Haemorrhoid Quotes
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Haemorrhoid Quotes & Sayings
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Knock knock." "Who's there?" said Alaska. I looked at her blankly. About a minute later, I got it, and laughed.
— John Green
I do not think a day passes in my life in which I fail to look with fresh amazement at the miracle of nature.
— Pablo Casals
I decided that if the police couldn't catch the gangsters, I'd create a fellow who could.
— Chester Gould
It doesn't matter what color, sex, religion, age, sexual orientation, etc., everyone should have the same freedoms and liberties.
— Lance Bass
Instead of expending time to train yourself not to be afraid of snakes, avoid them altogether.
— Richard Koch
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when it's on the outside of your ass?
— Billy Connolly
I imagine having that sixth sense, the certainty that what I'm looking for is within reach, even if it's still hidden.
— Jodi Picoult
I couldn't sit in a chair in an office all day.
— Danny Meyer
Rotten, dirty, back-slapping, wine-quaffing, haemorrhoid-hosting, goat-shagging, fart-sniffing, Crispin-loving, gold-snatching bastards!!!
— Aaron D'Este
God is not an Almighty Being watching over life on earth. God is the Event Horizon of Human Consciousness.
— Abhijit Naskar
I have a confession: I'm not a man of simplicity. I spent my entire early career making complex stuff. Lots of complex stuff.
— John Maeda
This is what I want: I want to grab my brother's hand and run back through time, losing years like coats falling from our shoulders.
— Jandy Nelson