Gross Funny Quotes
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Gross Funny Quotes & Sayings
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15Rather, speaking the truth in love, we are to grow up in every way into him who is the head, into Christ,
— Anonymous
what makes it funny to people is that it's a gross distortion of something very familiar. For
— Neal Shusterman
Imbodied spirits constitute the mankind. It is not restricted to the earth only but instead it inhabits all the worlds in space.
— Allan Kardec
There you go. Perfect. And can you still throw up at will like you could in sixth grade? That would be good.
— Adam Rex
The receipts of cookery are swelled to a volume, but a good stomach excels them all; to which nothing contributes more than industry and temperance.
— Michel De Montaigne
Revel in grossness. Leave food in your teeth. Proudly display feminine hygiene products.
— Jennifer Ziegler
Hi folks, I'm Gerry Gross!
— Jerry Coleman
Well, it sure as hell weren't no tree-climbin' horse. (Jack to Abe)
— Seth Grahame-Smith
I am, he thought dimly, watching a vampire take a piss.
— Stephen King
She shuddered. What is it with slobbery kissers? Are they trying to drown us in spit? I mean, Jesus, swallow every now and then.
— Tammara Webber
I understood that the man I was calling for could never ever come back. Because I understood that the man that I was calling for was dead.
— Anne Lamott
I tend to opt for relaxed family holidays when I can.
— Samantha Bond
Gross things sound funny and set people up to listen to something a little uninviting.
— Brian Chippendale
He can thread a needle with a well-turned phrase.
— Don Hewitt