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Yeah, I know I'm ugly ... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.' — Rodney Dangerfield

The monsoon came, six months
of infinite rain. The towns I once knew
were wiped clean,
and everyone said it was God
revising his poem. — Eric Gamalinda

Why is it that when we talk to God we're said to be praying, but when God talks to us we're schizophrenic? — Lily Tomlin

God will always have a church on earth; but he never said it should be infallible, or perfectly pure from corruption on this side heaven. — Matthew Henry

I thank God for what happened," Verger said. "It was my salvation. Have you accepted Jesus, Miss Starling? Do you have faith? — Thomas Harris

But Jesus looked at them and said, With men, it is impossible. But not with God. With God, all things are possible. — Mark 10 27

Oh, the wickedness of man is very great," said Villefort, "since it surpasses the goodness of God. — Alexandre Dumas

Hey, no cracks about the leather if you want my help," he said. "Oh my god, it's like I have the Fonz for a brother," Angie said to Mel. Mel — Jenn McKinlay

It's tax season. When I woke this morning and realized it was tax season, I said, My God, didn't we just pay taxes last year? — David Letterman

If what Jesus said was good, and so much of it was absolutely beautiful, what does it matter if he was God or not? — Kurt Vonnegut

If what Jesus said was good, what can it matter whether he was God or not? — Kurt Vonnegut

It is said that God is always on the side of the big battalions. — Voltaire

Whatever may be said about the doctrine of election, it is written in the Word of God as with an iron pen, and there is no getting rid of it. — Charles Spurgeon

Ah, vampire humor. Thank God it never got old, said no one ever. — Chloe Neill

My guru said that when he suffers, it brings him closer to God. I have found this, too. — Ram Dass

That wish - that prayer - both men and women would have scorned me for - "But, Father, Thou wilt not despise!" I said, and felt that it was true. — Anne Bronte

Gabito isn't deceiving anyone," she said with an innocent smile, "but sometimes it happens that even God needs to make weeks that are two years long. — Gabriel Garcia Marquez

My God - it's a green child!" said the American. "What is this place - the House of Usher? — Dodie Smith

God help the poor mummy who encounters you, Peabody," he said bitterly. "We ought to supply it with a pistol, to even the odds. — Elizabeth Peters

It is said that God has created man in his own image. But it may be that humankind has created God in the image of humankind. — Thich Nhat Hanh

Miranda, how in God's name did you end up here?"
"Well," Miranda said. "It's a sweet tale, about kittens and puppies and rainbows and love. — Courtney Milan

It's okay to be addicted to beauty," Mom says, all dreamy. "Emerson said 'beauty is God's handwriting. — Jandy Nelson

Charles Spurgeon's answer was to recognize that whatever God's Word teaches is true, whether or not it all makes sense to us. He said, I — Randy Alcorn

When my babe was born, they said it was premature. It weighed only four pounds; but God let it live. — Harriet Ann Jacobs

Almost said 'theater'! But I know the blacks don't go! Unless it's that My Arms Are Too Short To Box With God production. Or The Wiz. — Jimmy Pardo

God is identical with His attributes, so that it may be said that He is the knowledge, the knower, and the known. — Maimonides

All paradises have gates," Falchi said. "You'd wonder why God made Paradise with an exit if he didn't anticipate having to use it eventually. — Aleksandr Voinov

My God," Hadrian said. "They finally did it! All those oh-so-cute-my-cuddly-kitten-here's-a-pic bastard! They finally went and did it! — Steven Erikson

When God said 'Let there be light'.
May be he meant it Inside. — Jasleen Kaur Gumber

Bonhoeffer said it's not about hero worship, but intimacy with God. — Jan Karon

I've heard it said that God made all men, but Samuel Colt made all men equal.
We'd see what Mr. Colt could do for a woman. — Cherie Priest

It is as though God said, You think to create order? Here is the appropriate disorder, since they are one. — Florida Scott-Maxwell

God invented Iowa, he always said, so people could leave it and never come back. — Justin Cronin

Who was it that said that coincidence was just God's way of remaining anonymous? — Donna Tartt

It is said that we only get to know God in those stark moments when we are driven to depend on him. — Margaret Campbell Barnes

It has been said that there must be a villain for every hero, a demon for every angel, a monster for every god. — Anonymous

Law does, "because God said so!"; Grace does because it understands the reason God said so. — D.R. Silva

When it's all said & done only God can judge me. I'm going to go out there on 5/5 to give my fans what they want to see. — Floyd Mayweather Jr.

