Good Humour Quotes: top 100 famous quotes about Good Humour

Good Humour Quotes & Sayings

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It hurts!" bellowed Ramirez drunkenly, flinging a last pair of bolts at a fleeing ghoul. "Ow! Ow, it hurts! It hurts to be this *good*! — Jim Butcher

Had that poor Reilly kook really been proud of Levy Pants? He had always said that he was. That was one good sign of his insanity. — John Kennedy Toole

Australian people are dope. They're so fun. They want to just have a good time, and they have a great sense of humour. — Erin Heatherton

Miss Fairlie laughed with a ready good-humour, which broke out as brightly as if it had been part of the sunshine above us ... — Wilkie Collins

It's never a good day when an ancient demon shows up on your toilet bowl. — Angie Fox

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher. — Socrates

Smile and make someone's day better — Alan Faraway

Sex & Humour Are The Heart & Lungs Of A Good Relationship — Rosamund Lupton

Well, well," said he, "do not make yourself unhappy. If you are a good girl for the next ten years, I will take you to a review at the end of them. — Jane Austen

Carpe Rectum. Seize the hot ass the good Lord has provided. — Valerie Z. Lewis

Matt shrugged. It was a good shrug, too. All it was missing was a beret, a stripy shirt and a Gauloise cigarette. — D.C. Farmer

I have never learned how to tell somebody something good about myself; that should be a secret they must find out . — Joan Rivers

Everyone looked pensive, which is good cover-up for clueless. — Nelson DeMille

I'm too young, too smart and too good-looking to die. — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Don't know if it's good or bad that a Google search on "Big Bang Theory" lists the sitcom before the origin of the Universe — Neil DeGrasse Tyson

With a black Stone, you are handsome, wise and a good dancer. Norn saying. — Taylor Grace

Good sex and good humour have one important thing in common: good timing — Alan Daniels

From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour. — Adrian Edmondson

Like a good-looking John Merrick, mine was a face that looked really shit. — Alan Partridge

Those sweet lips. My, oh my, I could kiss those lips all night long.
Good things come to those who wait. — Jess C. Scott

The pleasant fact is that the British are not much good at violent crime except in fiction, which is of course as it should be. — Bill Bryson

Whoever thought a naked beach was a good idea never sat in one. — Janet Evanovich

What can I say? I'm Irish, I love a good potato. — Sophia Tallon

Love and a good sense of humour strengthen the entire body; remember your cells respond to your input. — Barbara Marciniak

Xander Harris: Hair. Red. Red is good. Fire engines are red. Porsche's are red. — Christopher Golden

Captivated by youth and beauty, and that appearance of good humour which youth and beauty generally give — Seth Grahame-Smith

I recall when this place was a good 'n honest community hall with a great sense of place and pride but now it's just a hall and fuck the community. — Jonathan Dunne

Writing is the flip side of sex - it's only good when it's over. — Hunter S. Thompson

Some battles don't have a winner. Sometimes the best a good general can hope for is a ceasefire — Emma Chase

The sign of a good conscience is for a man to be in support of basically everything that Westboro Baptist isn't. — Luke Myer

I'm very proud of being Jewish. It means I have a good work ethic, and you get Jewish humour and you're allowed to tell Jewish jokes. — Daniel Radcliffe

I like men with quick wit, good conversation and a great sense of humour. I love banter. I want a man to like me for me - I want him to be authentic. — Emma Watson

Beauty does not look with good grace on the timid advances of Humour. — W. Somerset Maugham

It's good to let your mind wonder, as long as you know where it's going — Benny Bellamacina

I think the key attributes for a good speaker are someone that's articulate and someone that puts a fair amount of humour into what they do. — Jo Brand

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will. — John Kenneth Galbraith

Great book stands the test of time unlike my good self ... — Douglas Adams

And you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off a horse two years ago.'
'Good to know. — Scott Lynch

On the whole human beings want to be good, but not too good, and not quite all the time. — George Orwell

A good friend will come and bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'! — Kate Angell

The salutory effect of surviving a heart-attack: One felt that nothing mattered beyond kindness, good manners and humour — Hugh Massingberd

It's not gambling to play
against someone who's no good. It's common sense. — Terry Pratchett

But the purpose of the book is not the horror, it is horror's defeat. — Terry Pratchett

The only good thing about that decision, Gatt, is that I'll get tea before you. — Graham Gooch

In my book, water was only good for one thing ... when I remember what that is, I'll let you know. — R.K. Lewis

I love Andre 3000 from OutKast. I think we'd complement each other, but I'm hoping he's got a good sense of humour. — Paloma Faith

When I was in film school, it was said that all good films were characterised by some form of humour. — Lars Von Trier

If only my sunscreen was as good as my writers block! — Martin Link

Given the circumstances, I think the rabbi did a very good job. What did you think?"
"It's my policy not to review funerals. — A.M. Homes

