroundings and has to be like a little joke. Writing a simile that isn't funny on some level is quite hard. — Ned Beauman

Oooh, hard to say," Angela sneered behind Kami. "Other than live without magic like everybody els, you loser. — Sarah Rees Brennan

Honest friends is kinda nice, but it's hard to beat a big-ass lie and a six-pack of brewskies. — Lois Greiman

It's funny how you can have a broken heart while you're still with someone that you're madly in love with. Life fucks us hard like that. — Christine Celis

Sisterhood is a funny thing. It's easy to recognize, but hard to define. — Pearl Cleage

Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain? — Caroline Goode

I'd be hard-pressed to think of anybody who's made me laugh, who's funny, but who's also relentlessly positive. — Dylan Moran

Labor is a man crowning glory."
"Not this man's."
"I quote Marx"
I raised my hands. The pickaxe handle had been rough.
"I quote blisters. — John Fowles

For me, I've worked hard for people to think I'm funny. — Nikki Cox

If I were to die of anything vaguely sex-related or had taken Viagra, you just know there'd be headlines of 'Russell How-hard' in the newspapers. — Russell Howard

Comedy is ridiculously hard. And if the rhythm is not right, if the music or the line is not right, it's not funny. — Julianne Moore

I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding. — Anne Robinson

I find being funny very hard work. I am always asked about it, and I feel guilty saying that, but it's the truth. I love my work, but it ain't easy. — Madeline Kahn

Fans feel they know me, so they want me to be on-the-spot funny, and it's hard to fulfil their expectations. — Chris Lilley

It was hard doing scenes with Bobby Cannavale because I would break up laughing because he's so funny. — Peter Dinklage

This is a long-delayed, hard-won, and badly needed victory for millions of women. — Patty Murray

Marriage is making you soft."
"Actually, it's making me hard. — Vicky Dreiling

Witty and mean is easy - but fond and funny is hard. — Steven Moffat

It's especially hard to admit that you made a mistake to your parents, because, of course, you know so much more than they do. — Sean Covey

It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse. — Adlai E. Stevenson II

There's a hard shot to LeMaster, he throws Madlock into the dugout. — Jerry Coleman

I wanted to write something tough, hard, sad, but funny. — Jennifer Niven

Remember that there's no one way of doing things ... If you just get a hammer and hit it really hard, whatever it is, I guarantee you it'll open. — Fred Armisen

That's my only goal. Surround myself with funny people, and make sure everyone has a good time and works hard. — Joe Rogan

Graduating from the School of Hard Knocks doesn't always get you to Fort Knox. — Edward Harris

what would you call this haircut?"
arthur. — George Harrison

I'm an American so its kind of hard for me to talk about 9/11. So whenever someone brings it up in a conversation, I say "I didn't like 9/11." — Zach Galifianakis

It's hard to take over the world when you sleep 20 hours a day. — Darby Conley

I love playing a dad. It's hard to find family dramas that are genuinely funny. — Peter Gallagher

It got hard to juggle the funny on set and then even harder in post-production. — Jerusha Hess

It's hard for a man to turn down sex ... if they chase us, we can't run that fast. — Chris Rock

I know my strong points: I work hard, I have talent, I'm funny, and I'm a good person. — Pink

It's funny because 'West Wing' is similar to 'Game of Thrones' in some ways, as it was very hard to pull off back then. — Alex Graves

If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify. — Seth MacFarlane

It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny. — Steven Michael Quezada

It's funny, I can see the science in how music is made with other artists, but it's hard for me to dissect my own thing. — Questlove

Something feels funny. I must be thinking too hard. — A.A. Milne

Achingly funny as it was, Larry Gelbart's writing gave off sparks that turned a hard light on the way we are. — Alan Alda

If hard work were such a wonderful thing, surely the rich would have kept it all to themselves. — Lane Kirkland

There is no magic to achievement. It's really about hard work, choices, and persistence. — Michelle Obama

There are a couple hard things. One, getting a funny idea that people can relate to; a funny idea or a funny script; there's a million pitches. — David Spade

It's not hard to fail ... it's hard to accept you failed ... but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing — Josh Stern

Burroughs's voice is hard, derisive, inventive, free, funny, serious, poetic, indelibly American. — Joan Didion

For a being more advanced than I am, he sure has a hard time answering a simple question — Rick Yancey

it's funny how you can't exactly pick your crush. well, you can, but once it get hold of you, it's hard to shake off. — Emily Franklin

For me to act natural and real but also try to be funny while doing that is hard. — Seth Rogen

When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell. — N.R. Walker

He'd make her work so hard that a job as a cardboard-box presser at the margerine factory would seem like paradise. — Jussi Adler-Olsen

A lollipop is a cross between hard candy and garbage. — Mitch Hedberg

Everyone is messed up in their own way. The funny part is we all don't want anyone else to know, so we work so hard to hide it. — Shana Norris

Comedy is not funny. Comedy is hard work and timing and lots and lots of rehearsals. — Larry Hagman

Tourists - have some fun with New york's hard-boiled cabbies. When you get to your destination, say to your driver, "Pay? I was hitchhiking." — David Letterman

It's hard to fight when you're in a gazebo. — Mitch Hedberg

My brain has farted so hard it might've pooped a little. — Belle Aurora

Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. — Dani Alexander

Life is hard; it's harder if you're stupid. — John Wayne

Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins

I'm a hard act to follow, because when I'm done, I take the microphone with me. — Mitch Hedberg

Pretty nearly any stroke of fate can be made to look like a funny coincidence if you try hard enough and wait long enough. — John Wyndham

Do you recognise me?" he asked. Willie looked hard and considered before finally replying "Lie down so I can recognise you. — Willie Pep

Still his philanthropy was of that gunpowderous sort that the difference between it and animosity was hard to determine. — Charles Dickens

You're just so lucky blood's so hard to get out of the carpet. — Lois Greiman

Workin' so hard every night and day and now we get to lay back. — Gwen Stefani

Trust is hard to come by. That's why my circle is small and tight. I'm kind of funny about making new friends. — Eminem

I don't care how handsome or fabulous or funny the groom is, or how sweet and accommodating the bride, or vice versa. Marriage is hard. — Jenna McCarthy

In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little

Just relax. Everyone around you is working too hard. — Bauvard

It's funny, but if I had to say whom I'm closer to, who knows me better, I'd have a hard time choosing between my husband and my best friend. — Nancy Thayer

Decoupage hit Mooreland pretty hard... — Haven Kimmel

Love is like a war; easy to start but hard to end and you never know where it might take you. — Oscar Wilde

Moms are so hard to understand! They'll never allow us to go on diet for fitness but forcefully make us fast in the name of God!
~Swapna Rajput~ — Swapna Rajput