Golf Handicap Quotes
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Golf Handicap Quotes & Sayings
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My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress.
— Ronald Reagan
I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap.
— Alistair Cooke
You can't. You just have to.
— William Faulkner
I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said.
— Jack Redmond
From whichsoever of these motives it might be, true it is, that many of them came over to our religion, and were initiated into it by baptism.
— Thomas More
President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama's handicap is Joe Biden.
— Jay Leno
I think that it's much easier for a recording artist to become an actor than for an actor to become a recording artist.
— Zachary Levi
Tears are great peace-makers.
— Mason Cooley
Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course.
— Henry Beard
One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines.
— Arnold Schwarzenegger
I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting.
— Shia Labeouf
I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.
— Lyndon B. Johnson
While 'Babel' is a foreign-language film in some countries, in others, it is a local film.
— Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu
My handicap? Woods and irons.
— Chris Codiroli
Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition.
— Franz Beckenbauer
I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand.
— Dennis Lehane
If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you, -Oates
The White Darkness — Geraldine McCaughrean
The White Darkness — Geraldine McCaughrean
Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
— Bobby Nichols
Nabokov complained he was afflicted with total recall, an affliction of which he could be miraculously cured by the presence of a biographer.
— Stacy Schiff
Life is a suicide course, Miro. Check it out- basic philosophy course. You spend your life running out of fuel and when you're finally out, you croak.
— Orson Scott Card
Time is the source of all things
— Sunday Adelaja