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Golf Funny Quotes By Pete Dye: The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if

The ardent golfer would play Mount Everest if somebody put a flagstick on top. — Pete Dye

Golf Funny Quotes By Anthony Jeselnik: My mom's been having a hard time lately.

My mom's been having a hard time lately. She just found out that she has to have both of her breasts removed - if she's ever going to be good at golf. — Anthony Jeselnik

Golf Funny Quotes By Dolce: I fuck old men for a living. Of

I fuck old men for a living. Of course I golf. — Dolce

Golf Funny Quotes By Homer: In a world gone mad, only a lunatic

In a world gone mad, only a lunatic is truly insane. — Homer

Golf Funny Quotes By Ann Voskamp: Any kind of love that lacks the iron

Any kind of love that lacks the iron of the Cross in it, is anemic love. — Ann Voskamp

Golf Funny Quotes By Phil Silvers: Be funny on a golf course? Do I

Be funny on a golf course? Do I kid my best friend's mother about her heart condition? — Phil Silvers

Golf Funny Quotes By Jack Benny: Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a

Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. — Jack Benny

Golf Funny Quotes By George Archer: One thing about golf is you don't know

One thing about golf is you don't know why you play bad and why you play good. — George Archer

Golf Funny Quotes By Kallypso Masters: To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being

To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage. — Kallypso Masters

Golf Funny Quotes By Karrie Webb: Golf's a funny game. You can be playing

Golf's a funny game. You can be playing poorly and then go and win a tournament. — Karrie Webb

Golf Funny Quotes By Joan Rivers: Never admit that your back goes out more

Never admit that your back goes out more than you do — Joan Rivers

Golf Funny Quotes By Taron Egerton: Jason [Sudeikis] is a successful actor and comedian,

Jason [Sudeikis] is a successful actor and comedian, I don't think that he takes comedic roles any less seriously than he does dramatic roles. — Taron Egerton

Golf Funny Quotes By Stephen Jay Gould: Misunderstanding of probability may be the greatest of

Misunderstanding of probability may be the greatest of all impediments to scientific literacy. — Stephen Jay Gould

Golf Funny Quotes By Max Brooks: That's the one thing you can always depend

That's the one thing you can always depend on; as we're fighting one war, we're always preparing for the next one. — Max Brooks

Golf Funny Quotes By Geoffrey Wood: Where faith costs nothing, faith loses respect, even

Where faith costs nothing, faith loses respect, even to those who possess it. — Geoffrey Wood

Golf Funny Quotes By Bobby Jones: I never learned anything from a match that

I never learned anything from a match that I won. — Bobby Jones

Golf Funny Quotes By Chi Chi Rodriguez: I don't exaggerate - I just remember big.

I don't exaggerate - I just remember big. — Chi Chi Rodriguez

Golf Funny Quotes By Samuel Johnson: It is as bad as bad can be:

It is as bad as bad can be: it is ill-fed, ill-killed, ill-kept, and ill-drest. — Samuel Johnson