Grampa Simpson Rants Quotes

Is there anything so grave and serious as an ass? — Michel De Montaigne

I'm a blue-shirt guy. — Billy Bush

The New York gallery scene being as incredibly overpopulated and overmoneyed as it is, deep conflicts and contradictions aren't hard to find. — Jerry Saltz

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end. — Scott Adams

It's not about the church meeting your needs; it's about joining the mission of God's people to meet the world's needs. — Brian D. McLaren

The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what it means to you to achieve it. — Dwayne Johnson

Hockey would be a great game ... if played in the mud. — Jimmy Cannon

Remember that there are only two safe places to store a gun: on your person, and in a locked, secured container. — Grant Cunningham

The life of an actor is very hard irrespective of the continent you are in. It is doubly hard when you are only eligible for minority roles. — Kabir Bedi

We all start not knowing what to do. — Anne McKevitt

We're up at almost seven billion people on the planet and most of that growth has been in the developing world. — Kevin Bales

Newton's Fourth Law: Every action has an equal and opposite satisfaction. — Dorothy Parker

It is hard work to win back love. But don't give up. Those who persevere find more happiness in earning love than they do in gaining it. — Patricia St. John

Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money off them. — Mark Twain

Our Lady showed us a great sea of fire which seemed to be under the earth. - Sister Lucia Dos Santos — Peter J. Tanous