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Happiness can be a cruel thing in the face of someone else's grief. — Sasha Gould

I try to live in the moment, but by the time I get there it's too late. — Dana Gould

Getting plastic surgery in your late 70's, it's kind of like painting your house as the fire approaches. Just die, there's no shame in it. — Dana Gould

My life is just like Breaking Bad except instead of a chemistry teacher I'm just a guy and instead of making meth I don't do much. — Dana Gould

What's your name?"
"Emma Gould," she said. "What's yours?"
"Wanted."
"By all the girls or just the law? — Dennis Lehane

Does anyone remember how we used to get cash before ATM's? Did we have to go inside the bank? Then what? We lived like apes! — Dana Gould

The causes of life's history [cannot] resolve the riddle of life's meaning. — Stephen Jay Gould

It is not just Gould's playing but the fact that he stopped playing, turned his back on the world, that fascinated Bernhard. It — Thomas Bernhard

Approached literally, there's but a hair's difference between You'd better not pout, you'd better not cry, and Don't scream. — Dana Gould

Marriage is like a row boat: it fits two, it doesn't work on auto-pilot and it's very difficult to have sex in. — Dana Gould

Just saw a woman with a big tattoo of Jesus on her back. I guess it's an ixnay on the oggy style-day. — Dana Gould

I slept in the bedroom used by Sabine Baring-Gould's wife when I was researching 'The Moor,' and later the Jamaica Inn on Bodmin Moor. — Laurie R. King

A hungry man thinks only about how he can feed his family today. He doesn't care that how he feeds them today destroys his children's tomorrow. — Steven Gould

It's not a special taste. An American composer should have something to say to a cab driver. — Morton Gould

I don't know the time frame exactly, but it's clear they're all going to want to start spending money again. — Andrew Gould

I think the ultimate thing in some ways for any writer is to work on a character who's going to have a life for a long time. — Peter Gould

How come, when people wear half shirts, it's always the top half? — Dana Gould

All evolutionary biologists know that variation itself is nature's only irreducible essence ... I had to place myself amidst the variation. — Stephen Jay Gould

One does not play the piano with one's fingers, one plays the piano with one's mind. — Glenn Gould

Our grocery store now has self-checkout, for your convenience. It's like getting punched in the throat, for your comfort. — Dana Gould

Yeruham's small. You walk five minutes, and you're in the desert. — Alexander Gould

I don't read anything anymore. I don't have the eyesight. I read my own copy, that's all. I think I've read everything that's worth reading. — John Gould

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years. — George Burns

A big blizzard proves there's no global warming in the same way being out of milk proves there's no such thing as cows. — Dana Gould

What's important is that all human knowledge be made available to all intelligent people who want to learn it. — Stephen Jay Gould

I bet when all the punctuation marks have a party, they quietly look at exclamation point's wife and think, that poor woman. — Dana Gould

It's nice to live in a country that has its priorities straight: the library's open three hours a week, and the House of Fist is 24/7. — Dana Gould

It's a Glock. You squeeze that part, things come out of that part. Very fast. — Steven Gould

What's a farmer's market without some guy singing Here Comes The Sun in a way that makes you wish the sun would stop coming up. — Dana Gould

Halloween Costume I Hate: kids dressed as their parent's poltical beliefs. Oooh! Aren't you a scary health care reform bill! — Dana Gould

There's nothing more arrogant or conceited than youth, and there's nothing other than machinery that can replace youth. — Elliott Gould

Having kids means there's always someone around to blame your fart on. — Dana Gould

God's Blessing are more numerous than those growing trees. /Muhammad Abdullah Hassan, Defeat of the Infidels/ — Steven Gould

What you see is that the most outstanding feature of life's history is a constant domination by bacteria. — Stephen Jay Gould

Science is all those things which are confirmed to such a degree that it would be unreasonable to withhold one's provisional consent. — Stephen Jay Gould

Death's vigilance is eternal, so shall mine be. — Dana Gould

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it's income from a giant mouse. — Dana Gould

As I die, and my life flashes before my eyes, I want to see who made faces at me when I turned my head. That's all I want to see. — Dana Gould

Fox: It's lonely at the top.
Gould: But it ain't crowded. — David Mamet

The problem and the question on 'Breaking Bad' is always 'Where is Walt's head at?' — Peter Gould

Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face. — Dana Gould

If I'm alone in the car and I fart, I still laugh at it. It's the little things that keep us civilised ... — Dana Gould

I'm of the generation of kids where the G.I. Joe's developed Kung Fu Grip right around the same time I did. — Dana Gould

Unless your aim is to deceive, there's not a meaningful distinction between memoir and fiction. They're marketing categories. — Emily Gould

If there's one thing worse than being really angry for no reason, it's suddenly remembering the reason. — Dana Gould

Do you know what Irish Alzheimer's is? It's when you forget everything but your grudges. — Dana Gould

I love it when dogs yawn. Especially when it's in the middle of another dog's speech. — Dana Gould

There's something profoundly disturbing about watching an old guy eat a sandwich. — Dana Gould

Today I saw a guy who looked like me in a funhouse mirror. He looked at me like, Hey, that's how I look reflected in the pond! — Dana Gould

