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Mary Decker Slaney, the world greatest front runner, I shouldn't be surprised to see her at the front
— Ron Pickering
I sit in one of the dives
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade — W. H. Auden
On Fifty-second Street
Uncertain and afraid
As the clever hopes expire
Of a low dishonest decade — W. H. Auden
I'm a Chelsea season-ticket holder, and I've supported them for 37 years, so any judgment of Manchester United by me is seen as biased.
— Sebastian Coe
I want to be rich in all the foods I've tasted and all the places I've been and all the people I've kissed.
— Sam Smith
I would love to spend my whole career in Scan Diego because I accept the challenge of turning this team around.
— LaDainian Tomlinson
Mr. President, we've taken off our "Kick Me" sign.
— Jeane Kirkpatrick
Everyone who believes in psychokinesis raise my hand.
— Steven Wright
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
My hair has never been my greatest feature, so that was funny enough unto itself that my hair became so focused on.
— Jennifer Aniston
May you walk in beauty.
— Sonia Choquette
Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life.
— David Niven
Fearlessness comes from working with the softness of the human heart.
— Chogyam Trungpa
The greatest thing you can do is surprise yourself.
— Steve Martin
Forget the Bible, the greatest argument against human evolution is a YouTube comment thread.
— Damien Fahey
If someone says you're weird, say thank you.
— Ellen DeGeneres
No one has a corner on depression, but housewives are working on it.
— Gabrielle Burton