It's often said that God made man in His own image, it's also true that man makes God in his own image. — R.K. Narayan

Jesus looked at them intently and said, "Humanly speaking, it is impossible. But with God everything is possible." - Matthew 19:26 — Gary Chapman

Have a religion but don't let religion have you! Befriend God because you wanted to, not because they have said it to you. — Janina Lea Dela Pena

Scientifically, energy is said to be everything that there is in this Cosmos; it can neither be created nor destroyed, and is indivisible. — Gian Kumar

The life of faith is not the perfect life; it is the life which clings on to what God has said he will do. — Timothy Keller

I felt," he said, "irritated. It seemed a waste, I suppose. To come so far. To cross the sea. To die for ... " He shrugs. "God knows why. — Hilary Mantel

My grandmother said sex was the best gift God ever gave to mankind-I think it is over rated. — Brenda Kay Winters

It has been said that if you don't see God in the profane and the profound, you're missing half the story. That is a great Truth. — Neale Donald Walsch

If it's God you're worried about, the Lord Jesus said that we needn't keep to the old ways anymore. They had their day years ago. — Diane Samuels

When God said "let there be light" I turned it the f-k off. — Immortal Technique

I doubted God last Sunday " said Rilla "but I don't doubt Him today. Evil cannot win. Spirit is on our side and it is bound to outlast flesh. — L.M. Montgomery

Lord Milles stands before the One God, now, Galdar," Mina said, "where we will all stand one day. It is not for us to judge him. — Margaret Weis

God said, Here. Have it. Enjoy it. I'm gonna be miserable? — Lenny Kravitz

You can't eat goat," Buck said. "It ain't natural. If God had wanted us to eat goat, he wouldn't've made it taste like shit. — Django Wexler

One of my opponents [Romney] recently said that it would take an act of God for me to win this primary. I agree with him. — Rick Santorum

The rabbi glanced over glumly from behind the jail bars. 'My faith in God is fine,' he said. 'It's people I'm not so sure about. — Richard Fliegel

A lot can be said for the infinite mercies of God, but the smarts of a good pharmacist, when you get down to it, is worth more. — Philip K. Dick

It is true, as John Bunyan said, that God infinitely prefers a heart without words to words without a heart when we pray. — Peter Kreeft

In conclusion it may be said that sin may be defined as lack of conformity to the moral law of God, either in act, disposition, or state — Louis Berkhof

It's not God's job to decide what happens," she'd said. "It's his job to help you get — Judy Blume

God gave humans the truth, and the devil came and he said, 'Let's give it a name and call it religion.' — Deepak Chopra

If New Horizons is, like Kaylee said, the tool God gave me to create a better life, I'm pretty sure I'm using it wrong. — Jessica Verdi

That which God said to the rose, and caused it to laugh in full-blown beauty, He said to my heart, and made it a hundred times more beautiful. — Rumi

It's been said that people see what they want to see. For that exact reason, look for the good in people, rather than the bad. — Donald L. Hicks

And when I die, put it on my stone. God said, Sucker get your bad ass home. I wasn't Superman. I wasn't Superman — Willie Nelson

In all that I do & in all that I say ... may it always be said: that I was a friend of God each and everyday! — Timothy Pina

Walter Mondale once said God has no place in American politics and it turned out that God felt the same way about Walter Mondale. — Argus Hamilton

My god-life! who can understand eve one little minute of it? 'don't try' he said 'just pretend you understand. — Kurt Vonnegut

I've always said the theatre is my church. It's where I feel God the most. It's where I know there's a God. — Ruthie Henshall

