Green Funny Quotes: top 45 famous quotes about Green Funny

Green Funny Quotes & Sayings

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Oh my God, Green," I heard Chubs say from somewhere in the room. "Just take the damn socks
and put the kid out of his misery. — Alexandra Bracken

You will not kill my girlfriend today, International Terrorists of Ambiguous Nationality! — John Green

Let me see you ride a donkey over my green again, and as sure as you have a head upon your shoulders, I'll knock your bonnet off, and tread upon it! — Charles Dickens

It's funny what people will do to be remembered. — John Green

Nerd life is just so much better than regular life. — John Green

I opened the door. He looked down at my shirt and smiled. "Funny," he said.
"Don't call my boobs funny," I answered. — John Green

No headboards were broken. — John Green

I kind of think that everyone who disagrees with me is wrong. — John Green

Greenwich is a funny word, isn't it? All green and witchy. Like soup. — Marissa Meyer

'Doc, I can't stop singing the green green grass of home. 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?' 'It's not unusual.' — Tommy Cooper

Sneaky would be a lime-green Volkswagen. Nobody would suspect the assassins in the lime-green Volkswagen. — Adam Rex

Oh my god, I am a banana. — John Green

You'll find my leg under the coffee table. — John Green

A stockbroker urged me to buy a stock that would triple its value every year. I told him, 'At my age, I don't even buy green bananas.' — Claude Pepper

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. — John Green

What is she doing here? I wondered. Hasn't she had enough green-upping? — Lisa Papademetriou

She's cute, I thought, but you don't need to like a girl who treats you like you're ten: You've already got a mom. — John Green

Miss Green can call a turd a rose if she wants, but that don't mean people's going to be lining up to smell it. — K. Martin Beckner

The thought of you being removed from the rotation is not funny to me. — John Green

I love it when you talk medical to me," he said — John Green

The Side Effects of Dying in Your Pants isn't really funny ... Alright, it's a little funny. — John Green

Was it animal pee or human pee? Someone asked.
How would I know? What, am I an expert in the study of pee? — John Green

It's funny isn't it, how everything's changing all time. Nothing stays still. — Julia Green

What are you assholes looking at?" "Nothing," said Radar. "We're certainly not looking at your eyebrows. — John Green

Jake fried up the fish, cooked rice with garlic, cilantro and green onions. Someday he was going to make some woman a wonderful wife. — Josh Lanyon

Are you trying to be subtle? Because I know you're talking about the honeybunnyless prom tragedy that is my life. — John Green

Green grass breaks through snow,
Artemis pleads for my help,
I am so cool. — Rick Riordan

Funny thing, talking to ghosts," he said. "You can't tell if you're making up their answers or if they are really talking to you. — John Green

God will punish the wicked. But before He does, we will. — John Green

We made love like green is blue. That's because we were only half into it, though for the record I was the blue and she was the disinterested yellow. — Dark Jar Tin Zoo

She is funny without ever being mean. — John Green

They love their hair because they're not smart enough to love something more interesting. — John Green

AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!' he screamed.
'So that's Sara,' I said.
'Yes.'
'She seems nice. — John Green

This one's for Alaska Young! — John Green

It's sad and upsetting when you see somebody crying hysterically, but at the same time it's real funny. — Seth Green

I like you in green,' he said. 'You look as if you're a very beautiful imp.' — Sara Sheridan

Jeff Ross has a new show on Comedy Central where he roasts the news. It'll be perfect for people who find Jon Stewart too handsome and funny. — Seth Green

My eye was drawn to a bright green hue, the same shade as a poisonous Amazonian frog, the tiny, delightfully deadly ones. — Gail Honeyman

Who is Incredible Hulk ?
..A monster man who took "Go Green" too seriously. — Gaurav Rao

And there's the man in the green flag! — Murray Walker

Why, why in the blue-green world write this sort of thing? Funny written culture, I guess; we pass things on. — Annie Dillard

I'm telling you, Augustus Waters talked so much that he'd interrupt you at his own funeral. — John Green

I mean, we're ninjas."
"Well maybe you're a ninja," I said
"You're just a really loud, awkward ninja," Margo said, "but we are both ninjas. — John Green

I wish I knew how to quit you, Tumblr. — John Green

The pigs can't stop the fox; I'm too quick,' Takumi said to himself. I can rhyme while I run; I'm that slick. — John Green