Grandma Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Grandma

Grandma Quotes & Sayings

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When I was younger, my grandma taught me how to cut patterns and sew. — Kylie Minogue

Life is what you make it. — Grandma Moses

Seeing Grandma this way, it makes me know for certain that everything about a person will show up in another person in the family. — Heidi W. Durrow

We live in Houston, Texas!" Grandma wiped her hands with a rag. "You'd get heat stroke. — Ilona Andrews

My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water. — Sloane Stephens

Does my grandma count as a bodyguard? — Holly Hood

Losing Grandma, just when I'd found her again. A waterfall of flowers brightened her funeral, but they couldn't disguise the stench of death. — Ellen Hopkins

Nothing belongs to you. It didn't matter that Grandma gave the cookbook to me. All Mama had to do was hold it in her hands and it was hers. — Bryn Greenwood

Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you. — John Green

Being pretty on the inside means you don't hit your brother and you eat all your peas - that's what my grandma taught me. — Lord Chesterfield

Grandmother. The true power behind the power. — Lisa Birnbach

Mommy," Cliff called. "Mommy, I have to tell you something. Mommy! Grandma is kind of mean." "I know, sweetheart, don't worry," Ruby said. — Tui T. Sutherland

Grandma said that a skillet's good for three things: frying chicken, baking corn bread, and going upside an obstinate man's head. — Lisa Shearin

My grandma said "if you do good, you do it to yourself", "if you do bad, you do it to yourself."
Be wise and do good. — Lailah Gifty Akita

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco. — Jeff Foxworthy

To resist the urge to kick my grandma I grabbed a roll, ripped it in half, and proceeded to slather it with butter. — Micalea Smeltzer

We invited that nice young man, Dave Brewer, who swindled all those people out of their houses, Grandma said, pulling a meatloaf out of the oven. — Janet Evanovich

I was the only one who knew what she was really like. My grandma was one evil cu**". — Stuart Francis

My grandma has fake teeth but her smile is real — Jason Myers

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him. — Carson Daly

Almost everybody I know has died," Grandma said. "Bunch of wimps. — Janet Evanovich

Love should feel like a hand sewn quilt made by grandma, wrapping you up on a cold winter morning. — Carroll Bryant

I look back on my life like a good day's work, it was done and I am satisfied with it. — Grandma Moses

That shooting gave me an appetite," she said. "Somebody pass
me the potatoes."
Grandma Mazur — Janet Evanovich

Both my mom and my grandma were really big influences on me not only by being strong and teaching me to be strong but also owning their salt as well. — Miranda Lambert

Are you hungry?" Grandma asked me. "Do you need breakfast?" "I'm famished! — Janet Evanovich

Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew. — Francis Norris, 1st Earl Of Berkshire

If you know somethin' well, you can always paint it but people would be better off buyin' chickens. — Grandma Moses

Did I at least look kick ass?" "In your baggy tee, grandma bathing suit and ripped shorts?" he grimaced. "Oh yeah. Totally kick ass. — Alessandra Torre

Over the river and through the woods, grandma has fallen down. The police save the day, and haul me away, from the shitty all-white town. — Amy Harmon

I'll say she's brave," Grandma chimes in. "She's going to England day after tomorrow to hump some guy she barely knows. — Meg Cabot

Grandma pulled a .44 magnum out of her purse. Everybody duck, and I'll shoot out his tires. — Janet Evanovich

I went to visit my grandma. I meant to stay for two days, but ended up staying two months. (So I overslept a little). — Jarod Kintz

Grandma cheated whenever she could. She cheated because it was a much more scientific and surer way of winning than trusting to luck. — Allan Sherman

Screw you, Aech! And your dead grandma! — Ernest Cline

Perfect love sometimes does not come until the first grandchild. — Gore Vidal

what is is, as Grandma Win used to say, and what can't be cured must be endured, and laugh and the world laughs with you but cry and you cry alone. — Margaret Atwood

Your grandma was a slave once upon a time make her feel free — Martellis Thurmand

I don't want just 25-year-old girls watching my show. I want Grandma, Grandpa and Mom and Dad and the kids. I just want everyone to hear good music. — Drake Bell

Grandma being possessed by a murderous demon from hell makes perfect sense to me, — Meg Cabot

I'm going to be the scariest grandma in the world. — Laini Taylor

If I didn't ever model? I would be back in Kansas. I would probably end up being a pastry chef. My grandma taught me how to make a pie. — Lindsey Wixson

Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma. — E.B. White

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters. — Jacki Weaver

Grandma, how old is she?"
"Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. — Richard Peck

My grandma forbid us from describing ourselves as poor. She said, 'we're broke.' Because broke is temporary. — Deval Patrick

Pleased to meet you, Grandma,' I said. — Jeannette Walls

How is it going with your boyfriend?;););) - text from Grandma Frida — Ilona Andrews

