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Painting is like golf; the fewer strokes I take, the better the picture. — John Marin

Actually, performing is a lot like golf. You are alone, so vulnerable. — Cathy Rigby

A golf ball is like a clock. Always hit it at 6 o'clock and make it go toward 12 o'clock. But make sure you're in the same time zone. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Playing golf is like going to a strip joint. After 18 holes you are tired and most of your balls are missing. — Tim Allen

The object of golf is not just to win. It is to play like a gentleman, and win. — Phil Mickelson

They say golf is like life, but don't believe them. It's more complicated than that. — Gardner Dickinson

The world is full of people who would like nothing better than to spend six hours on a golf course. I would rather be chopping shallots. — Ted Allen

The Masters is more like a vast Edwardian garden party than a golf tournament. — Alistair Cooke

Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years. — Brian Weiss

Playing Augusta is like playing a Salvador Dali landscape. I expected a clock to fall out of the trees and hit me in the face. — David Feherty

It does look like a very good exercise. But what is the little white ball for? — Ulysses S. Grant

Dividing the swing into its parts is like dissecting a cat. You'll have blood and guts and bones all over the place. But you won't have a cat. — Ernest Jones

I don't think anywhere is there a symbiotic relationship between caddie and player like there is in golf. — Johnny Miller

Your confidence is the 15th club in your bag. You'd like it to be a thick headed driver. But it sometimes seems like a pretty weak little stick. — Peter Jacobsen

Golf is the only opportunity that middle-aged WASPs have to dress up like a pimp. — Kinky Friedman

Learning to play golf is like learning to play the violin. It's not only difficult to do, it's very painful to everyone around you. — Hal Linden

Writing is like playing golf - you have to keep working at your swing. — Bill Simmons

Golf is like solitaire. When you cheat, you only cheat yourself. — Tony Lema

Golf is a spiritual game. It's like Zen. You have to let your mind take over. — Amy Alcott

Golf is like 99.9 percent of my life, and then there's school. I don't get much time to go out with my friends. — Lydia Ko

Golf is a lot like sex. It's something you can enjoy all your life. And if you remain an amateur, you get to pick your own playing partners. — Jess Sweetser

A lot of people like to think that golf is a lazy man's sport. Or it's a rich man's sport, or it's a sport that they can't be involved in. — Shia Labeouf

Sudden success in golf is like the sudden acquisition of wealth. It is apt to unsettle and deteriorate the character. — P.G. Wodehouse

Polo is like playing golf with a saddle, and there are a lot of moving parts. — Joel Edgerton

Muirfield without a wind is like a lady undressed. No challenge. — Tom Watson

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about. — Jack Nicklaus

Golf is like an 18-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her. — Val Doonican

Golf is like life in a lot of ways - All the biggest wounds are self-inflicted. — William J. Clinton

Golf is like hunting and fishing. What counts is the companionship and fellowship of friends, not what you catch or shoot. — George Archer

Ours is a youth culture, and like a golf tournament, we honor only low scores. — Bill Cosby

I'm not much of a golfer, I don't have any friends and all I like to do is go home and be alone, and not worry about ways not to lose. — Bear Bryant

Golf is so difficult to master. It feels like the better you get, the farther you are away from perfection. — Stewart Cink

Watching Phil Mickelson play golf is like watching a drunk chasing a balloon near the edge of a cliff. — David Feherty

I like the beach and would also love to learn golf because I think it is rather elegant for an older lady. — Virginia Hey

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally. — Sam Snead

The golf swing is like a suitcase into which we are trying to pack one too many things. — John Updike

On the course, what is feared is like a magnet. Water, bunkers, trees, ravines, high grass - whatever you fear turns magnetic. — Wiffi Smith

Guitar playing is very important to me. It's like golf to some other people; it's important to me that I play good. — Merle Haggard

Golf is like a razor. You get just so sharp and then it begins to dull a little more the more you use it. — Doug Sanders

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. — Tiger Woods

Playing golf is like chasing a quinine pill around a cow pasture. — Winston Churchill

Golf is a difficult game, but it's a little easier if you trust your instincts. It's too hard a game to try to play like someone else. — Nancy Lopez

There is not a lot of money in competition dancing. There never has been; it's all about winning the trophies, really. It's not like golf. — Anton Du Beke

Golf is one of the few sports where a white man can dress like a black pimp and not look bad. — Robin Williams

My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch. — Lee Trevino

Goaltending is to hockey like putting is to golf. It really has no relationship to the rest of the game. — Harry Sinden

Selecting a stroke is like selecting a wife. To each his own. — Ben Hogan

Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time. — Charles E. McKenzie

I like going there for golf. America is one vast golf course today. — King Edward VIII

Golf is like a chain. You always have to work on the weakest links. — George Archer

I like travelers, but I don't like tourists. The difference is that travelers don't shop and they don't play golf. — Tom Robbins

A good golf course is like good music. It does not necessarily appeal the first time one plays it. — Alister MacKenzie

I don't believe there is anything like a natural golf swing. A golf swing is an unnatural thing, and it has to be developed. — Ben Hogan

My philosophy is to enjoy yourself. Do the things you want to do, like play golf! — Phil Daniels

In golf, 'close' is like the north and south rim of the Grand Canyon. — Johnny Miller

Golf is like eating peanuts. You can play too much or play too little. — Bobby Jones

We all would like to struggle like Tiger is struggling. — Jack Nicklaus

POP FACT Like the Passat and the Scirocco, the Golf was another '70s VW named after a wind. In this case, Golfstrom, which is German for Gulf Stream. — Giles Chapman

I don't go out and get arrested anymore. The most extravagant thing I do these days is play golf. I'm like an old man. — Brad Renfro

Golf is a lot like life. When you make a decision, stick with it. — Byron Nelson

The golf swing is very, very rhythmic. There's a certain tempo to it, just like in music. — Justin Timberlake

Playing polo is like trying to play golf during an earthquake. — Sylvester Stallone

I am relying on the theory that playing golf is just like riding a bike and that I haven't forgotten how. — Jennifer Wyatt

Golf is like love. One day you think you are too old and the next day you want to do it again. — Roberto De Vicenzo

The point is that it doesn't matter if you look like a beast before or after the hit, as long as you look like a beauty at the moment of impact. — Seve Ballesteros

My game is like a cross between karaoke and rap: crap. — Nick Faldo

This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the wall at Fenway Park this year. — Don Zimmer

You know golf is very lonely. When I'm in the States, I feel like if I just think about Taiwan, my friends, my fans, I won't feel like I'm alone. — Yani Tseng