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Nix and Emma: 'Looks like you just found a new talent.''Great. Why couldn't I be good at underwater origami or something? — Kresley Cole
When I get real bored, I like to drive downtown and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask if I'm leaving.
— Steven Wright
Not that it isn't great to see you. But it's not so great for you. What'd you do wrong? Laugh at his dick?
— Margaret Atwood
My wife a great driver, she once hit a deer. It was in a zoo. There is a pair of shoes on the dashboard. They belong to the last guy she hit
— Rodney Dangerfield
The small amount of foolery wise men have makes a great show.
— William Shakespeare
No tricks, Syn," Ryder growled from where he stood a few feet away."Tricks are for kids, silly rabbit," I said — Amelia Hutchins
Get the right people on the bus and in the right seat.
— James C. Collins
I believe great things are ahead for each of us. Now we just have to go ahead and create them.
— Tom Althouse
During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one.
— Jerry Stiller
There have been two great narcotics in European civilisation: Christianity and alcohol.
— Friedrich Nietzsche
It was funny how heartbreak turned into great art.
— Jennifer Probst
I can't find someone funny whom I don't like. Hitler told great jokes. I didn't find it funny at all.
— Ricky Gervais
I love Ice Cube and Charlie Day. They're brilliant men, great actors and very funny people.
— Tracy Morgan
Great, Alexia thought, I have gone from soul sucker to electrical ground. The epithets just get sweeter and sweeter.
— Gail Carriger
Thought for the day: Twitter ... 140 character limit ... must be a great tool for fortune cookie writers ...
— E.A. Bucchianeri
I went out with this girl the other night, she wore this real slinky number ... She looked great going down the stairs.
— Milton Jones
As long as you're excited about what you're playing, and as long as it comes from your heart, it's going to be great.
— John Frusciante
The great William Shakespeare said, "What's in a name?" He also said, "Call me Billy one more time and I will stab you with this ink quill.
— Cuthbert Soup
I love Nudge, Nudge is a great kid, but that motormouth of hers couldhave turned Mother Teresa into an ax murderer — James Patterson
I don't want to die ... I don't want to die poor. Two great motivators in the history of human cultures.
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
Xavier would be such a great burger. He's all covered in spread ...
— Robert Pattinson
We had 1 book, the phone book, I've read it, it wasn't a great read, lots of characters, and on the end loads of polish people turn up.
— Stephen K. Amos
His was a great sin who first invented consciousness. Let us lose it for a few hours.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
He caught her staring and smiled-not a conceited I-work-out-and-have-a-great-body type smirk, but more of a I'm-a-boy; you're-a-girl; life is good.
— Cherise Sinclair
One of my favorite comedies is 'Groundhog Day' and 'Scrooged.' I love Bill Murray, and I think he's a great example of an actor who is funny.
— Fiona Gubelmann
I think it's great when dramatic actors do lighter, funny roles.
— Noureen DeWulf
Great minds think alike-especially when they are female.
— Christina Dodd
I love writing with Adam Lambert. He's really funny and very fun, he's a great friend.
— Bonnie McKee
Like all great adventures, this one started with someone trying to get laid. King Menelaus didn't go to Troy for the baklava.
— Mark Leiren-Young
Marriage is great. It'll calm you down - that and neutering.
— Kevin Nealon
If you ask who I aspire to, well, if a single line of mine was as funny as P. G. Wodehouse can be, that would be great.
— Nick Harkaway
Never admit that your back goes out more than you do
— Joan Rivers
Michael Bates was a very funny actor; he'd served in India, could speak Urdu, and had great comic timing.
— Sanjeev Bhaskar
Love has a way of making the sane insane and the insane normal.
— Shannon L. Alder
I was often the only white girl in the Indian dance class. That felt funny, but doing Indian dance was great.
— Roselee Goldberg
Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
— Golda Meir
A little vanilla never hurt anybody." He nipped her ankle. "Great shoes by the way. Sexy as hell.
— Hanna Lui
Boxing is a great exercise ... as long as you can yell "cut" whenever you want to.
— Sylvester Stallone
Acting is all about big hair and funny props ... All the great actors knew it. Olivier knew it, Brando knew it.
— Harold Ramis
I was extremely lucky that I had two great wives. It sounds a bit funny to say that, but it's absolutely true.
— Edmund Hillary
It is difficult to be funny and great at the same time. Aristophanes and Moliere and Mark Twain must sit below Aristotle and Bossuet and Emerson.
— Stephen Leacock
When I was 12, I snapped my arm in two. My wrist still has a funny bump because they didn't join it back together so great.
— Jessica De Gouw
No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.
— Ivan Stoikov
A blanket is great for covering things, like the dead guy, I just killed with this brick.
— Nicole McKay
Archbishop: "God is with us!"William the Great : "Bishop, if God is with us, then he is not with them, congratulations!
We are victorious! — Arash Pakravesh
A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
— G. Gordon Liddy
You must be careful when you ask people whether they're happy; it's a question that can upset them a great deal.
— Francois Lelord
I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.
— Peter Farrelly
Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans.
— Karina Halle
If my hair was on fire and llamas came to put it out, he'd tell me the shot was great.
— Erin Dionne
She asked if I loved another woman, so I answered honestly and said, Dinner was great, but I could go for dessert.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
Great. So he's a genius. Fifty points for Ivanclaw.
— Margaret Stohl
Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too.
— Reba McEntire
Nature, time and patience are three great physicians.
— Henry George Bohn
I had a tumor. But it was great.
— David Rakoff
Blankets make great traps for the clinically insane, but a straightjacket might work better.
— Nicole McKay
It really seems to me that in the midst of great tragedy, there is always the horrible possibility that something terribly funny will happen.
— Philip K. Dick
It's rude to stare, but the great thing about staring at a sedated person is that they don't know you're doing it.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Sites like Funny or Die and College Humor are great, but I'd say it's appealing to 80% men and 20% women.
— Zooey Deschanel
You see, we're America the Beautiful, not "America Well At Least She Has A Great Personality".
— Stephen Colbert
Hoover, if elected, will do one thing that is almost incomprehensible to the human mind: he will make a great man out of Coolidge.
— Clarence Darrow
My dad died, and my grandfather died, and my great-grandfather died. And the guy before him, I don't know. Probably died.
— Norm MacDonald
Well first of all, I'd just like to say that 2005 was a great year, if you like swimming through crap.
— Lewis Black
What a great hitch to pit!
— Jerry Coleman
Racism is not funny, because it won't solve anything, but making it worst instead, because racism is the reason the world is no longer great.
— Werley Nortreus
Posting dramatic charts or funny pictures is good and giving people smart reasons to believe what they already think is great.
— Derek Thompson
That's great, tell him he's Pele and get him back on.
— John Lambie