Good God! I'm out of tobacco. — Eugenio Prados

It's good to write badly. Things can only get better. — Alan Dapre

If you can't be of good character, write a good character. — Rosen Trevithick

We owe to one another all the wit and good humour we can command; and nothing so clears our mental vistas as sympathetic and intelligent conversation. — Agnes Repplier

Maple thought optimistically that human beings, on their good days, weren't much dimmer than sheep. Or at least, not much dimmer than dim sheep. — Leonie Swann

It was a good picture. You could tell by the amount of time I spent staring at it. — Cary Attwell

Books Are Good For Lots Of Uses, Not For Dropping In The Toilet. — Frank Zappa

Five, six, seven eight-," Cecil grinned.
"-Gay is just as good as straight," Dave said. — Joseph Hansen

The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate — Ray Daley

All I want is for my kids to have a good sense of humour. They don't have to be funny, just need to be able to recognise how hilarious I am. — Ade Bozzay

Oh, good. Okay, I'd like to get more sleep before I have to figure out how we find a Sith Lord in Washington. — Gini Koch

I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend. — Rupert Grint

The world belongs to those who set out to conquer it armed with self confidence and good humour. — Charles Dickens

I mean, it's a good job we've got a last desperate million-to-one chance to rely on, or we'd really be in trouble! — Terry Pratchett

Good character is Beauty — Treasure Stitches

The secret to my success is the love & support of a good bar of chocolate — Ray Daley

My father had a good sense of humour about a lot of things, including life, which I think I inherited. — Brian Dennehy

I hope you grow up to be as good a mother as your father — Robert Rankin

Although your marrows look very good, it's not them I'm interested in.. (The Honesty Box) Love Potion — Samantha Bacchus

Nothing ever good came from a plan — J.E. Duah

The sympathy of most people consists of a mixture of good-humour, curiosity, and self-importance. — Marie Von Ebner-Eschenbach

Any good actor has to have a good sense of humour, too; they have to be able to manipulate people. — Chevy Chase

Always walk as if you're running late, it's healthier. — Benny Bellamacina

Are you sure this is a good idea?' I ask.
'No,' says Amber. 'Let's do it. — Doug MacLeod

My condolences, you're still alive. — Fakeer Ishavardas

Skinny jeans were only good if you had skinny genes. — Matt Dunn

Patrick actually used to be popular before Sam bought him some good music. — Stephen Chbosky

Lots of distractions - that's good.
Murderous angels everywhere - that's bad.
That's about as far as my frozen brain will go. — Susan Ee

On a good day, my style is librarian chic. On a bad day, it's frumpy mother. — Cassandra Page

The thing about a sense of humour is that it's not bestowed on the good. It's just randomly dished out. — Chris Morris

I really hope he shapes up, you know? He's got a good head on his shoulders when he's not trying to give himself alcohol poisoning. — Hailey Abbott

He felt like a dog that was about to be told that, yes, he was a good boy, but his balls had to come off anyway. — Michael K. Schaefer

Don't talk for five minutes, there's a good chap! I've a strange feeling come over me
almost as if I were going to think! — Aleister Crowley

What the dev - er, deuce did you do that for? It hurt!"
"Good," said the angel. "I was afraid these new shoes would not be sturdy enough. — Anne Gracie

There! Now we're friends!" declared the minx. "Say you're sorry about my sister -"
"I am desolated!"
"That's a good boy! — Agatha Christie

Peabody pursed her lips. "You're really mean today."
"Yes. Yes, I am." Eve took a deep gulp of hideous air, and smiled. "I feel good about that. — J.D. Robb

Heartache makes
for good poetry,
heartburn
not so much. — S. Tarr

He looked up at them, a scruffy Napoleon with his laces trailing, exiled to a rose-trellised Elba. — Terry Pratchett

The cook was a good cook, as cooks go; and as cooks go, she went. — Saki

Australians are geniuses with a good sense of humour. — Fred Schneider

I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace. — Fakeer Ishavardas

I can't decide whether I'm a good girl wrapped up in a bad girl, or if I'm a bad girl wrapped up in a good girl. And that's how I know I'm a woman! — C. JoyBell C.

Good humour was miles behind a second cup of morning tea. It was too early for nonsense. — Zeenat Mahal

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason. — Jack Handy

A little humour is good for the soul - regardless of how old you may be. — Richard Branson

Happiness is nothing more than good health and a bad memory. — Albert Schweitzer

A good speech is like a miniskirt
long enough to over all the vital parts, short enough to entice and captivate listeners. — Naa Shalman

There's only one thing in life more dangerous than a bad idea, and that's a good one. — Greg Curtis

I think I have got a very good sense of humour; other people don't, but I do. I also laugh at my own jokes. — Jennifer Johnston

During the gold rush its a good time to be in the pick and shovel business — Mark Twain

All good writers are weird. Proudly weird. — Margo Rabb