Hannibal Buress Quotes
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When somebody mangles one of my jokes, that bothers me more than somebody saying that I'm the worst comedian ever.
— Hannibal Buress
I need to have something else going on. I'm able to write a lot if I have an episode of 'Friday Night Lights' going on my computer.
— Hannibal Buress
Acting is fun; it's easier than writing, and if you get on a [TV] show, it draws people to your stand-up. That's ultimately what I'd like to do.
— Hannibal Buress
'SNL' is the first real job I've held for more than a month and a half.
— Hannibal Buress
I'm a dumb guy. My point of view is limited.
— Hannibal Buress
When people go through something rough in life, they say, 'I'm taking it one day at a time.' Yes, so is everybody. Because that's how time works.
— Hannibal Buress
My nephew's always crying. I'm like, 'Dude, why are you crying? Your life is great. All you do is eat apple sauce and take dumps. That's your day.
— Hannibal Buress
I could maybe coach kids' basketball. I know enough about basketball where I feel like I could coach 12-year-olds pretty effectively.
— Hannibal Buress
With sitcom writing, you're trying to write stories.
— Hannibal Buress
I have weird aspirations. Like, I really want to kick a pigeon.
— Hannibal Buress
I play myself on everything I do.
— Hannibal Buress
I can work as a writer, but I wanted to do stand-up.
— Hannibal Buress
I like burritos more than Jesus because steak burritos are delicious. And they're real.
— Hannibal Buress
My dad named me after Hannibal Barca, the Carthaginian general who attacked Rome. But nobody knows about him.
— Hannibal Buress
I remember 'Def Comedy Jam' being a big deal and kids talking about it in school, but it was never, 'I want to do that.'
— Hannibal Buress
There have been times I've been out, and my phone battery is at nine percent, and I was like, 'Time to go home.'
— Hannibal Buress
Comedy is basically self-deprecation.
— Hannibal Buress
I don't want to die before Will Smith 'cause then I miss that awesome 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' marathon.
— Hannibal Buress
In my hometown of Chicago, I'm kind of a medium deal.
— Hannibal Buress
I'd like to be remembered as good person and as one of the best comedians of my generation.
— Hannibal Buress
I like that Barack got that job.
— Hannibal Buress
I really like Halal food.
— Hannibal Buress
I like getting 'Times' articles online. But the actual paper just has too many words.
— Hannibal Buress
If you want to do anything, you got to go do it. Perform a lot, write a lot, make yourself better. Use the Internet, make videos, create content.
— Hannibal Buress
I like to drive nice cars; since I live in New York, and I don't drive there, it's a novelty to be on the road and drive and listen to my music.
— Hannibal Buress
We were talking about urban youth. And by urban I mean lives in a city not urban as in black like white people use it.
— Hannibal Buress
I applied for a job at Starbucks. One of the questions was, 'Why do you want to work at Starbucks?' Uh, because my life is in shambles.
— Hannibal Buress
Don't thank the lord, I gave you that compliment ... Thank me.
— Hannibal Buress
When I'm doing shows I don't need much from a city. All I'm looking for is a good meal and a decent spot to have a couple drinks.
— Hannibal Buress
