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The only difference between Detroit and the Third World in terms of corruption is Detroit don't have no goats in the streets. — Charlie LeDuff

I saw goats. A party can't be all bad when you have goats," Lucy said. — Mary Jane Hathaway

If he doesn't give her back, chop off his manhood and feed it to the goats," Tyrion promised. "Provided you can find some. — George R R Martin

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat! — Tallulah Bankhead

And I like pygmy goats, because they're just lovely, and ducks. — Richard Hammond

People here will date goats. But no one wants to date a goat wearing Google glass. — Kara Swisher

I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well. — Joni Mitchell

But ... that doesn't make any sense ... !'
'It does if you're a goat. — Linda Medley

I'm not really a goal-oriented guy. I started doing the Mountain Goats just for the sheer hell of it. — John Darnielle

I would imagine that Bret would taste like a warm goat cheese, and Jemaine would taste like harvati with dill. Hmm ... I'm hungry actually. — Kristen Schaal

Goats are extremely cute and fairly intelligent (for livestock) and, importantly, delicious. — Time-Life Books

Good things never last, bad things never die. — John Darnielle

The old fellow seemed to spot deceit as if it reeked like a goat. — Margery Allingham

My misfortune is that I still resemble a man too much. I should liked to be wholly a beast like that goat. - Quasimodo — Victor Hugo

Why does He hate the goats so much?'
[...]
'I'm not sure,' I said. 'He only seems to like sheep. — Joanna Cannon

A time will come when instead of shepherds feeding the sheep, the church will have clowns entertaining the goats — Charles Spurgeon

Men may die like lambs and yet have their place forever with the goats. — Matthew Henry

I don't know how old I am because a goat ate the Bible that had my birth certificate in it. The goat lived to be twenty-seven. — Satchel Paige

Books are no different from goats! They enjoy an afternoon out on the lawn. — Kate Bernheimer

What really got my goat at MGM were comedians like The Marx Brothers who never wrote their own jokes. — Buster Keaton

There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex
they should draw the line at goats. — Elton John

When a goat likes a book, the whole book is gone,
and the meaning has to go find an author again.
- The Trouble With Reading — William Stafford

Course, mountains serve as homes to mountain goats and mountain lions, who enjoy attacking helpless picnickers and eating sandwiches or children. So — Lemony Snicket

Of course not. You can't have a family hanging over you like a bunch of old dead goats. No offense. — Roald Dahl

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English. — Scott Adams

I'm for traditional marriage, mostly because I want to know how many goats I'm worth. — Sabrina Zbasnik

Christ was born in a manger, laying down amongst donkeys ang goats. He was given gifts of incense and perfume. No kidding. — Dana Gould

Where I live, there's a lot of canyons. We're climbing constantly - we're like mountain goats. I'm just trying to get better at that. — Joey Santiago

If I do marry, I'll expect a pretty serious dowry. I'm talking goats, pigs, chickens, the works. — Dov Davidoff

126If beards gave wisdom, goats would be prophets. — C.M. Mayo

At that point Lord Agamemnon, Atreus' son, began shitting whole goats, laughs Orus, speaking loudly enough that several captains turn to frown at us. — Dan Simmons

Bring me coffee before I turn into a goat! — Johann Sebastian Bach

A diamond, which is the hardest of stones, not yielding unto steel, emery or any other thing, is yet made soft by the blood of a goat. — Thomas Browne

Redheaded women buck like goats. — James Joyce

This is a forsaken place ... I can think of no use for a place like this, except that you could say of it: I saw the heart of nothing, and survived. — Clive Barker

Sheep and goats and cows
gather 'round a manger bed
to awe at a babe. — Richelle E. Goodrich

IQ's are a combination of eyes, and queues. Would you wait in line to see my goat show? Of course you wouldn't, because the line is invisible. — Will Advise

Goats - but not sheep - monitor each other's gaze, lest they miss something important.6 — Anonymous

Poetry is a plan for a slit in the face of a bronze fountain goat and the path of fresh drinking water. — Carl Sandburg

You Liberals think that goats are just sheep from broken homes. — Malcolm Bradbury

They whipped us like a tied up goat. — Spike Dykes

Goat screaming videos are hilarious. — Miguel

My sexual activity was all with animals. First there were the hens, then the goats and the sows, and after I had grown up some more, the mares. — Reinaldo Arenas

I want to be able to run about like the goats do. — Johanna Spyri

Goats are fierce, independent, at the beck of no man. Everyone, even the king, respects the goat. — P.J. Hetherhouse

It doesn't take a lot to interest goats. — Terry Pratchett

It is better to swallow a sheep or a goat than swallow what he has been swallowing. — Arjuna Ranatunga

think you just like tethering goats." "Well, be sure to tell me when your rope begins — John Connolly

There's a reason why movie theatres don't encourage people to bring their goats. — Kelly Link

Political men, like goats, usually thrive best among inequalities. — Walter Savage Landor

The prime minister is 12 years old. She looks after 20 goats in the morning, but she's prime minister in the evening. — Bunker Roy

{She] ain't got the sense God gave a goat. — Pam Hillman

Creeds are definitions of what it means to be a Christian. They are fences that, albeit imperfectly, seek to separate sheep from goats. — R.C. Sproul Jr.

