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Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Joseph Hall: Heaven hath many tongues to talk of it,

Heaven hath many tongues to talk of it, more eyes to behold it, but few hearts that rightly affect it. — Joseph Hall

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Mary-Kate Olsen: I am the cute one! She's just my

I am the cute one! She's just my sister. — Mary-Kate Olsen

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Anonymous: Jesus doesn't need us to be perfect; he

Jesus doesn't need us to be perfect; he wants us to be honest. — Anonymous

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By T.A. Cline: The giant oak tree of a story, started

The giant oak tree of a story, started with a small acorn of a thought.
-T.A. Cline — T.A. Cline

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Matt Damon: If there's an idea I think is really

If there's an idea I think is really good and I feel like I can write it, then I'll do it. — Matt Damon

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Gioconda Belli: Never was my political stance determined by the

Never was my political stance determined by the men I was with. I had my own ideas. — Gioconda Belli

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: It takes a genius to whine appealingly.

It takes a genius to whine appealingly. — F Scott Fitzgerald

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Daron Malakian: In Glendale, where I live, there's a street

In Glendale, where I live, there's a street called Broadway. The bottoms of the light posts have swastikas on them. — Daron Malakian

Glass Half Empty Funny Quotes By Ellis: Folks call me Ellis. I run an auto

Folks call me Ellis. I run an auto shop with a couple of my buddies. We're also in a band. I play bass. — Ellis