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Greatest Funny Quotes By Max Euwe: Whoever sees no other aim in the game

Whoever sees no other aim in the game than that of giving checkmate to one's opponent will never become a good Chess player. — Max Euwe

Greatest Funny Quotes By Ron Pickering: Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner,

Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front — Ron Pickering

Greatest Funny Quotes By W. H. Auden: I sit in one of the divesOn Fifty-second

I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade — W. H. Auden

Greatest Funny Quotes By Sebastian Coe: I'm a Chelsea season-ticket holder, and I've supported

I'm a Chelsea season-ticket holder, and I've supported them for 37 years, so any judgment of Manchester United by me is seen as biased. — Sebastian Coe

Greatest Funny Quotes By Lance Reddick: It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest

It's funny, because in drama school, my greatest strength was my range. So my early career was like that: I played all kinds of different characters. — Lance Reddick

Greatest Funny Quotes By Sam Smith: I want to be rich in all the

I want to be rich in all the foods I've tasted and all the places I've been and all the people I've kissed. — Sam Smith

Greatest Funny Quotes By LaDainian Tomlinson: I would love to spend my whole career

I would love to spend my whole career in Scan Diego because I accept the challenge of turning this team around. — LaDainian Tomlinson

Greatest Funny Quotes By Jeane Kirkpatrick: Mr. President, we've taken off our "Kick Me"

Mr. President, we've taken off our "Kick Me" sign. — Jeane Kirkpatrick

Greatest Funny Quotes By Steven Wright: Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.

Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand. — Steven Wright

Greatest Funny Quotes By Josh Billings: The greatest thief this world has ever produced

The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large. — Josh Billings

Greatest Funny Quotes By Celine Dion: To have your niece die in your arms

To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god. — Celine Dion

Greatest Funny Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: My hair has never been my greatest feature,

My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on. — Jennifer Aniston

Greatest Funny Quotes By ABC: Look under your bed and you will know

Look under your bed and you will know the greatest thief in your room. — ABC

Greatest Funny Quotes By Sonia Choquette: May you walk in beauty.

May you walk in beauty. — Sonia Choquette

Greatest Funny Quotes By David Niven: Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. — David Niven

Greatest Funny Quotes By Chogyam Trungpa: Fearlessness comes from working with the softness of

Fearlessness comes from working with the softness of the human heart. — Chogyam Trungpa

Greatest Funny Quotes By Steve Martin: The greatest thing you can do is surprise

The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself. — Steve Martin

Greatest Funny Quotes By Mariah Carey: I loved Jordan. He was one of the

I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time. — Mariah Carey

Greatest Funny Quotes By Damien Fahey: Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human

Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread. — Damien Fahey

Greatest Funny Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: If someone says you're weird, say thank you.

If someone says you're weird, say thank you. — Ellen DeGeneres

Greatest Funny Quotes By Gabrielle Burton: No one has a corner on depression, but

No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it. — Gabrielle Burton

Greatest Funny Quotes By John Krasinski: Being funny is one of my greatest strengths.

Being funny is one of my greatest strengths. I can make girls smile when they're down, and when they're having a good time, I can carry on the joke. — John Krasinski