Golf Handicap Quotes: top 27 famous quotes about Golf Handicap

Golf Handicap Quotes & Sayings

Happy to read and share the best inspirational Golf Handicap quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.

My golf-loving friend Bob Hope asked me what my handicap was, so I told him - the Congress. — Ronald Reagan

I have an insane desire to shave a stroke or two off my handicap. — Alistair Cooke

You can't. You just have to. — William Faulkner

I was playing once with the King of Samoa. I asked him what his handicap was. "Six wives," he said. — Jack Redmond

From whichsoever of these motives it might be, true it is, that many of them came over to our religion, and were initiated into it by baptism. — Thomas More

President Obama and House Speaker John Boehner played golf this weekend. Obama's handicap is Joe Biden. — Jay Leno

I think that it's much easier for a recording artist to become an actor than for an actor to become a recording artist. — Zachary Levi

In my life, I'd like to play more golf and, and get a decent handicap. — Ken Buck

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer. — Seneca.

Tears are great peace-makers. — Mason Cooley

Handicap: an allocation of strokes on one or more holes that permits two golfers of very different ability to do equally poorly on the same course. — Henry Beard

One thing Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't is self-effacing. Everything has to be the biggest. His money, his muscles, his movies and his machines. — Arnold Schwarzenegger

I understand why marriages break up over golf. I can't even talk about my own handicap because it's too upsetting. — Shia Labeouf

I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap. — Lyndon B. Johnson

General Mills Editorial Director: Jeff Nowak Publishing — Anonymous

The ice has to face the heat
and melt to reach the Ocean. — Ozay Oktay

I've been playing the game so long that my handicap is in Roman numerals. — Bob Hope

While 'Babel' is a foreign-language film in some countries, in others, it is a local film. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu

My handicap? Woods and irons. — Chris Codiroli

Germany needs to have a handicap, like in golf. They ought to start each match with two goals in advance to their opposition. — Franz Beckenbauer

I sort of play golf because a lot of my friends are into it, but I'm awful - my handicap is about six or seven thousand. — Dennis Lehane

If you want to please me very much, you will fall down when I shoot you, -Oates
The White Darkness — Geraldine McCaughrean

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap. — Bobby Nichols

Nabokov complained he was afflicted with total recall, an affliction of which he could be miraculously cured by the presence of a biographer. — Stacy Schiff

Life is a suicide course, Miro. Check it out- basic philosophy course. You spend your life running out of fuel and when you're finally out, you croak. — Orson Scott Card

You are not too small. No one is ever too small to offer help. — Emlyn Chand

Time is the source of all things — Sunday Adelaja