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Gould's Quotes By Sasha Gould: Happiness can be a cruel thing in the

Happiness can be a cruel thing in the face of someone else's grief. — Sasha Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I try to live in the moment, but

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's

Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: My life is just like Breaking Bad except

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dennis Lehane: What's your name?""Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?""Wanted.""By

What's your name?"
"Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?"
"Wanted."
"By all the girls or just the law? — Dennis Lehane

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Does anyone remember how we used to get

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes! — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: The causes of life's history [cannot] resolve the

The causes of life's history [cannot] resolve the riddle of life's meaning. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Thomas Bernhard: It is not just Gould's playing but the

It is not just Gould's playing but the fact that he stopped playing, turned his back on the world, that fascinated Bernhard. It — Thomas Bernhard

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Marriage is like a row boat: it fits

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Just saw a woman with a big tattoo

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Laurie R. King: I slept in the bedroom used by Sabine

I slept in the bedroom used by Sabine Baring-Gould's wife when I was researching 'The Moor,' and later the Jamaica Inn on Bodmin Moor. — Laurie R. King

Gould's Quotes By Steven Gould: A hungry man thinks only about how he

A hungry man thinks only about how he can feed his family today. He doesn't care that how he feeds them today destroys his children's tomorrow. — Steven Gould

Gould's Quotes By Morton Gould: It's not a special taste. An American composer

It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. — Morton Gould

Gould's Quotes By Andrew Gould: I don't know the time frame exactly, but

I don't know the time frame exactly, but it's clear they're all going to want to start spending money again. — Andrew Gould

Gould's Quotes By Peter Gould: I think the ultimate thing in some ways

I think the ultimate thing in some ways for any writer is to work on a character who's going to have a life for a long time. — Peter Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: How come, when people wear half shirts, it's

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half? — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: All evolutionary biologists know that variation itself is

All evolutionary biologists know that variation itself is nature's only irreducible essence ... I had to place myself amidst the variation. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Glenn Gould: One does not play the piano with one's

One does not play the piano with one's fingers, one plays the piano with one's mind. — Glenn Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Alexander Gould: Yeruham's small. You walk five minutes, and you're

Yeruham's small. You walk five minutes, and you're in the desert. — Alexander Gould

Gould's Quotes By John Gould: I don't read anything anymore. I don't have

I don't read anything anymore. I don't have the eyesight. I read my own copy, that's all. I think I've read everything that's worth reading. — John Gould

Gould's Quotes By George Burns: Being an actor is easy, just picture someone

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years. — George Burns

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: A big blizzard proves there's no global warming

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: What's important is that all human knowledge be

What's important is that all human knowledge be made available to all intelligent people who want to learn it. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I bet when all the punctuation marks have

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: It's nice to live in a country that

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Steven Gould: It's a Glock. You squeeze that part, things

It's a Glock. You squeeze that part, things come out of that part. Very fast. — Steven Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: What's a farmer's market without some guy singing

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill! — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Elliott Gould: There's nothing more arrogant or conceited than youth,

There's nothing more arrogant or conceited than youth, and there's nothing other than machinery that can replace youth. — Elliott Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Having kids means there's always someone around to

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Steven Gould: God's Blessing are more numerous than those growing

God's Blessing are more numerous than those growing trees. /Muhammad Abdullah Hassan, Defeat of the Infidels/ — Steven Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: What you see is that the most outstanding

What you see is that the most outstanding feature of life's history is a constant domination by bacteria. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: Science is all those things which are confirmed

Science is all those things which are confirmed to such a degree that it would be unreasonable to withhold one's provisional consent. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be.

Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: As I die, and my life flashes before

As I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By David Mamet: Fox: It's lonely at the top.Gould: But it

Fox: It's lonely at the top.
Gould: But it ain't crowded. — David Mamet

Gould's Quotes By Peter Gould: The problem and the question on 'Breaking Bad'

The problem and the question on 'Breaking Bad' is always 'Where is Walt's head at?' — Peter Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: If I'm alone in the car and I

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised ... — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I'm of the generation of kids where the

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Emily Gould: Unless your aim is to deceive, there's not

Unless your aim is to deceive, there's not a meaningful distinction between memoir and fiction. They're marketing categories. — Emily Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: If there's one thing worse than being really

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's

Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Today I saw a guy who looked like

Today I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I look reflected in the pond! — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Chester Gould: The pathways of crime are clearly marked. There's

The pathways of crime are clearly marked. There's a doublecross on every corner. — Chester Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: If life begins at conception, but you can

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything? — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Earthquakes would be great if they could hit

Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: The simple act of smiling at people makes

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Sabine Baring-Gould: God's truth is helped by no man's ignorance.

God's truth is helped by no man's ignorance. — Sabine Baring-Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Why is it, when I have nothing to

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: There's nothing like a clown with a boner

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I don't like to generalize, but if you

I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door ... — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Steven Gould: What did you - " He swallowed. His

What did you - " He swallowed. His voice was raspy. "What did you do to him?"
"Sightseeing. Your turn."
He shivered. "No, that's all right. — Steven Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: When you break life down, it's about 100%

When you break life down, it's about 100% time management. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: To really make it look like Santa came,

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: The more women walk around in sweat pants,

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's

Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: In the midst of all the candy and

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Have you ever had a gay friend lose

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look ... great? — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: It's been years since any hillbilly has reported

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us? — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: A lot of people have a particular song

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Robert Gould Shaw: In theory it may seem all right to

In theory it may seem all right to some, but when it comes to being made the instrument of the Lord's vengeance, I myself don't like it. — Robert Gould Shaw

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: We would have never gotten mace had someone

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Every time I fold the baby's clothes I

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Why do I always meet women as I'm

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Just because one pedophile is a football coach,

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dave Gould: Come on, somebody be brave.

Come on, somebody be brave. — Dave Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I don't really like myself, but I'm way

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: This is just a hunch, but I bet

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I was an altar boy in the Roman

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid ... — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew! — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Here's something you never hear: Now that I've

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism! — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Is it still okay to make fun of

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: A lot of people are looking for their

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: There's a big difference between poll workers and

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Every time the circus comes to town, I

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: Any decent writer writes because there's some deep

Any decent writer writes because there's some deep internal need to keep learning. — Stephen Jay Gould

Gould's Quotes By Bobby Gould: I want to see the stats for how

I want to see the stats for how many crosses there have been; it's been incredulous — Bobby Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and

Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: The Elephant Man claimed his head was big

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Tom Wolfe: The first person to refer to Darwin's tales

The first person to refer to Darwin's tales as Just So Stories was a Harvard paleontologist and evolutionist, Stephen Jay Gould, in 1978.61 — Tom Wolfe

Gould's Quotes By Jack Gould: Why not pick up the new full-length motion

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's
home TV receiver? — Jack Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I know that big, important things don't just

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Emily Gould: When you write in the third person, you

When you write in the third person, you get to imagine other people's interiority. — Emily Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: I don't want to appear to be placing

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault. — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm! — Dana Gould

Gould's Quotes By Bobby Gould: I was born and bred in Coventry. I

I was born and bred in Coventry. I played for the club as well, so that's where my liaisons lie. — Bobby Gould

Gould's Quotes By Dana Gould: Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety. — Dana Gould