Good Humour Quotes
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Good Humour Quotes & Sayings
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Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity.
— John Kennedy Toole
Australian people are dope. They're so fun. They want to just have a good time, and they have a great sense of humour.
— Erin Heatherton
Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above us ...
— Wilkie Collins
Smile and make someone's day better
— Alan Faraway
Sex & Humour Are The Heart & Lungs Of A Good Relationship
— Rosamund Lupton
Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided.
— Valerie Z. Lewis
Matt shrugged. It was a good shrug, too. All it was missing was a beret, a stripy shirt and a Gauloise cigarette.
— D.C. Farmer
I have never learned how to tell somebody something good about myself; that should be a secret they must find out .
— Joan Rivers
Everyone looked pensive, which is good cover-up for clueless.
— Nelson DeMille
I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die.
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Don't know if it's good or bad that a Google search on "Big Bang Theory" lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe
— Neil DeGrasse Tyson
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
— Adrian Edmondson
Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott
Whoever thought a naked beach was a good idea never sat in one.
— Janet Evanovich
What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato.
— Sophia Tallon
Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input.
— Barbara Marciniak
Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red.
— Christopher Golden
Captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance of good humour which youth and beauty generally give
— Seth Grahame-Smith
I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just a hall and fuck the community.
— Jonathan Dunne
Writing is the flip side of sex - it's only good when it's over.
— Hunter S. Thompson
Some battles don't have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire
— Emma Chase
I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell Jewish jokes.
— Daniel Radcliffe
Beauty does not look with good grace on the timid advances of Humour.
— W. Somerset Maugham
It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going
— Benny Bellamacina
Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.
— John Kenneth Galbraith
Great book stands the test of time unlike my good self ...
— Douglas Adams
On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time.
— George Orwell
A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'!
— Kate Angell
The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour
— Hugh Massingberd
But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat.
— Terry Pratchett
In my book, water was only good for one thing ... when I remember what that is, I'll let you know.
— R.K. Lewis
I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour.
— Paloma Faith
When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour.
— Lars Von Trier
If only my sunscreen was as good as my writers block!
— Martin Link
Good God! I'm out of tobacco.
— Eugenio Prados
If you can't be of good character, write a good character.
— Rosen Trevithick
We owe to one another all the wit and good humour we can command; and nothing so clears our mental vistas as sympathetic and intelligent conversation.
— Agnes Repplier
Five, six, seven eight-," Cecil grinned."-Gay is just as good as straight," Dave said. — Joseph Hansen
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.
— Rupert Grint
The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour.
— Charles Dickens
I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble!
— Terry Pratchett
Good character is Beauty
— Treasure Stitches
My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited.
— Brian Dennehy
I hope you grow up to be as good a mother as your father
— Robert Rankin
Although your marrows look very good, it's not them I'm interested in.. (The Honesty Box) Love Potion
— Samantha Bacchus
Nothing ever good came from a plan
— J.E. Duah
The sympathy of most people consists of a mixture of good-humour, curiosity, and self-importance.
— Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach
Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people.
— Chevy Chase
Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier.
— Benny Bellamacina
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out.
— Chris Morris
I really hope he shapes up, you know? He's got a good head on his shoulders when he's not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning.
— Hailey Abbott
He felt like a dog that was about to be told that, yes, he was a good boy, but his balls had to come off anyway.
— Michael K. Schaefer
Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over mealmost as if I were going to think! — Aleister Crowley
There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -""I am desolated!"
"That's a good boy! — Agatha Christie
He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba.
— Terry Pratchett
Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour.
— Fred Schneider
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense.
— Zeenat Mahal
A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be.
— Richard Branson
Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory.
— Albert Schweitzer
A good speech is like a miniskirtlong enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners. — Naa Shalman
I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don't, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes.
— Jennifer Johnston
All good writers are weird. Proudly weird.
— Margo Rabb