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Is a couple of hairs above my lip really worthy of this much effort?" I asked. "Yes," they both replied at once.

Are you going to sit down?" Ida Belle asked. "Or am I supposed to drive down the bayou with you up there looking like a Jackie Chan hood ornament?

Facebook had to be the biggest playground for self-absorbed assholes that the world had ever seen.

Remember that incident in Egypt with the #No. 2 pencil?" "Don't be ridiculous," I snapped. "That was a Pentel, not a #No. 2.

Maryse stared. "You hear her, too?" Luc grimaced. "Unfortunately. Why do you think I looked behind you when

Sometimes playing it safe can be just as bad as taking risks.

It said a lot about the choices you made in life when jogging actually lowered your heart rate. By

The idiot wrote that message on his utility bill.

Should. I learned a long time ago to never close my mind to possibilities. Every time I did it made a fool of me.

wasn't any place on my body I

One time," Gertie said. "You go out into a hurricane one time and you never hear the end of it.

As much as choice could sometimes be a burden, not having one was far worse.

Asking that woman to take a sideline seat is like asking Johnny Depp to stop being hot.

Now she sorta resembled the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man dressed in Pepto-Bismol.

Ladies don't shake hands," She said finally.

"I'm sorry," I said as I drew my hand back. "No one told me you were a lady.

Pity was for those who couldn't do anything about it.

It always feels better when someone understands that you're standing in a shit storm holding a broken umbrella.

Are you sure you weren't adopted?"
"Mom would like to think so, but it was a natural birth, so her memory's real clear.

She didn't like gardening or cleaning, so she wasn't about to have 'shit that needed watering or dusting' around her place.

It was a bunch of explanations but not an excuse. The bottom line is that no matter why I did the things I did, I always had a choice in doing them.

Emma ended the call and slipped her phone back into

Despite all the confidence I had in my ability to do my job, I hadn't had any in myself as a person.

A hooker, a truck driver, and a nun walk into a hotel," Ida Belle said. "There's the start of a bad joke.

Forrest Gump had gotten it all wrong. Life wasn't a box of chocolates. It was a box of ex-lax, and I felt like I'd consumed the entire thing.

And that pissed me all the way off.

I looked right into the face of pure evil. And the worst part is, it wasn't the enemy.