The pathways of crime are clearly marked. There's a doublecross on every corner. — Chester Gould

If life begins at conception, but you can be born again later, only to live on eternally after death, what's the big deal about anything? — Dana Gould

Earthquakes would be great if they could hit specific areas, like the parent lounge at a children's beauty pageant. — Dana Gould

The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out. — Dana Gould

God's truth is helped by no man's ignorance. — Sabine Baring-Gould

Why is it, when I have nothing to do, I drink more coffee? It's as if I'm in a big hurry to get nothing done. — Dana Gould

There's nothing like a string of Xmas lights inside the house to make the whole family feel like they live in a vintage clothing store. — Dana Gould

There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould

I don't like to generalize, but if you see a guy with his shirt tucked into his shorts, he's probably killed three or four children. — Dana Gould

As anyone who's ever adopted a dog will tell you, there's always the fear that one day the birth parents will come scratching at the door ... — Dana Gould

Let's all start wearing bolo ties, and when they become hip again, we'll all say we were kidding. — Dana Gould

What did you - " He swallowed. His voice was raspy. "What did you do to him?"
"Sightseeing. Your turn."
He shivered. "No, that's all right. — Steven Gould

When you break life down, it's about 100% time management. — Dana Gould

To really make it look like Santa came, I put reindeer poop on the roof. It's just so cold up there with my pants down. — Dana Gould

The more women walk around in sweat pants, the harder it is to tell who's out jogging and who's running away from a mugger. — Dana Gould

Science simply cannot adjudicate the issue of God's possible superintendence of nature. — Stephen Jay Gould

In the midst of all the candy and commercialism, let's not lose sight of the true meaning of Halloween: tree worship and animal sacrifice. — Dana Gould

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould

Have you ever had a gay friend lose weight and you can't decide if it's good news or not? Hey you look ... great? — Dana Gould

It's been years since any hillbilly has reported getting sodomized by an alien. Did they break up and not tell us? — Dana Gould

A lot of people have a particular song that, no matter their mood, turns them on. With me, it's Eleanor Rigby. — Dana Gould

In theory it may seem all right to some, but when it comes to being made the instrument of the Lord's vengeance, I myself don't like it. — Robert Gould Shaw

We would have never gotten mace had someone not thought, There must be a good way to burn someone's eyes. — Dana Gould

Every time I fold the baby's clothes I feel like a giant that got a housekeeping job with a nice family. — Dana Gould

Why do I always meet women as I'm leaving the dog park with a big bag of poop? And it's always on the day I forgot my dog ... — Dana Gould

Just because one pedophile is a football coach, please don't turn against all pedophiles. — Dana Gould

Come on, somebody be brave. — Dave Gould

I don't really like myself, but I'm way into me, physically. — Dana Gould

This is just a hunch, but I bet airplanes think helicopters are assholes. — Dana Gould

I was an altar boy in the Roman Catholic Church and no priest ever laid a hand on me. That's me, always the bridesmaid ... — Dana Gould

I'm only afraid of dying if I'm to be held accountable for what I did while living. If there's no God or reckoning, I'm like, whew! — Dana Gould

Chihuahuas are the perfect pet if you don't have a person in your life who screams and shits their pants every time there's a noise. — Dana Gould

If you're selling something on Craiglist, it's never a good idea to end the description with, May have lice. — Dana Gould

Here's something you never hear: Now that I've worked through all my emotional issues, I'm free to dedicate my life to ventriloquism! — Dana Gould

Is it still okay to make fun of schizophrenics? There's a little voice in my head that says no. — Dana Gould

A lot of people are looking for their soul mates. Along the way, it's nice to bump into some genital pals. — Dana Gould

There's a big difference between poll workers and pole workers. Sadly. — Dana Gould

Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen. — Dana Gould

Any decent writer writes because there's some deep internal need to keep learning. — Stephen Jay Gould

I want to see the stats for how many crosses there have been; it's been incredulous — Bobby Gould

Because of Bluetooth headsets, it's getting more and more difficult to tell who's schizophrenic and who's on a conference call. — Dana Gould

The Elephant Man claimed his head was big because, it's so full of dreams. Actually, it's because his skull was shaped like a turkey. — Dana Gould

The first person to refer to Darwin's tales as Just So Stories was a Harvard paleontologist and evolutionist, Stephen Jay Gould, in 1978.61 — Tom Wolfe

Why not pick up the new full-length motion picture at the corner drugstore and then run it through one's
home TV receiver? — Jack Gould

There's something vaguely erotic about watching a woman eat a banana while cupping two plums. — Dana Gould

I know that big, important things don't just come together overnight, but I've been me for a long time now and it's still not working. — Dana Gould

When you write in the third person, you get to imagine other people's interiority. — Emily Gould

I don't want to appear to be placing blame, but as far my life is concerned, everything is pretty much my dad's ball's fault. — Dana Gould

It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible castle. Set the alarm! — Dana Gould

I was born and bred in Coventry. I played for the club as well, so that's where my liaisons lie. — Bobby Gould

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety. — Dana Gould