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Maybe war is an inevitable product of human nature. Maybe to get rid of war, we have to become something other than human.
— Joe Haldeman
I think any writer keeps going back to some basic theme. Sometimes it's autobiographical. I guess it usually is.
— Joe Haldeman
War is the province of danger and therefore courage above all things is the first quality of a warrior, von Clausewitz maintained.
— Joe Haldeman
But I decided that buying the gift was more for me than for her, anyhow. A commercial kind of substitute for prayer.
— Joe Haldeman
Theism tells men that they are the slaves of a God. Atheism assures men that they are the investigators and users of nature.
— E. Haldeman-Julius
Every band is allowed to do things how they want - including getting on stage in pink pasiley suits and doing TIP TOE THROUGH THE TULIPS.
— J.E. Haldeman
We move to Camp David and we hide. They can't get in there.
— H.R. Haldeman
Don't worry about that, Man, just make out my ticket.
— Joe Haldeman
Haldeman is the only man in America in this generation who let his hair grow for a courtroom appearance.
— Mary McGrory
You live, you die, they throw you on the compost heap. Then you live again, without the inconvenience of consciousness.
— Joe Haldeman
Christ and Buddha,
— Joe Haldeman
I like the physical action of writing down by hand, and I don't just use it for writing my fiction.
— Joe Haldeman
Martyrs have been sincere. And so have tyrants. Wise men have been sincere. And so have fools.
— E. Haldeman-Julius
She said she promised her mother that she would never drink a drop of wine. That was the drop she never drank.
— Joe Haldeman
One rash person in the right place and earth could be a sterile cinder in seconds, but that's been more-or-less true for a century.
— Joe Haldeman
Most science fiction is about white men who are 25 to 30, who are very smart, who face a physical problem and solve it.
— Joe Haldeman
To be true to the mythical conception of a God is to be false to the interests of mankind.
— E. Haldeman-Julius
Have you had your first baby yet? I might have one myself, once they find a way for the man to carry it around the first nine months.
— Joe Haldeman
The worst advice a young writer can get is "Write what you know." Imagination is more important than experience.
— Joe Haldeman
Oriental marionette imitating an occidental gesture.
— Joe Haldeman
I carry a notebook and write down things to do, and I write out thoughts and stuff like that.
— Joe Haldeman
It is pretty well settled that the city is the Negro's great contribution to civilization, for it was in Africa where the first cities grew up.
— E. Haldeman-Julius
I have always valued quiet, and the eternity of it that I face is no more dreadful than the eternity of quiet that preceded my birth.
— Joe Haldeman
There's a place for farts, and there's a place for sharts.
— J.E. Haldeman
A good title is a work of a genius!
— E. Haldeman-Julius
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Politicians cover their mistakes with money; cooks cover their mistakes with mayonnaise; doctors cover theirs with dirt.
— Joe Haldeman
No person can escape Einsteinian relativity, and no soldier or veteran can escape the trauma of war's dislocation.
— Joe Haldeman
All experience is memory, and so everything you write about is from memory-unless you're writing about typing.
— Joe Haldeman
I'm not quite Machiavellian enough to set him up, but if he strays too close to the edge I might give him a nudge.
— Joe Haldeman
Traveling anywhere in the world involves some risk. You could always opt to spend your life cowering under your bed.
— Joe Haldeman
Don't 'write what you know.' Make up something new!
— Joe Haldeman
I watched her walk away and thought that if anybody could make a fighting suit look sexy, it'd be Sean. But even she couldn't.
— Joe Haldeman
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— Joe Haldeman
the Aleph-Null campaign.
— Joe Haldeman
Sitting here in a bar with an asexual cyborg who is probably the only other normal person on the whole goddamned planet.
— Joe Haldeman
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Reality becomes illusory and observer-oriented when you study general relativity. Or Buddhism. Or get drafted.
— Joe Haldeman
If I had had a thing like an iPad when I was a kid, then I never would have gotten into the habit of writing things down by hand.
— Joe Haldeman
Marianne, how's your statistics?" "Math is my worst subject." "But you can program?" "Of course. I'm not illiterate.
— Joe Haldeman
This world was no place for anyone with access to another.
— Joe Haldeman
A good sign that an army has been around too long is that it starts getting top-heavy with officers.
— Joe Haldeman
Table of Contents
— Joe Haldeman
I was too old-fashioned male-chauv to allow that; we discussed for a minute and I wound up with the couch
— Joe Haldeman
You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube.
— H.R. Haldeman
But I remember another image from Earth: the rich dark green grass that grew in graveyards.
— Joe Haldeman
We are getting into semantics again. If we use words, there is a very grave danger they will be misinterpreted.
— H.R. Haldeman
You can't make a date in death's dateless night.
— Joe Haldeman
Well, there's always Nevada," Benny said. "You can buy anything from a hand laser to an atom bomb there.
— Joe Haldeman
He's asleep in the harbor, disguised as dog shit.
— Joe Haldeman
Saul's vitals were not human, but familiar:he never told me he was from another world:
I never told him I was from his future. — Joe Haldeman
Rationalism doesn't require "belief," only observation. The real, measurable world doesn't care what you believe.
— Joe Haldeman