The body is the house of God. That is why it is said "Man know thyself". — Unknown

Beloved fellow-soldiers, our tongues are the swords which God has given us to use for Him, even as, it is said of our Lord, — Charles Haddon Spurgeon

It is said that men may not be the dreams of the god, but rather that the gods are the dreams of men. — Carl Sagan

I guess, like some guy once said, if triangles invented a god, the chances are high it would have three sides. — Michael Marshall Smith

God it set them yappin on the slope like dogs and he turns to us, the judge, with that smile of his, and he says: Gentlemen. That was all he said. — Cormac McCarthy

I don't like killing a girl," the Spaniard said.
"God does it all the time; if it doesn't bother Him, don't let it worry you. — William Goldman

I told her I loved her and all. It was a lie, of course, but the thing is, I meant it when I said it. I'm crazy. I swear to God I am. — J.D. Salinger

I am an atheist because there is no evidence for the existence of God. That should be all that needs to be said about it: no evidence, no belief. — Dan Barker

It'll be your own torture," he said, serious. "I hope to God it'll torture you to madness. — Anthony Burgess

It's a good thing to be a god," said Shadow. "Is it?" asked Wednesday, — Neil Gaiman

Captain Hook's mother, who said to Little Hook, For God sakes, don't scratch it! Never got a dinner! — Red Buttons

Even David Hume, one of history most famous skeptics, said it's just barely possible that God exists. — Peter Kreeft

Are you hearing unusual sounds or voices?" the doctor asked.
"Help us, oh God, it hurts," the boxes of cotton screamed.
"Not exactly," I said. — Denis Johnson

She said that the breath of God was his breath yet though it pass from man to man through all of time. — Cormac McCarthy

As Bob Dylan once said, "'I am the Lord thy God' is a fine saying, as long as it's the right person who's saying it. — N. T. Wright

Let's count on God's promises because if He said it, surely it shall happen because He changes not. — Euginia Herlihy

It's interesting said Jack.
"What is?"
"You believe in God." he said. You just don't believe that God is good. — Sarah Dunn

It has been said that we can know God only in so far as we can become God. — Ernest Holmes

I've heard it said that prayer is the act of talking to God, while meditation is the act of listening. — Elizabeth Gilbert

Since this life is God's and cannot die, it follows that everyone born anew into possessing this life is said to have eternal life. — Watchman Nee

This is nuts," Travis said, putting A Tale of Two Cities back where he'd gotten it. "I'm giving plot synopses to a dog, for God's sake!" Dropping — Dean Koontz

He was not a god. He was my dad.'
'You can be both,' she said. 'It happens. — Neil Gaiman

I'm a pastor. I say, 'Let the church say amen,' and that settles it. Everything has been said, you know; it's like we have to agree with God. — Andrae Crouch

It would be nice if people said, God bless you not just when you sneezed but also when you farted. — Demetri Martin

I wasn't asking anything about God," Jonah complained.
"Yeah, you kind of were," JB said. "If there is fate, who else would control it? — Margaret Peterson Haddix

When God said it it's a done deal because He's a faithful God. — Euginia Herlihy

Lord, I have loved Your sky,
Be it said against or for me,
Have loved it clear and high,
Or low and stormy ... — Robert Frost

I am Sunai," he said. "I am holy fire. And if I have to burn the world to cleanse it, so help me, I will. — Victoria Schwab

Sex is not about genitalia. It's about relationship. When God said 'the two shall become one flesh,' he didn't mean it only physically. — Sheila Wray Gregoire

What is today?"
"Thursday."
"Thursday." She stood up. "My God," she said, and sat down again with a moan. "It's too gruesome. — Truman Capote

God said, 'When one man and one woman shine together, it makes the most perfect light. — Olive Schreiner

When I was growing up in East Germay, everyone said there was no God. So I started looking for it myself. — Nina Hagen

You're crazy," she said with a laugh. And thank God for that.
"When it comes to you, I don't know how to be sane. — Olivia Cunning