There was a group of six women in my household. My mom, aunts and grandma. I watched them in the kitchen. — George Tillman Jr.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist! — Janet Evanovich

What the fuck is legal in this universe? Stars eat each other, wolves eat the pigs, and Grandma fucks over Little Red Riding Hood. — Rawi Hage

We have all felt those emotions in these last few days. So what I say to you now, as your queen and as a grandmother, I say from my heart. — Queen Elizabeth II

Saved by the grandma"
Ranger — Janet Evanovich

My grandma has said many of the things her character says. But she was much nicer! I made her meaner for dramatic purposes. — Nicole Holofcener

escape. Please hold my hand. My gret grandma seys that if you die holding the hand of the one ya love, you'll — Rowan Wisce

My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook. — Sandra Lee

I would love to do top of pops as a grandma. — Tina Charles

Current creation has exiled the turning wheel, and the same law of advancement makes the lady of today an alternate lady from her grandma. — Susan B. Anthony

Did you know that darkness has a taste, Grandma? — Jo Nesbo

Pay attention. Driving is a privilege." "Whateves, Grandma M. — A.G. Howard

My granddad used to say, If everybody liked the same thing, they'd all be after your grandma. — Gary Mule Deer

This was something Grandma Tilly couldn't understand
how war promises a boy it can make a man out of him. — Richard Peck

A grandma is old on the outside and young on the inside. — John Wright

Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, 'Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?' — Alan Alda

Mom told me, "It probably gets pretty lonely to be Grandma, don't you think?" I told her, "It probably gets pretty lonely to be anyone. — Jonathan Safran Foer

All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma. — Feist

As a kid, my grandma would be dancing all the time. — Victor Cruz

I would never sit back in a rocking chair, waiting for someone to help me. — Grandma Moses

My poor sister was forced to be in the plays that I would write. We would go to my grandma's retirement building and perform 'Phantom of the Opera.' — Lindy Booth

I'll meet you there, pumpkin," Grandma said. "And I'll bring my sword with me. — Jennifer Estep

Maybe it was me," Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart? — Janet Evanovich

I just wanted to see how it felt to shoot Grandma. — Edmund Kemper

Grandma, I think you might be a little freaky. — Siera London

The one thing I could do with my eyes closed is my Grandma's schnecken. — Tom Douglas

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing. — Mavis Staples

Grandma Ponder said, Show me a man wears a diamond ring, and I'll show you a wife beater. — Eudora Welty

Grandma always has an opinion, especially about other people. — Renata Suerth

Grandma Vera said something I've treasured since: "If you read something often enough, no one can take it away from you." How — Terry L. Paulson

Grandma once told me it's easy to overthink love, to dissect it and question it until it is no more. — Ellen Hopkins

a Sicilian grandma is a formidable opponent — Traci Andrighetti

As grandma said, if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all — A. J. Jacobs

I think we should wean Grandma. — Renata Suerth

as his mother told Grandma Marie, there are no words for some — Chris Abani

Man, after all my grandma put into me learning the piano, that was a hard day, telling her I was telling jokes for a living. — Jamie Foxx

Mom?" Mother turned to Grandmother.
"What?"
"She's going to lunch with her kidnapper!"
"Take a picture for me," Grandma said. — Ilona Andrews

I used to get a lot of people saying 'Oh, you are such a lucky granny.' But the fact of the matter is you can be a grandma at 35 these days. — Jo Brand

I can't help the terms of endearment. I "Honey, Sweetie, Baby" everyone, from my grandma to the mailman. It's a nurse thing. Molly — Lucey Phillips

Memory is a painter. Paintin's not important. The important thing is keepin' busy. — Grandma Moses

Face and figure from my dad's mother, Grandma Sadie, who was tall, — Jennifer Weiner

Grandma Alice insists he's alive, and my mother raised me never to contradict anyone who regularly carries grenades). — Seanan McGuire

I'm glad we're sitting here now. Even if it does smell like a grandma convention. — Leanne Hall

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself. — James Finn Garner

Mystery Men you can take grandma, you can take everyone to see this film. — Kel Mitchell

I'm very close to my parents and my grandma. — Emeraude Toubia

We all love being outdoors. Grandma was in her garden or fishing; Mama loves to fish and I love to be outside. We all love the Lord. — Reba McEntire

What's on your bucket list?" I asked. "I got six things so far," Grandma said. "First off, I want new breasts. These ones I got are a mess. — Janet Evanovich

Button, I am pretty sure more than one Mason has had carnal knowledge of their partner at that table and not just me. Grandma included. — Alex Morgan

My grandma would quote Abraham Lincoln all the time: "Whatever you do in life, be a good one." — Donald Cerrone

Man, Grandma, what big hair you have."
"The better to style with, my dear. — Neal Shusterman

I had a dream where I drank my own grandma. What she was doing disguised as a bottle of booze isn't entirely clear to me. — Jarod Kintz