A singing goat is like reading books, I love goats and dinosaurs.-Albert Einstein — Andrew Clements

Have had enough of burnt offerings of rams and the fat of well-fed beasts; I do not delight in the blood of bulls, or of lambs, or of goats. — Anonymous

Monstrous shiny black beetles the size of goats unfurled their wings, writhed and festered at the very top of the sharp rock formation. — Paul Ikin

I ain't gonna be no escape-goat! — Karl Malone

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life. — Jon Katz

Fainting is for preteen girls and those really weird goats. I do not faint! — Melissa F. Olson

Something very unusual, a chocolate-flavoured log of goats' cheese. "Made by lesbians in Wales," Sam had explained superfluously. — Philip Hensher

You need to be able to feel proud of yourself even if you were living in a tiny hut in the middle of nowhere, taking care of goats. — Felicia Day

There are times, Sember, when I could believe your mother had a secret lover. Looking at you makes me wonder if it was one of my goats. — David Gemmell

She's like Eeyore if Eeyore hung out with goats all the time instead of letting Pooh and Piglet cheer him up. — Rainbow Rowell

Well, there was a time when we used to sacrifice goats, but then we all became vegans, so we've been sacrificing tofu before the shows! — Jared Leto

One has fear in front of a goat, in back of a mule, and on every side of a fool — E.W. Howe

You can't ride home on a bowl of goat. — Ron White

A Myrddraal has less cunning than a woman, and a Trolloc fights with more honor. And a goat has more sense. — Robert Jordan

That's because goats eat everything. Only the prickliest survive. — Christopher McDougall

The goat's business is none of the sheep's concern. — Edna Ferber

Goats," said Maxwell Hyde, "are a special case. Mad as hatters, all of them. — Diana Wynne Jones

What is that mountain goat doing way up here in the clouds? — Gary Larson

I want to go about like the light-footed goats. — Johanna Spyri

I hate pigs. I hate goats. — Blake Shelton

Being a conservative on campus is like bing a goat amongst the taliban. You are never safe. — Greg Gutfeld

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare. — Charles Dance

Esk wouldn't have known what a collective noun was if it had spat in her eye, but she knew there was a herd of goats and a coven of witches. — Terry Pratchett

Ideas are easy. It's the execution of ideas that really separates the sheep from the goats. — Sue Grafton

I sold my first short story to Pyramid Press, where it was chiseled onto fifteen slabs of granite, and for which I was paid nine goats. — Frank Tuttle

I think people should be free to engage in any sexual practices they choose; they should draw the line at goats though. — Elton John

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom. — Trey Parker

Think I have made a terrible mistake going to college.
Have decided to become a shepherd and spend my days tending to flocks of goats — Scott Frost

If he asks you for six goats in exchange for me, you don't have to actually buy real goats. He'd probably take kegs instead. — Joanna Wylde

Goats and monkies! — William Shakespeare

I love you more than I love goats, and you know how I feel about goats, Gaby said. — James Patterson

The lust of the goat is the bounty of God. — William Blake

Normal is boring. Weird is better. Goats are awesome, but only in small quantities. — Jenny Lawson

Even goats may have starlight in their eyes. — Robert W. Service

Every man can tell how many goats or sheep he possesses, but not how many friends. — Marcus Tullius Cicero

Kids are baby goats. They're cute and they have redeeming social value. You are definitely not kids. — Rick Riordan

In a dead white field an untethered goat gave them sardonic greeting. — Anthony Burgess

I don't need to kill goats to say things. I CAN talk. — L.J.Smith

The e-reader certainly sorts out the sheep from the goats, and divides those who need to read from those who like to turn the pages. — Margaret Drabble

Do I look like the kind of person who wastes time turning goats into pin cushions? — L.J.Smith

To the goats, all people are equal, except for those who have treats. — Karin Tidbeck

I am a mountain goat that keeps going and going and going, I cannot be stopped, I just keep going. — Sepp Blatter

As he drank, little brown drops of coffee clung to his mustache like dew. Men will live like billy goats if they are let alone. — Charles Portis

Shagga, cut off his manhood and feed it to the goats." Shagga hefted the huge double-bladed axe. "There are no goats, Halfman." "Make do. — George R R Martin

I was writing poetry, and the Mountain Goats was an outgrowth of that. — John Darnielle

Crawl 'til dawn on my hands and knees Goddamn these vampires for what they've done to me. ~Mountain Goats "Damn These Vampires — Autumn Doughton

Throughout his twenty-eight years on the island, goats are as wild as it gets. — Richard T. Nash